Old stories and myths mention a mysterious figure known as 70percentbanana. He was seen everywhere on reddit. You could create a new subreddit and he would be the first one to appear. Legend has it if you open reddit and post banana in 10 different subreddits, he'll appear in your dreams and give you a banana.
Always in our thoughts and prayers š
What happened Iām ootl
Old stories and myths mention a mysterious figure known as 70percentbanana. He was seen everywhere on reddit. You could create a new subreddit and he would be the first one to appear. Legend has it if you open reddit and post banana in 10 different subreddits, he'll appear in your dreams and give you a banana.
shut the fuck up
who hurt you...
The Reddit equivalent of seeing a druggie on the street and avoiding eye contact.
Do not speak so harshly to the banana priest, he is merely dpeaking the tales of our king.
he quit reddit
What actually happened tho
he quit reddit
Do we know why?
to get in a better place mentally
Honestly fair
He follows my account
o7
-anvil man