okay so u/70percentbanana comments. like a lot. apperantly people keep seeing him on like all the posts they see so eventually this happened so many times too so many people that they made a sub about it.
No, no, donβt touch me thereβ Is what I told my uncle but he didnβt seem to care Itβs my secret little spot and I donβt wanna share βNo, no, donβt touch me thereβ So tell that creepy guy who always hangs around your school That all they need to do is this one simple rule Itβs βNo, no, donβt touch me thereβ Is what I told my pastor when heβs playing with my hair It tickles and Iβm little and it really isnβt fair Hereβs the facts My square is not for pats I can count to 32 and Iβm friends with all my cats Iβm a smart guy In a dumb situation And nobodyβs gettinβ off at my no no station Hi My name is Juicy I like hanginβ with my friends and sippinβ apple goosey Eatinβ lots of burbers and hanginβ with my groupies If you talkinβ shit, Iβma pull up with the uzi! Sorry I got, I got a little carried away βNo, no, donβt touch me thereβ Is what I told the cabbiΠ΅ when I couldnβt pay the fare And also while youβre at it, can you quit the creepy stare? βNo, no, donβt touch me thereβ So tell that creepy guy who always hangs around your school That all they need to do is this one simple rule Itβs βNo, no, donβt touch me thereβ Itβs a pretty simple concept if you havenβt been aware I want to be alone, I donβt want a love affair Now listen I go to federal prison Iβm a whole new Juicy, no no edition No competition No no permission Keep your hands off Juicy is not your main mission Corners Count βem, four You picked the wrong shape for your fingers to explore Mr. Nice Guy? Well, not anymore We can be friends but Iβm not your damn whore! Ha-ha Sorry, guys I... really need to get that under control βNo, no, donβt touch me thereβ Is what I told my uncle but he didnβt seem to care Itβs my secret little spot and I donβt wanna share βNo, no, donβt touch me thereβ So tell that creepy guy who always hangs around your school That all they need to do is this one simple rule Itβs βNo, no, donβt touch me thereβ Keep your gross old hands off my no no square
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I wasβ¦ astounded. Iβ¦ I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time β something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange β uh, I guessβ¦ I guess you call it a "hit" β on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated [unalive], but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in [heck]. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
Hi, Iβm Saul Goodman did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do. I believe that until proven guilty every man, women and child is innocent. Thanks why I fight for you Albuquerque! Better call Saul.
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goodbye
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Banana man quit Reddit :(
Hello
dead chat xd
Nuh uh
why do we all care about 70% Banana?
hows it been
sup bois
Hi
I appreciate the 2 year late reply <3
Yw
Something about potassium
Lounge
hello r/found70percentbanana lounge
hello
hey
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I found him but I canβt post the photo :(
r u on pc or phone
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I found him
whut thu hΓͺll π
Banana
bananas fucking cars
banana r34 exists bro
I feel like somebodyβs going to Sexualize this π
Nana
Banana
Banana
Banana
Banana
whats this map thing on?
so glad to see the bullshit army stuff finally die out.
What is dis subreddit
okay so u/70percentbanana comments. like a lot. apperantly people keep seeing him on like all the posts they see so eventually this happened so many times too so many people that they made a sub about it.
LOOK AT MY POST
WE HAVE FOUND NEW THREAT
Nope got lots of friends that do tho
If no you are gay
Do u guys mountain bike
Bro what is this
waffles are better than pancakes
Drinking and driving is fine, its the drunk crashers that give us a bad name
π
I have found him
banana republic
Banana π how do I join the discord if there is one
Yall stand no chance
Just winning and stuff
So what is happening with the war?
Not much
WAR
This is truly the
banna
hello my fellow bananas, what about the idea of the sub having flairs? It would be cool if we could customize it!
Yes
what does this subreddit mean
banana
Why is this dude so popular
What is this sub Reddit
yes
Hello there!
Fr
BANANANANANANANANANANA NANA MAN
ITS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I EVER SEEN! ITS A BA NA NA AN NEXT TO ANOTHER! BA NA NA NA
baahahaanaananahahananahahananahahananannh huhuuhuh
Iβm stupid and blind
Nvm it was the teenagers sub
I found them in a gaming sub
My friend took my phone lol
Chicken butt
Bogus gay
He said congrats to me yesterday and I couldnt be happier
Found them in the teenagers sub like 2 seconds ago π
I found the banana overlord but I couldnt type fast enough
Yo
How do you get banned from r/RingoStarr????
-w-
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Howβs life bananapeople
Haa
I got banned from r/ringostarr . I have no clue why.
