Misguided battle prep 🤭
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  • 1844 points vlad_cc

    How thoughtful of him, dropping the loot before the fight even starts.

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    508 points Rumplestilskin9

    Unfortunately for him red cap was there for the xp.

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    200 points PerryTheH

    "I'm not here for the loot, I'm here for the EXP..."

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    39 points browndadave

    That’s hilarious.😂

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    43 points ReddyRadson

    it's a controlled loot drop.
    pros sometimes do that to avoid unnecessary damage to high value items that may break after being ejected into higher trajectories.
    there are seasoned players who recognize that as submissive gesture.
    not this one, though, probably a noob. bummer...

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    21 points Fun-Choices

    He came pre robbed

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    20 points AnungUnRamen66

    That’s some level 1 NPC shit. Gotta hit ‘em 4 times before they spill coins on level 4.

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    2 points philson141

    He was being nice and making his bed before he goes to sleep. You don’t wanna sleep with all that in your pockets.

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  • 340 points ChildoftheApocolypse

    "As I lie there, trying to battle my second opponent, sleep, I wonder if taking anything out of my pocket was necessary."

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    58 points MeasurementNo0

    This sounds like it was written by Kurt vonnegut

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    17 points Puceeffoc

    It was super necessary.

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  • 410 points bronzelifematter

    Why are you in punching distance if you're not ready yet?

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    195 points youngbeast2828

    A wise man once said “I CAN’T LET YOU GET CLOSE!”

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    45 points jblaze43711

    The legendary Chael Sonnen.

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    4 points Egghead_potato

    Never lost a round!

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    3 points StrangeAtomRaygun

    That dude isn’t wise. At all.

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    0 points Real_Collection_6399

    That’s Mr Sonnen to you

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    1 points jblaze43711

    Negative ghostrider

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    10 points necrosythe

    WANNANOW???

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    11 points Randyfreakingmarsh

    That was a nasty line by me

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    4 points LiquidSwords89

    Nothing wise about it Chael anymore

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    20 points jblaze43711

    Exactly and taking your eyes off of the hostile individual

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    8 points Robzilla_the_turd

    He's really not very good at the whole fighting thing.

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    7 points GodLikeKillerX

    Because he wasn't ready for a fight and he wasn't preparing to fight. He was throwing his items to the ground as a last effort to to intimidate the other guy and to buy some time hoping the other guy backs off.

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    1 points Gnarly_Panda

    yep.

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    3 points KillerKill420

    The second time was truly baffling. The first time is too, but the second is like bruh.

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    3 points Egghead_potato

    His bell was rung. He was in a stupor.

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    3 points CrackedCoffecup

    Even did the stanky-leg for a sec.....

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    1 points damon_312

    Inexperienced

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  • 521 points TRIKKDADDY

    " ima fuck you up, hold on tho ,my keys are poking my leg, ah shit! Here's my lighter!, and my mom's little necklace and my...."

    *BAM! Right on the kisser!!

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    96 points Awkward_Bison_267

    https://preview.redd.it/9r4tsycbx67g1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ce7fe933fff3e643ef163fbdcff70ac5fa73e8f

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    17 points A-Social-Ghost

    Stop screaming, you can't hear me!

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    5 points fukin-aye

    lol @ my moms little necklace

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  • 134 points pointe31

    Interesting approach....hands down at the sides and in pockets, chin extended out forward beyond hips. Verrrrry interesting technique. We will have to take note of this style for future generations.

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    29 points dmay1821

    He had that head leaned all the way in. He was like “ give me your best shot” bammm “ok that was a good one”.

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    8 points pointe31

    It was so good the man wanted to keep talking about it.

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    3 points once-was-hill-folk

    He was locked in an audio loop, bro was just turning his brain off and on again to help him out.

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    3 points darth_scion

    https://preview.redd.it/rhezpo0xb77g1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f2837c92e0ecd270797954bac926b9709121fa4

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    15 points kriger33

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    1 points futureman07

    You forgot about blocking the fist with your face. Very effective

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  • 64 points Silvedl

    The guy in the truck slowly driving by just watching it is cracking me up.

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    16 points Jeff_Damn

    "Should I interv-- nope, he's beyond help..."

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  • 40 points gopnik74

    See, our friend here was playing an intimidation game purely , he never (not even once) was planning on throwing a punch, thinking his aggressive preparation would send a fear message to his opponent, but his opponent picked up on the chicanery and knew immediately it was nothing but some vague taunting, and that’s when our friend here went down until further notice.

