There is literally no way you could miss that, walking up to it, amateur. You have to put it on the wall side. 🙄

I mean if someone doesnt notice the obvious IED strapped to the toilet they deserve the the colonic equivalent of defenestration.

Back when I was in the military we rigged this under the chair of a whiney daywork supervisor who always complained about overnight staff raising his chair (rescue station manned 24hrs a day/365 days a year).

He was so pissed, we got reamed out. It was so utterly worth it .

I'm more worried about that water pipe in the back.

Way too obvious, put those snap/pop its fireworks in between the seat and the rim.

Time to hide a turd in the ventilation just before you leave.

Be afraid. Be verrrry afraid.

Absolute menace level home decor 😂 guests will never recover

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This is EVIL 😂😂

Well its the perfect place to have the shit scared out of you i guess

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Of course, just when I sit down I hear a sound like Gabriels trumpet hailing the final judgment. Great. Just great. There is always something.

Give them a mild dose of laxatives beforehand and lots of watermelon

I mean FCKING LITERALY!!

And make sure you move it before the ambulance gets there.

I couldn’t unsee dumbo for such a long time that I had no clue what it was 😂

Because its nearly invisible.