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  • 795 points HeroponKoe

    Nope. That’s a Hank Hill butt.

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    85 points Weltallgaia

    Longest back ive ever seen.

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    316 points Bagel_Bear

    It's like when people say Genshin characters are thicc

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    5 points satsuppi

    They haven't look/play zenless zone zero

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    -68 points PaxEthenica

    So many of them are child-adjacent to my eyes. It's something about the design language; the eyes & size of the heads put me off more than any lack of curves. Jean & Rosaria look like a 12 year olds with tits to me.

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    32 points Outside-Clock4981

    googles what they look like

    This character looks 12 to you?

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    34 points Sephorai

    Sounds like projection bro. Jean looks like a 12 year old to you?

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    42 points avelineaurora

    They're not child adjacent, that's weird af. It is a very cutesy style though and I much prefer ZZZ or Wuwa's design language instead.

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    -22 points esabys

    So do some 21 year olds. It's not unrealistic, whether you find it attractive shouldn't be relevant.

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    1 points saelinds

    Sorry, what? 

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    6 points esabys

    Yes. There are women in their 20s that look 12. This shouldn't be news to anyone.

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    -2 points PaxEthenica

    True. I knew a 25 hear old woman who was built like a 4'8" tall, 13 year old girl in college. I remember being attracted to her, but I was her friend for two years, & I met her in a creative writing class, so I was afforded a window into her mind.

    That said, she was & is the only child-like woman I've ever known in the flesh. The reason she was seemingly underdeveloped in certain physical aspects was because she endured a period of malnutrition growing up, & those starving years haunted her.

    Which isn't to say I think Genshin is necessarily promoting childhood malnutrition for the sake of beauty. More that - again to me - the big head, big eyes & narrow shoulders don't look feminine to me, but childish.

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    -9 points Sandwrong

    "Hidden due to score" huh I wonder why...

    Oooooh that's why. Okay.

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    3 points ADULT_LINK42

    hidden because this subreddit, like many others, hides points for the first bit of comments being posted.

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    1 points esabys

    Downvoted because people think women in their 20s who look 12 is not a thing. Ok. Whatever.

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    10 points Riverwind0608

    Wait, you were being downvoted for that?

    I had a friend myself who looked young for her age. So much so in fact, that a waitress from IHOP mistook her for a kid and gave her crayons along with a page from a coloring book. She was 26 when that happened. We had a good laugh about it and she just rolled with it and used what was given to her.

    There was also this Latina back at my old job that was basically the size of a min height female Au ra. So it’s really weird that the people that downvoted you thinks that these people do not exist. Asians exist for crying out loud. And they are often the first example.

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    -18 points Nathaniel138

    Self reporting on a gaming subreddit is crazy work

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    14 points esabys

    Self reporting what?

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    36 points djseifer

    "Mr. Anaconda, what do you think?"

    "Don't want none."

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    32 points WiseRabbit-XIV

    False. The one on the left is, in fact, a bun, hun.

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    3 points Higeboshi

    I love your mind.

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    15 points Logatt

    I tell ya hwutt

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    8 points Luciifuge

    Like the opposite of the 2b outfit

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  • 296 points Master-of-Masters113

    Man.

    Yorha Butt really ruined it for us huh.

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    66 points SillyDeersFloppyEars

    I miss 1.0 butt sliders.

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    38 points Fenshire

    There were butt sliders in 1.0?!

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    20 points ahhhnoinspiration

    no but character models had varying glutes. We had less control over our character models than we do now but there was more variance in body shape. We did gain the bust slider, but now all of our asses are flat.

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    1 points MyStationIsAbandoned

    We need to demand body sliders in general.

    If you jump into Champions Online, one of the few MMOs with a full set of bodysliders, you'll see like 70% of players max out the thigh slider.

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    27 points SillyDeersFloppyEars

    Yup, it was the biggest thing taken from us in the Calamity. :(

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    61 points Grepian

    1.0 did not have a butt slider. That has never been a thing. People ask for one now because the character models had substantially rounder and bigger butts naturally.

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    44 points DarthOmix

    1.0 didn't even have bust sliders, it was tied to your face. Except for miqo'te, in which case it was dependent on Moonie vs Seeker if I recall correctly.

