Welcome back everyone, it's time for another Fifty Word Fantasy!
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Fifty Word Fantasy is a regular thread on Fridays! It is a micro-fiction writing challenge originally devised by u/Aethereal_Muses
Write a maximum 50-word snippet that takes place in a fantasy world and contains the word Soil. It can be a scene, flash-fiction story, setting description, or anything else that could conceivably be part of a fantasy story or is a fantasy story on its own.
The prompt word must be written in full (e.g. no acrostics or acronyms).
Please try and keep things PG-13. Minors do participate in these from time to time and I would like things to not be too overtly sexual.
Thank you to everyone who participated whether it's contributing a snippet of your own, or fostering discussions in the comments. I hope to see you back next week!
Please remember to keep it at a limit of 50 words max.
Fire Potatoes are a particularly valuable vegetable, but must be cultivated meticulously. Many careless gardeners have had their gardens set ablaze by poorly tended Fire Potatoes.
The most important thing is to make sure the soil around Fire Potatoes is always wet. Even a briefly parched Fire Potato can combust.
This is why flame-retardant gravy was invented!
What sadist dips waffle fries in gravy?!
I'ts me I'm the sadist.... add in some cheese curds and you have yourself party!
Well now I'm extra curious what a Fire Potato tastes like 🤔. Hopefully it's not too hot!
Thank you for the bolded word!!
sounds like a nightmare lol
Toura stared at the soil, then up at the sky. He turned to a villager who was foraging. “When will it soften?”
“In spring.”
Toura grumbled something in his language and turned toward his house. Still wasn’t used to the forest winters.
He heard the villager trying not to laugh.
digging frozen dirt suuuuucks.
Especially when its the Bronze Age
Especially when you have to have to bury someone in the dead of winter.
My Great Grandmother died and then we had a blizzard the next day. They had to wait 30 days to get her buried - with power equipment. They make special machines for this but this cemetery didn't have one.
yeahhhh thats gonna be a challenge
I know up by me they have backhoes they use. I feel like they might have to use pickaxes in your world a bit cause keeping a body preserved isn't always feasible in a fantasy world.
im sure Acuo's village has some 'winter shovel' of some kind because Bronze Age winters can be pretty dangerous ...
They could always light a fire to soften the ground too
they probably do, theyre smart cookies
Now I want cookies... 😂
valid
That's what wood chippers are for.
they would NOT do that to their dead XD
Just dug a hole in frozen dirt last week. Gall dang, what a chore.
You'll be able to plant crops in due time Toura!
Thank you for the bolded word!!
paitence Toura, paitence
It'll just make the food taste so much better after the wait!
Night shift sucked.
Goro sighed and punched in. At least the boss wasn’t around. He opened the janitorial closet where his well-stocked cart waited. Goro pushed it down the corridor to the first corner.
Another exasperated sigh. A six foot pile of dragon shite soiled the hall.
Night shift sucked.
Just casually in the hallway. I’m hooked. Why does this feel totally normal in this world?
Thanks!
I’m thinking in the realm of Dungeons and Janitors you definitely need to watch where you step!
For some reason I'm just picturing this in like a 9 to 5 office workspace and it only confuses me even more how I giant pile of shit got there.
Goro is probably like:
Somebody has to clean the Dungeon and for sure those dragons aren’t going to pick up after themselves!
Dungeons and Dragons: Janitorial Edition
Gwendy loved to dig. Her powerful claws shredded through bedrock as if it were freshly-fallen snow. After only a few minutes, Gwendy had transformed an acre of permafrost into soft, loamy soil. She pulled herself up onto the surface, maw agape to receive her payment: the farmer’s prized, blue-ribbon hog.
Mmmmm, bacon!
So what exactly is Gwendy?
I was thinking of a mole dragon!
I was gonna say she kinda sounds like a dragon haha
Our toes curled through the moist, loamy soil as we stood tall. We dragged our fingers beneath our nose, smelling the earthy decay that coated them. For millenia we lay buried, rotting beneath homes and roads. Lonely, forgotten.
But now, mankind will finally face damnation for their crimes against us.
Sleeping giants?!?
In my mind I wrote it as a singular being, but sort of like Legion. You know, "I am Legion, for we are many."
Sounds epic, what were the crimes committed against them?
Tbh I have no clue lol. Probably some classic bad guy where they feel slighted and want the world to pay for it
The soil in Khed no longer supported life. A thousand years ago, the gods scoured the land, tainted its waters and struck down the city. Those who survived were scattered and cursed to wander forever. Their red hair and freckles marked them as wytch-touched and not to be trusted.
I wish people avoided me like a curse because of my hair and freckles, but no, I have to have one of those “faces you can talk to.” Introverts worst nightmare.
I have a face made for radio so nobody wants to talk to me.
sighs It's always the gingers... So what does it mean if there's ginger in my beard but that's it?
Thank you for the bolded word!!
Looks at Terminator7786 as if they are sus...