Because you said he was the best Beatles member
I disagree
Banana
Banana
New response just dropped
holy shit
banana
yes, now it's good
πͺ
why is there no chair in the 70percentbanana lounge?
Banana
Bananers
No, no, donβt touch me thereβ Is what I told my uncle but he didnβt seem to care Itβs my secret little spot and I donβt wanna share βNo, no, donβt touch me thereβ So tell that creepy guy who always hangs around your school That all they need to do is this one simple rule Itβs βNo, no, donβt touch me thereβ Is what I told my pastor when heβs playing with my hair It tickles and Iβm little and it really isnβt fair Hereβs the facts My square is not for pats I can count to 32 and Iβm friends with all my cats Iβm a smart guy In a dumb situation And nobodyβs gettinβ off at my no no station Hi My name is Juicy I like hanginβ with my friends and sippinβ apple goosey Eatinβ lots of burbers and hanginβ with my groupies If you talkinβ shit, Iβma pull up with the uzi! Sorry I got, I got a little carried away βNo, no, donβt touch me thereβ Is what I told the cabbiΠ΅ when I couldnβt pay the fare And also while youβre at it, can you quit the creepy stare? βNo, no, donβt touch me thereβ So tell that creepy guy who always hangs around your school That all they need to do is this one simple rule Itβs βNo, no, donβt touch me thereβ Itβs a pretty simple concept if you havenβt been aware I want to be alone, I donβt want a love affair Now listen I go to federal prison Iβm a whole new Juicy, no no edition No competition No no permission Keep your hands off Juicy is not your main mission Corners Count βem, four You picked the wrong shape for your fingers to explore Mr. Nice Guy? Well, not anymore We can be friends but Iβm not your damn whore! Ha-ha Sorry, guys I... really need to get that under control βNo, no, donβt touch me thereβ Is what I told my uncle but he didnβt seem to care Itβs my secret little spot and I donβt wanna share βNo, no, donβt touch me thereβ So tell that creepy guy who always hangs around your school That all they need to do is this one simple rule Itβs βNo, no, donβt touch me thereβ Keep your gross old hands off my no no square
Nope, he was a fake one
Foe ^
hello hello
ITS HIM
Fr
Pretty dead chat
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If there isnβt it should be called the banana republic
democratic republic of the nanas
Ok
Does anyone know what our official name for the banana country
Yo
A copycat cult is now in existence. See r/foundIrishPotato28
Hi
When is the poll?
π!
π?
yeah why not
I would say yes
Are we participating in the blackout?
step 3: success
step 2: predict what types of posts he comments under
step 1: follow 70percentbanana
I have an either stupid idea or it's an amazing idea
What is this sub???
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ALL HAIL THE BANANA LORD
google en bricked pipi
I LOVE IT
IDK WHAT THIS SUB IS ABT
IM GONNA GO NUTS
I SEE u/70PERCERNTBANANA EVERYWHERE
I legitimately love the fact that 70percentbanana has a subreddit and I look up to him as a role model, one day I will have a sub, I just know it
Hmm
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I wasβ¦ astounded. Iβ¦ I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time β something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange β uh, I guessβ¦ I guess you call it a "hit" β on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated [unalive], but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in [heck]. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
Hallo
10k members
Hi, Iβm Saul Goodman did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do. I believe that until proven guilty every man, women and child is innocent. Thanks why I fight for you Albuquerque! Better call Saul.
yerpity yerpity
Love u guys <3 except banana person because Iβm allergic to bananas
sort by oldest ig
guys i am new how should i learn the entire lore?
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I am curious about joining this peculiar banana man upon his adventures. How would one go about being indoctrinated within such a banana community?
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why is this a subreddit
Why not
So I came across mister Banana today and I would like to know more about this man, this religion. I'm curious
r a discord
guys should we make a whattsapp chat for this subreddit?
Where is he
OPEN NA NOOR
Who is 70percentbanana and why do you want to find him
Can someone enlighten me about the backstory of this sub
Hey
How do I get banana skin
Hello my brothers
crazy
Hello
damn
Yuhhhh
I AM THE ICE CREAM MACHINE!
and yes, I am unfortunately broken :(
is the ice cream machine broken??
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Why is this donkey famous on reddit
sir this is not a wendys
uhh can I get a number 9 large
uwu
banana do an ama at 10k
Banana
Wheg
Hi
hello there
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Hope he doesnβt mind
I stole the lords outfit
Hi
Banan
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my tummy hungers for banan
banan
our reddit accounts are the same age