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    -2 points SillyDeersFloppyEars

    Huh. I'm sure I pretty vividly remember it. But you may be right, I've tried to find evidence that it existed but I cannot. Other people seem to remember it too, though. Maybe I've discovered a new Mandela effect? 😅

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    1 points 93Degrees

    “You think it unfair? That your asses would be sacrificed for the ancients?”

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  • 120 points NorysStorys

    Behold negative ass

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    27 points The_Wonder_Bread

    Concave ass

    Concass

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    1 points irdgafb69

    🤭

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  • 235 points reimmi

    Hank hill ass

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  • 81 points chaoticsky

    Ass erasure!

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  • 106 points WaffleKaiser

    Makes me want pancakes for some reason.

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  • 28 points RenzalWyv

    Diminished glutes.

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  • 123 points NeoGraena

    Release the buttslider

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  • 23 points I_am_The_Teapot

    Looooong, Long Back.

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  • 57 points Past_Sort5492

    how did we go from nier asses to this

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  • 36 points phiore

    why does square enix hate ass

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    9 points OnceABear

    They're Japanese. Historically, their beauty standard (which would obviously influence their design choices), prefers slim girls with almost boyishly flat un-curvy bodies. Its really only us westerners who like big butts and we cannot lie.

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    2 points MyStationIsAbandoned

    There's a lot of Japanese artists that appreciate thicc women. It's all over manga and anime figures, but it rarely makes it to animation. The only notable character that has thick thighs for example is Rikka from SSS Gridman. the fact that her character design alone has made her super popular despite the show not being as popular as other shows should tell them that people want such characters.

    What's crazy is that manga version of characters will be really thick and curvy and so will the figures of the characters. But when they're made into anime characters, they become skinny.

    Oh I just remembered some more thick characters that have been animated that way, A few of the women in Queen's Blade. Cattleya being the most well known example. There's also Melpha the nun who does "holy poses". There might be a few more, but most that are on the verge are really just average in size with giant monster boobs.

    With all that said, none of them really have big butts...they have the thick thighs and wide hips...their butts are still relatively flatter than they should be 99% of the time. There's a few figures I've seen where this isn't the case.

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    2 points GayBearBro2

    It's the same reason why their beards are almost always close-cropped (and generally very thin) if they're allowed and body hair is nonexistent: Japanese beauty standards have long held that excess body hair and facial hair is "dirty." The ideal man has more slender, narrow features, could pass as a woman if dolled up, and carries little-to-no excess bulk. Even being getting up to Twunk status is negative compared to the Twink beauty standard.

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  • 15 points sakuramota

    You complain because the asses are flat (which tbf, they are). I complain because the texture of the jumpsuit material makes it look like it's made out if balloons. We are not the same.

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  • 64 points x_Advent_Cirno_x

    For real though, why the hell are they so afraid of butts?? Are they worried that anything with more definition than a 2x4 is going to hypersexualize the character??

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    27 points Maizesilk

    I often wonder if the people who made these designs watched a lot of anime in the 90s and developed a taste. Those book-shaped butts are giving me flashbacks to some classics.

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    3 points DavidTheHumanzee

    They're Japanese and the lead designers are likely gen X so they almost certainly watched a lot of anime in the 90s, so honestly makes alot of sense

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    10 points YyUuIiRr

    Japan huge proportions has not been as popular there as west it's still more Niche in JP culture, much like why we don't have beards or tattoos.

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    7 points Yana_dice

    If only they are using the homedepot 2x4s as standard.

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  • 24 points Sonic1899

    "NSFW"

    😂😂😂

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  • 35 points Sir-Slothy

    Saddest butts in video game history

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  • 108 points Afeastfordances

    XIV characters just do not have Garnet’s ass volume to pull this off. They need like triple the ass

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    31 points Synikull

    I think it's mostly hips. Overall Garnet was oddly proportioned, as were most of the characters in 9, but those odd proportions make that outfit in particular just work.

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    26 points Rabensaga

    Steiner was peak male performance xD

    I want his eyeliner.

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    28 points OutcomeUpstairs4877

    You sure you're not remembering a certain kind of fan art?

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    23 points TheKillerKentsu

    :)

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    5 points Purest_Prodigy

    Honestly, yes it's bigger but somehow her pants are tighter. Girl was crossing the entirety of Gaia with a full wedgie. If the XIV models got the wedgie it'd be more comparable.

