Celebrating David Bowie, as The Goblin King
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  • 169 points sloppydoughnuts

    I would say this is really good but it's missing the obscenely large nutsack which some might say is the most vital piece

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    42 points h0neanias

    Square really sells our male WoL short 😔

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    28 points Longshot02496

    It's weird because from the front it looks like there's at least something going on, but from the side it's like a Ken doll

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    9 points Maizesilk

    And after they went out of their way to have an NPC comment on male WOLs' size, too...

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    7 points TheTinyImp

    I play as a female WoL, what do you mean???

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    8 points Gaywhorzea

    I’m going to guess they’re misinterpreting something

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    7 points TheTinyImp

    It's not impossible but I'm brimming with anticipation I need to know

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    19 points Maizesilk

    I went to recheck it, no different lines for female WOLs, but the wording is vague enough to include them: "Your measurements were rather larger than I expected. And no, I shan't tell you which ones." Fyrbryda in Mor Dhona.

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    19 points Seradima

    Well of course. Everybody knows female elves have bigger cocks than male elves.

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    32 points RinxAika

    You're not wrong

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    13 points CoffeeSoul89

    Add a Nutkin minion to make up for it?

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    3 points ThiccHitoru

    the bom boko literally says 'An adorable raccoon dog pup with a big heart and even bigger testicles'

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    1 points ReynAetherwindt

    We were all nutkin minions, once upon a time

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  • 74 points srd5029

    Dance magic dance

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    29 points JupiterLita

    You remind me of the babe.

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    21 points CronoTriggered

    What babe?

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    22 points hopefulocto

    Babe with the power

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    19 points CronoTriggered

    What power?

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    20 points Massive_Weiner

    Power of voodoo

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    21 points hopefulocto

    who do?

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    19 points bruhgorl

    you do!

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    18 points Mechanized_Heart

    Do what?

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    16 points RinxAika

    Remind me of the babe

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  • 35 points Siona_Vashai

    A fantastic glam, but it lacks the main villain of the film - his bulge.

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  • 30 points [deleted]

    Needs a massive bulge mod to be lore accurate. 9/10.

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  • 22 points melomelin

    You modded the hair but NOT his iconic bulge?! 

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    13 points RinxAika

    You're right. Fixing this now.

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  • 15 points metalyfled

    Can't believe it's been 10 years... it was a better time.

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    6 points RinxAika

    Life hasn't been the same since. I still miss him.

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    3 points Background_Poem7891

    10 years since this timeline went off the rails.

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  • 11 points Negative_Bar_9734

    Damn you even got the pants magic pants right.

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  • 9 points Bobboy5

    the bulge is not bombastic enough

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  • 8 points ThisIsAWittyName

    You remind me of the Lala.

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    5 points Talrynn_Sorrowyn

    What Lala?

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    6 points forumuser599

    The Lala with the power

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    3 points RinxAika

    What power?

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  • 7 points AtthaLionheart

    What's that chestpiece?

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    16 points cocoakoumori

    Level 80 Weaving script gear i think

    Edit: Sorry it was level 100 gear!

    https://ffxiv.eorzeacollection.com/gearset/boltrise

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    5 points AtthaLionheart

    Thank you, I never even knew this existed

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    7 points cocoakoumori

    I leveled crafters specifically for that top to use on red mage hahaha

    All of the crafting jobs have pretty great gear tbh

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    3 points AtthaLionheart

    Yeah I tend to forget we can use those now :P Weaver has always been extra fash :P

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  • 6 points stopthevan

    What hair is that?

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    3 points NamiRocket

    I dunno, but it's apparently big enough to hide rabbit ears in.

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  • 10 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    10 points AshCyndir

    Modded

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  • 2 points Background_Poem7891

    "I MOVE THE STARS FOR NO ONE..."
    Need to have him walking the stairs on the downside of Tower while group runs on other side.
    Honestly, with proper skills, he'd make a FANTASTIC boss.

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  • 1 points PocketEmpress

    Fucking incredible!

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  • 1 points deathberrrry

    I actually just renamed an alt David Bowie’ so that I could put them in the new Garnet glam 😂 and funnily enough, chose a female elezen over all the other options, because the vibes were more accurate than any of the male options. My goal is to now create as many of his iconic looks in game as possible 💕

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    1 points RinxAika

    Love it!

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