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    1 points KILLROZE

    Never once have I seen chicanery used in a sentence. I'm adding this word to my vocab

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    -17 points paradox1920

    Well, the first punch is kind of a sucker punch if you ask me. At that point the guy was just already unbalanced. If the other guy was so sure of himself he could have waited and punch him either way back to sleep. You may be right regardless that it could have been just a power play bluff but still he was punched while his eyes were on something else. Street fights don’t have rules I suppose but still. At least to me.

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    23 points DriftyPadre

    If you’re ready to fight be ready to fight

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  • 50 points JPB00

    https://preview.redd.it/o6y2nofam67g1.jpeg?width=1219&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=630c53b35092ef77a2228f1aad1d453b15d03c48

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  • 21 points Begotten912

    Strike first strike hard

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    12 points Awkward_Bison_267

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    6 points nothingclever68

    This. I’ve never not thrown the first hand. Been small my whole life and it just felt dumb waiting on someone to try and hurt me

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    3 points 4nwR

    Wax on, wax off

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    1 points polemism

    Sucker punching is evil though 

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    2 points Begotten912

    That wasn't a sucker punch

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    1 points polemism

    This video it's a grey area, clearly the other guy wasn't ready, obviously he should have been.

    I'm just saying if your motto is "strike first strike hard", morally you should make sure you're not sucker punching people (unless they deserve it)

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    4 points Begotten912

    He was unloading his gear and getting ready to fight. That's the start of the fight. Don't let someone else set the tone or give them the chance to hurt you.

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    -1 points polemism

    The start of a fight is the first swing. Everything else could be bluff and bluster. 99% of the time in the hood people are just bluffing and posturing, most people don't actually want to fight.

    Anyways you're avoiding my point. Even if this video isn't a clear sucker punch, I'm just letting you know that if you're always hitting first, you should make sure you're not sucker punching. Because that's a cowardly and evil move.

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    1 points Randomiss_13

    Nah that dude was trying to use his last bluff by unloading his shit. If he was being real about it there’s no way you’re doing that in arms reach of someone that wants to fight you.

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    1 points polemism

    So much bluffing happens on the streets and in the jungle, it can be surprising when it actually turns real. But you should always try to be ready for that one who isn't playing 

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  • 13 points EKT0K00LER

    Then to stick your chin out at him like he's not gonna do it again

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  • 27 points Eat_ya_veggies

    Nice punch

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    28 points ForeverSquirrelled42

    That dude was holding back.

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  • 10 points Sorry_Ad5653

    What a moron

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  • 9 points PRwookie

    You got knocked the fuck out.

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  • 10 points korevis

    He tried to manage his inventory in mid fight

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  • 10 points writetehcodez

    Dude gets knocked down the first time then comes back in with his chin out and his hands down. 😂

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  • 6 points ulyssesfiuza

    At some point he forgot about what he was going to do next.

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  • 5 points Specialist-Way7127

    Dear diary, today I learned a very valuable lesson…..

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  • 6 points MasterHavik

    He is a future fighting game training dummy.

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    1 points paulrhino69

    And an excellent one he will be

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    2 points MasterHavik

    Yup!

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  • 5 points Deathstar-TV

    Worst fucking song on the planet jesus

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    2 points thekidgotgame

    Take me thru theaaaa!!

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  • 5 points Starscream147

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    3 points OppositeSecretary862

    the lore behind this shot is still so funny

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  • 4 points Notefallen

    Bro was over encumbered and couldn't fight till he lowered his weight.

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  • 4 points CalbertCorpse

    I love the “why’d you do me like that, bro?” face. And the appropriate response.

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  • 4 points scrumbuckle

    He pre-dropped his loot.

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  • 4 points ManagerSuspicious493

    He took his eyes off his opponent. Big mistake.

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  • 4 points PureGuava35

    Dropping all your loot in advance is never a good sign 😂

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  • 4 points xChoke1x

    "Here...Here's my jaw....right here.....*CRACK!*.....Ok...ok.....but here....here's my jaw....whatchugonna....*CRACK!*

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  • 3 points That_Things_Good

    That's why you only carry 15lb of shit in your pockets; not 20

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  • 3 points SamLucky7s

    That must have tasted so good, he came for seconds 😂

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  • 3 points JoeDough619

    Learning curve = 0

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  • 3 points highp0cket

    The bell didn’t ring tho

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  • 3 points ChefHanzoSupreme

    He dropped nothing but common loot

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  • 3 points ThePun-isher89

    A street fighter doesnt start when you're ready, it starts when the first punch is thrown. Dude wasnt ready twice!