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    3 points LopsidedBench7

    0 x 3 is still zero, depending on glam choices you are multiplying negative numbers here...

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  • 48 points CreativeSockThief

    Mog station people do not know what they are doing

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  • 9 points Bloudmourne

    "Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all-"

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  • 8 points Amiabilitee

    garnet has been such a big part of my life for a long time, it feels expected of me to get this for my 14 character. but…. butt I can agree this is pretty bad

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  • 55 points zegota

    Ooh soft

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    14 points TheKillerKentsu

    sadly this is flater than Garnet's ass

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    14 points celeste-mountain

    Aah!

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    48 points RockoFo

    "World not complicated place. World only have two things: Things you can eat and things you no can eat." - Quina

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    12 points dunphy_Collapsable

    Looks like someone ate that booty and didn't leave leftovers

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    12 points Moon_Noodle

    Ooh, flat :sob:

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  • 14 points DrForester

    That is not the Ass of Alexandria.

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  • 7 points RetroNutcase

    "Ooo, soft."

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  • 13 points dunphy_Collapsable

    The ass is an innie

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    That's just depressing, can't trust them to do a fan artist's job

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    27 points Lethean_Waves

    A fartists job

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    4 points MagnaVis

    I see you also have portmanteau disease.

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    4 points [deleted]

    This basically just tells me they want the mods to do the rest of the job

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    3 points Khaoticsuccubus

    Pretty much. It's like the first thing I check for before I bother with any new outfit.

    Has a mod been made for it yet that corrects it to actually have curves?

    Like, I don't need anything crazy. I just don't want to look like a stick figure.

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    3 points [deleted]

    Im more or less androgynous leaning and even I find this depressing

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    3 points bigblackcouch

    Like, I don't need anything crazy.

    Problem with mods is most of them are crazy in the opposite direction, Bibo looks fine but then the 10,000 offshoots of it do ridiculous proportions that don't fit the game's aesthetic at all or make you wonder if the modder has ever seen a real body.

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    1 points Khaoticsuccubus

    That’s because everyone seems to think their version is the perfect version of “realism” or sexy combined with their personal identity. Unfortunately that tends to leave you kinda dry on unified options for gear.

    A game like Skyrim handles this via body slide that allows you to alter all the gear to match whatever derivative body you’ve made from the prime body. Quite convenient but alas, not something we have here. 😔

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    1 points SoloSassafrass

    Having seen fan artists for this game, that's probably for the best. Steam offers plenty of games that do that job these days.

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  • 5 points boomkin-burger

    This is the first time I recall seeing Lalas having distinguishable butts.

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    6 points sheepie247

    This is the first and last bit of butter they'll give us potatoes D:

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  • 80 points hollow_shrine

    No fam, this is proof they don't know what they're doing. If they knew what they were doing they would have delivered some damn cake. Bih look at that catboy on the right. This a travesty.

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    40 points nilfalasiel

    catboy on the right

    That's a catgirl...

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  • 13 points jbnagis

    FFXIV is full of pancake assess. Until they rectify this huge oversize, my fem roe will be disappointed

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  • 20 points EV_4_life

    My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

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  • 4 points DarthVivec

    Look how they massacred my boy!

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  • 4 points OnceABear

    Pancake ass

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  • 9 points Nerdorama10

    Zidane crashing out over this.

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  • 32 points Gluecost

    It’s 2026, we need butt sliders and dong sliders

    Don’t be cowards

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    17 points Beastmind

    Why? So it can be ignored by 99% of gear like the breast one?

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    20 points autumndrifting

    it's not. most gear respects it - you can try it yourself in glamourer. it just behaves more like "bust scaling factor, relative to how much each piece of gear can scale" rather than "breast size"

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    1 points po-tato-girl

    Can confirm I’ve compared the same glams with some of my friends to see how different they look. I have the smallest bust out of everyone and it definitely showed in all the glams we tested

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    5 points Griever423

    People ignore the breast slider? I like that it’s in the game. When I made my Viera I knew I wanted to main warrior so her breasts are on the smaller side because she’s more “athletic” in my headcannon.

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    19 points Hextina

    most gear itself ignores the slider and flattens your chest

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    4 points SoloSassafrass

    It doesn't, but a lot of players don't understand how constricting attire can make a girl look flatter than she is.

