Mine call me at 3:45, 3:50, 3:55, 4:00, 4:05, 4:10, and 4:15. Oh and every single one is a different distressing noise (EX: plates shattering on the floor).
Me too. The most annoying thing is that my wife first needs to get up at 7 and we only have one bed table thing. And it is on her side of the bed because she wanted to switch sides. 😅
She’s this super hot Filipino woman, 27 years old, is totally into me. She’s so wonderful she even has her own ringtone by Nonpoint. It goes like “WAKE THE FUCK UP!”
That doesn't sound right. Should be 4:55am on weekdays and Saturdays if I get overtime. Alarm is a bot account that reminds you to do things, like wake up in time for work.
Alarm dosnt call me anymore. Instead my professional upstairs neighbor wakes me up every morning 🥰
She calls me at 10, and she says WAKE UP BITCH before I ignore her for the rest of the day
4:00 actually… if it was 7 I’d be late for work
Mine call me at 3:45, 3:50, 3:55, 4:00, 4:05, 4:10, and 4:15. Oh and every single one is a different distressing noise (EX: plates shattering on the floor).
No
10:30 actuasslly ☝️🤓
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She calls me at 6:10AM but she won't be next week
Saame
Cz Thursday is when I'm done w high-school
For me I still have to go through the entire week, but no more after that
Dam
Purple burglar alarm
I feel as though this comment will be severely underrated
She’s a asshole, she’s still a better girlfriend than you though.
How dare you say that to our queen.
Our?
Yes
Not my queen.
Get back in the basement
Never was in it.
Top 1% commenter says otherwise 🤣
I’m from the outside. I’m not worshipping someone who doesn’t even bother using proper grammar.
Then why are you a top 1% commenter here? You obviously don't like the sub
I’m actually awakened by Patrick at 5:30am every morning
Me too. The most annoying thing is that my wife first needs to get up at 7 and we only have one bed table thing. And it is on her side of the bed because she wanted to switch sides. 😅
I-I can explain
Rushia my beloved.
My imagery girlfriend.
🪑
I don't have it call me, it doesn't work, its basically just a clock now
7am? Yall need to get up a bit earlier.
Amanda Cerny and King Bach did this first.
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For me it's 6am
so i can wake up to sick ass nu metal every morning
She’s this super hot Filipino woman, 27 years old, is totally into me. She’s so wonderful she even has her own ringtone by Nonpoint. It goes like “WAKE THE FUCK UP!”
Jk she isn’t real </3 😒
“She” would be my father
band of brothers audio does not identify as a she
it identifies as 'The Goat'
unfortunately i have learned to sleep through explosions
my alarm no longer wakes me up
I have 0 alarms for 7am and never have 😂 also she's my gooner waifu who tells me when to go stuff my face full of ice cream at 10pm at night 🫡
she tries calling me every day at 6:30 but i just let her calls go to voicemail tbh
Ma'am...why have you so suddenly breached the solace of my space. Lately it seems like everywhere I look I see you
7 AM is too late nowadays because of the commute
I usually have three alarms on for any workday morning
it's either 6:05, 6:10, 6:15 or 6:10, 6:15, 6:30 or 6:15, 6:30, 6:45 depending on the actual time i need to wake up at (the third alarm)
or sometimes I have none if I pass out tired before I set them but then my body shoots me upward anywhere between 6:30 and 6:45 so it's fine
She's my therapist. I have therapy every day at 7 am.
That doesn't sound right. Should be 4:55am on weekdays and Saturdays if I get overtime. Alarm is a bot account that reminds you to do things, like wake up in time for work.
Seeing all these people waking up between 4am and 7am.
I woke up a 1 in the morning to drive an hour to work, work 9 hour shifts, and drove an hour back home.
5-6 am actually.
nah alarm diesnt call me "wake up" calls me every 5 minutes from 5 to 6 am because fuck me getting sleep
That's odd? Normally it's 3, and its to get me up.
Its 15 years old guy and he wanta to get out of your basement
My sister
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Actually 9 on weekends, and she just calls me to wake me up, nothing more