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  • 3 points MasterMisterMike

    Fool me once…

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  • 7 points jblaze43711

    Head down, eyes forward, arms up there’s a nerve underneath your jaw line. If you hit it I don’t care how tough your chin is if it’s hit you will go to sleep.

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    1 points nothingclever68

    Interesting

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  • 2 points TrevorMalibu

    Lmao 😂

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  • 2 points LukEKage713

    If u have to drop something step back first

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  • 2 points Generalousen2855

    Bro wake up just to sleep again 😭

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  • 2 points ChannelVast3806

    Protect yourself at all times

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  • 2 points CantStopSlinging

    This is forsure the worse song I heard thus far today...my goodness.

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  • 2 points ChrizDaBiz

    Pre-loot drop.

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  • 2 points keepinitoldskool

    You can leave this one muted

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  • 2 points bhoe32

    Dont talk shit in zone 2 with no guard up

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    2 points Warboi

    Especially the 2nd time around.

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    3 points bhoe32

    Man's a scientist he wanted to see if it would happen again under the same circumstances. 

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  • 2 points imthemadridista

    He just fast-forwarded to the inevitable conclusion of this exchange. Can't blame him.

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  • 2 points Real_Collection_6399

    This the dumbest MF I seen in a long time

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  • 2 points Affectionate_Mark701

    Normally sonic drops his coins AFTER he gets knocked out.

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  • 2 points incanzhu

    This is equivalent to Eren smashing the Warhammer titan upon transformation.

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  • 3 points nosnah3887

    Ol glass jaw

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  • 1 points ConstructionThat1053

    Dropped his loot just to end up losing 🤣🤣

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  • 1 points ecretno

    They tense like a cats

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  • 1 points LankyNeighborhood421

    Yeah when you empty your pockets, or take your jacket off you announce what you’re going to do. Live and learn I guess.

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  • 1 points ChannelVast3806

    They both get to live and see another day

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  • 1 points DrapedinVelvet247

    Noooooooo!!! He wasn’t ready!!!

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  • 1 points MurderDrones-Simp

    Where tf did his sleeve go

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  • 1 points RUSTYxPOTATO

    “Here have all my stuff BEFORE you ko me and take it. “

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  • 1 points Samxvalle

    If you’re reaching in your pockets it’s on and poppin.

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  • 1 points PenguinsAndTopHats

    Gotta stay ready.

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  • 1 points punkmetalbastard

    I’m not that tough. If I’m close enough to hit someone in a fight I’m going to try and land the first punch before they have a chance to do anything. Anyone who makes a performance like this isn’t ready or willing to actually throw a punch

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  • 1 points Allergenic

    Why does he have one sleeve?

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  • 1 points na__poi

    First thing you should do after getting punched in the chin is to stick that chin right back out there for a second helping.

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  • 1 points Samsquanch-01

    That last hit gave him a boner

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  • 1 points justahumanbeingxd

    Not a fight

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  • 1 points m3kw

    Physical rap, not lyrical

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  • 1 points model_namakemono

    That's why you attack before a anime character says the name of his move

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  • 1 points Swimming_Coat4177

    Why did it look like his pants completely changed to leggings when he pulled them up? 🤣

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  • 1 points ThatGermSquad77

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  • 1 points Secure_Connection280

    So clean

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  • 1 points OurUsernam

    Had to tell him twice

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  • 1 points Crazy-Employment5398

    Pow! Right in the kisser.

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  • 1 points TrumpDesWillens

    "Protect yourself at all times."

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  • 1 points DipstickRick

    GIMME DA LOOT

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  • 1 points willnoli

    Took his eyes off the prize

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  • 1 points Some_Iteration

    Wasn’t even a fight

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  • 1 points dbit225

    Damn, two pops

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  • 1 points ErrlRiggs

    Loot drop

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  • 1 points Mishapi17

    I like the guy driving by like

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  • 1 points TheTimbs

    Slumped

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  • 1 points Moist-Organization70

    One Somali at a time! We're doing it Redban.

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  • 1 points Alldaybagpipes

    AngryDriver used Payday!

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  • 1 points Visual_Paramedic7851

    He think emptying his pockets gonna make him lighter on his feet or sumthin?

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  • 1 points alucard_1982

    Lol, when you are xp farming and already have the drops..