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    1 points Griever423

    Oh no kidding? I knew some of the armor did but I thought it was just a one-off.

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    16 points Maniachi

    No, they mean a lot of the gear ignores the breast slider value and has a default breast size.

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    1 points Griever423

    Ohhhhh I didn’t even realize that.

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    5 points APlayerHater

    Nah, people are just confidently wrong. You can check if you have the /glamourer mod. Just about everything is affected by the breast slider.

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    7 points MetaCommando

    And don't make them genderlocked

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    4 points Gluecost

    My female miqo needs a massive dong

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    5 points RockoFo

    To tank with right?

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    2 points Gluecost

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • 3 points TheGamerKitty1

    The cake really was a lie.

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  • 3 points Sad-Lie-4810

    You guys really starving eh

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  • 7 points avoidy

    Modders will fix it. But yeah this really ... falls flat, you could say.

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  • 4 points TheFluxIsThis

    I will never forget listening to a retro games podcast a while back and they were covering FFIX, and one of the hosts described Garnet's model as having 'the most lovingly modeled ass' she had ever seen in her life. 

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  • 7 points alkonium

    You mean the Miqo'te blocking the view of her ass with her tail?

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    1 points Deep-Development6695

    if she really had ass her tail wouldn't matter cuz ud still be able to see it

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  • 6 points dwindlingdingaling

    Nah, it sucks.

    The only way to get a decent ass in this game without mods is using the yorha glamour

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  • 5 points emc300

    Really? Because all i see is no butt.It looks like Hank Hill ass

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  • 5 points xkinato

    Nope, that is the flattest ass i have ever seen. XD

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  • 2 points ReXiriam

    ... Issat a well-defined Lala butt?

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  • 2 points luneth22

    That's one of the worst backsides I've ever seen.

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  • 2 points Fehndrix

    Soft...

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  • 2 points mellifleur5869

    Still no ff9 remaster announced.

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  • 2 points ThatITguy2015

    Give me a booty slider or give me death.

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  • 2 points MaraBlaster

    Butt slider now!

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  • 3 points Dolphiniz287

    Threads like this remind me hiw asexual I am, yall notice butt sizes??

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  • 15 points Kelras

    I like a good posterior like anyone, but man this comment section is pornbrained.

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    17 points A_small_Chicken

    I mean half the fan art that gets posted in this sub is just softcore porn

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    5 points darkwulf1

    Ok, but in our defense, we are playing a game with cat girls, bunny girls, giant women, and dragon girls. Also everyone is pretty, even the men.

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    13 points ConSmith

    Especially the men!

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    5 points LetsGoBrandon4256

    I'm straight and I feel things when around Urianger.

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    1 points darkwulf1

    True. There has been several boss fights in which I question why they turned hot.

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    2 points ZeTreasureBoblin

    Right? My immediate thought was, "GASP GARNET OUTFIT."

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    -2 points _Cid_

    Many of them are probably modbeasts that have stretched their characters into horrifying proportions which they think looks amazing.

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  • 3 points Ezlin-

    I've said this before but I've seen two-by-fours with more curves than XIV characters. Even I have more ass and hips than this and I don't even try.

    This is uncomfortable to look at for some reason.

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  • 4 points pupmaster

    This has to be one of the worst looking sets they've ever released

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  • 4 points Grymmjow

    Buttslider is needed because none of the races have an ass to show off sadly.

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  • 3 points Altruistic_Koala_122

    No.

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  • 2 points Al_Piper

    I mean....I guess? Should have said "Great" from every angle. Better than "Your ass has never looked flatter!" though.

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  • 4 points AeonWhisperer

    I can't believe they erased Garnet's ass...

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  • 6 points Perfect_Pause_3578

    this is why everyone runs around with the 2b butt. That should just be the default. Can't be that hard to do... fk

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  • 4 points Illyasviel09

    Sad AF

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  • 2 points Dr-Wankenstein

    so soft

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  • 3 points weeb-chankun

    Got it on both bun boy and lizard girl, unfortunately both are just as flat from behind

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    3 points RockoFo

    All bunboys need a big ass just sayin'

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    2 points weeb-chankun

    Real and true, they already got a snatched waist and hips, this is the final piece

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  • 3 points ScuffedA7IVphotog

    Come on butt sliders

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  • 1 points ShakeWellBeforeUsage

    Damn, what a disservice

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  • 2 points datpuddytat

    Butt slider when

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  • 2 points Nedrra_

    Oh, I just started a new character like 3 days ago named princesse grenat (princess garnet in french), I'm... Not sure I want to buy this

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  • 2 points Cersia

    I don't want to see another mogstation item released until NA have stable servers again.