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  • 1 points SWLA_Dj

    Got slid while he was still preparing

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  • 1 points Chrisfells26

    Is it me or did he knock the black off home for 2 seconds between 4-5 seconds in the video

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  • 1 points duk-er-us

    Clean af damn

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  • 1 points Smiley_J_

    Tried to drop his weighted gear so he could move faster but his opponent didn't let him finish.

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  • 1 points No_Vacation369

    The head bouncing off that curb, he fucked

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  • 1 points atlantic-heavy

    Blocking punches with his chin

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  • 1 points fleemos

    Hand down, man down.

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  • 1 points guilty_pleasures76

    Cheap shot

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  • 1 points NowhereMan_2020

    That curb-bounce surely erased half the alphabet from his brain.

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  • 1 points Tall_Advice_5408

    Those are solid hooks.

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  • 1 points XxvWarchildvxX

    You just made the most compelling reason for him to take your shit. You could have just kept making him feel uncomfortable that he'd get a big handful of glizzy if he reached into your pockets 😂

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  • 1 points Ok-Independence7730

    Dude literally watched the items he's throwing to the ground instead of the guy he's about to fight lool

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  • 1 points Bbcottawa2021

    Aimbot right to the jaw twice

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  • 1 points jaysondez

    Been saying it..there’s no cheap shots or ‘got snuck’ 😂 either you’re ready or you’re not..work on them reflexes bruh

    https://i.redd.it/rxootq66xd7g1.gif

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    1 points TokenGreyWolf

    what you certainly don't do is start emptying all your pockets within striking range. He sent the other guy the message he's going to attack and the other guy wisely took him out the game.

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  • 1 points magwich71

    Stay down

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  • 1 points Savage-Ronin

    classic sucker punch

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  • 1 points pastamarc

    Floyd Mayweather JR’s origins

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  • 1 points MercDiggler1

    I’ve never been worried about what’s in my pockets or what I was wearing when I knew some shit was about to pop off🤯

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  • 1 points spookyflight

    He is not the captain anymore

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  • 1 points 97Wilde

    Bruh tried to drop all his inventory to be lighter on his feet

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  • 1 points Hot_Business_9967

    Eu não sei o que estå acontecendo com esta geração dos que se dizem homens que acham que briga de rua tem regras.
    Briga de rua vale ABSOLUTAMENTE TUDO. Por isso, peço com toda a humanidade que tenho, que não briguem na rua. É perigoso. E MUITA gente sabe que não existe regras. Por favor. Não vale a pena brigar na rua.

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  • 1 points Wombiscuit541

    lol!!!!!

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  • 1 points philson141

    How thoughtful of him, he was making his bed before he went to sleep. Who wants to go to sleep with all that in their pocket?

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  • 1 points philson141

    The head bounce off the curb was a nice double doink

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  • 1 points dartfrogkeeper55

    Body wrapping battle......

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  • 1 points MrrPanda

    It's like in anime when characters power up before fighting and the other person waits like some unspoken rule. Except this time there's no rules haha

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  • 1 points thepoppinpippin

    I was waiting for him to throw out the kitchen sink!

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  • -4 points Ferociousnzzz

    That 2nd shot was unnecessary. Dude was concussed and barely able to stand. A secure man shoves him away and moves on.

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    7 points Particular-Grape-718

    Watch again, he starts to move forward

    Baseball cap is correct x2

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    -1 points PokeyTifu99

    Yeah, so he gets up again and moves forward. Do you eventually get to kill him? No, they will determine he wasnt a threat because no weapon and youll be charged for beating someone with a brain injury.

    People like you are why theres so much unnecessary violence. He could turn around and rag doll dumbass would be no threat. I bet he falls over walking.

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    2 points OppositeSecretary862

    Who gives a fuck about what Im secure in at a time like that. End the threat. He got up and was still coming.

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    1 points PokeyTifu99

    If you feel threatened by a wobbling dude who can't fight that you just put down, you must be a really weak minded individual. More likely an internet tough guy than someone who actually cares to resolve issues. I'm assuming you were raised by a single mother? You think fighting means masculinity, sad state of affairs.

    That's like feeling the need to punch a child. You are embarrassing man, go take a long look in the mirror because you have many life lessons to life on this planet.

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  • 0 points Poboiijumper

    Ding ding ding TKO🤣🤣🤣

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  • 0 points Glum_Business_9852

    Come on give him a chance!

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  • -1 points joeyyyiv

    I've never seen the one long sleeve/one short sleeve style of t-shirts before, this is a first for me. Maybe that's the reason he got dropped because his style is whack.

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