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  • 2 points Alicia_Kitagawa

    me "please look forward to it"ing the character customization improvements hoping for more sliders to un flatten my miqo with

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  • 2 points Longjumping_Fault779

    That was Sarah's best asset.

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  • 2 points Disig

    No? What are you talking about?

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  • 2 points Okaringer

    FFXIV not having a gyatt slider dates it massively. Sorry not sorry.

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  • 1 points Prize_Relation9604

    Buttato

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  • 1 points JupiterLita

    At least Garnet had long enough hair to distract from whether her ass was pancake-shaped or not.

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    2 points BubblyBoar

    Up until she doesn't

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  • 1 points Neo_Neo_oeN_oeN

    They might as well have just gave me Freya's outfit instead.

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  • 1 points BubblyBoar

    Yeah, making me not want to buy it and reminding me how flat the asses are in this game.

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  • 1 points BubblyBoar

    FF9 was my first FF game. And I've always been a "nice ass" girl. I am disappointed but not surprised. Very few JP MMO let you have anything other than a pancake. And if they do, only in a way that would make your hips break door frames.

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  • 1 points ProfessionalWalnut

    Like hell they did.

    Like, honestly, do they really think we wanted outfits that reference Final Fantasy? OBVIOUSLY what the people want is the 17th cyber punk windbreaker that if you squint really hard almost looks different from every other cyberpunk windbreaker they've released over the last two years. I feel so betrayed!

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  • 1 points lainra_

    Finally we have the balance to the 2b leggings.

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  • 1 points MetaMatthews

    Dance magic, dance!

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  • 1 points VVrayth

    Is this some Dagger cosplay?

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  • 1 points Own-Ad-7672

    its like one of the ugliest fem glams on the mog.

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  • 1 points Garrus_vas_Normandy

    Me, 11 years old: Garnet has a booty!

    Me, 37 years old: I don't want to look at this kids ass.

    Me, today: WHERE IS THE BOOTY??

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  • 1 points Clonco

    We need a realm reborn reborn only for the purpose of introducing butt sliders

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  • 1 points TheOutrageousTaric

    looks only great on lalas lmao

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  • -6 points P_weezey951

    Remember small butt is popular in Japan.

    Which Way Western man?

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    13 points Yana_dice

    (X) Doubt
    Just go take a look at pixiv, butts are gods there.

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    6 points DarthOmix

    Not even fanart, there's that one geology anime out now where almost all I see about it is the one girl in jeans with interesting camera angles.

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  • -3 points darkwulf1

    Has there been a mmorpg game where anyone had a decent backside? Every game always focuses on the front for women and I’ve seen ones with the male toons that don’t look like a Ken doll from the waist down, but I don’t remember a decent ass for male or female toons.

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    7 points LizenCerfalia

    Lost ark, ironically enough

    Also I think PSO2?

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    1 points BubblyBoar

    PSO2 does NOT have a good butt slider. It has a nice ranged hip slider. But your only options are massive hips and big butt or narrow hips and small butt. And as a girl with different proportions than that, nothing I could do fit.

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    1 points davidbrit2

    PSO2 is a hellscape of giant asses and boobs. It's a great example of "Has science gone too far?" character customization.

    Fun game, otherwise.

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    8 points Illyasviel09
    • Black Desert
    • Lost Ark
    • Phantasy Star Online 2
    • Blade & Soul
    • TERA
    • AION
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    5 points Iforgotmyname0000

    play a draenei in wow lol

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    2 points Nerdorama10

    Was about to comment this. Was the only reason I ever played WoW in college.

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    0 points CaptainCFloyd

    I hope the word "toons" hasn't become acceptable in FF14 discussions, because if it has, then it's all over.

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    2 points darkwulf1

    I’m a World of Warcraft vet so some of the lingo is still in my vocabulary.

    Also I don’t get why you are judging me on this since player characters carry different names depending on the game. Toon, alt, avatar, WOL, PC, hero, etc. Is there a taboo on it or am I being judged for using a different but common term?

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