Clutches children and hurriedly crosses the street
Whispers to them - don't stare keep moving.
actually you are fine... unless a crop fails, or someone dies unexpectedly, or there is a fire, or a flood,
Stares across the street as my primary programming tracks the targets... I mean people!
I wonder if some day I too might be a real boy
Well thankfully none of that has happened! Recently...
The fog clang to her. She glided effortlessly through the moonlight and slipped through the space between the boards. The soil beneath muffled her movements. Once fully outside, Sora released the breath she had been holding, espionage was not her preference. She lit the fuse; this was gonna be fun.
EDIT: bolded “soil” for reference.
I'm only good at stealth in video games. Too large and clumsy irl to be consistently quiet 😂
Edit: thank you for the bolded word!!
Sora is a reckless barbarian usually. This is one of very few instances she’s able to remain conspicuous
at least for a minuteNow destroying things, that I can do pretty well haha
The moist soil, the pouring rain, the clicking teeth. Pressing herself against her mother, searching for warmth, Hana thought about that traveler. The only thing that kept her warm was the cloak he gave her. “But why?” she though. “He didn’t have anything else to keep him warm with anymore."
He saw someone who need it more. Kind souls like that are rare
Some say they meet again in 6 years. Her grown up and... aware of who he was.
Ooooo that'll be a nice reunion!
If they only knew. Her surroundings were alive with sound, taste and movement, and she was master of it all. The worm digging through the soil, bits of food on the table, the blood coursing through their bodies. All susceptible to her command.
"Witch", they'd say.
If they only knew.
Witch is probably the nicest thing you could call her lol
Elizabeth frowned as she tested he soil. Sure enough, it was packed down a long, broad trail. The other mice hadn't noticed--it was almost invisible, unless you knew what to look for. She needed to keep it that way. She looked at Lazarus, and flashed a single sign:
Snake
Run little mice, run!!
Aren slipped off his shoes and placed a hand on his injured companion. Magic channeled from the ground, up, and through him. This type of healing spell couldn’t be cast in the paved cities. As the plants know, life comes from the soil. The open flesh stitched itself back together.
Oh man, if that's all I needed to heal myself, that would be fantastic. Just pop off my boots, shove my toes in the grass and go, "Heal me plants!"
Eled got no special treatment arriving at the House of Prudence. Stepping off the cart, he was shoved; his next step ended with his mouth in the mud. He thanked the day’s rain—mud was kinder than dry soil on the face. He was led through corridors and a darker future.
Mud would definitely be a lit nicer to have on your face than dry soil haha
I know it's just a few words over, but please do try and keep the length at 50 words max though. Try to think of it as a writing exercise to work your brain a bit! For me personally, it makes me look at words and phrases I wouldn't normally use to achieve that goal. I've found that it definitely helps me with writing and cutting back on unnecessary words so I don't accidentally pad things.
Edit: submission has been edited down
Sorry, could’ve sworn I counted 49. Tweaked it now.
It's all good! We all make mistakes from time to time 😁
I’d already burned my coffin. The last thing to do was throw out the soil. One last box of it left from my homeland. I couldn’t cross an ocean without facing the sun. My sins must end; enough lives have fed my own. I tipped the soil into the river.
I wonder how many vampires get sick of the lifestyle needed to sustain themselves for centuries
Roscia remembered Androco as a deeply calloused, bent-over son of the soil. So it was a bit of a surprise to encounter this elegant, graceful maiden. "Did a favor for a wizard" the smooth-skinned young lady explained.
Might have to find this wizard myself! Got a bit around the middle I need removed lol
Thank you for the bolded word!!
He removed more than that.
Nah, I knew what you meant haha
The authorities thought the magic was in the soil, not the beans. No amount of shouting by Jack’s mother could change their minds.
Their property was to be compulsorily acquired.
Jack supposed it didn’t matter. They were rich. And in Jack’s pocket was a lump; the last little troublemaking bean.
The evil that could be done with one bean. Oh the possibilities 🤔😌
"Did you not check the soil, you imbeciles!?" The Wizard's tirade only just starting. A frustrated rant looming on the horizon like an uncomfortable storm.
"Check this, check that!" Said the Fighter. The trap had them all dangling helplessly from the ceiling. Their arms wrapped tightly in an unwelcome hug.
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I didn't have enough words for the context or the scenario I wanted to portray. Always a fun challenge though.
To be fair, they are fighters and not thinkers haha
That's okay!! That's all part of the fun in these!
Thank you for the bolded word!!
Very true! They are homing missiles of any traditional party. Point them at a threat, and watch them do their best.
I intended to include an Archer as part of the traditional trifecta, but the 50 word limit ham-stringed that goal.
Oh well. Maybe next time.
I can't even begin to count the number if times the limit has foiled me lol
It sneaks up on you when you least expect it. It seems like it's both a fairly substantial number and yet still not enough.
Thank you for doing these. They're fun.
Right?? I'll go to check my count and bam, I'm at 100 and I sit there and just mumble "Fuck" while I figure out if I can rework it or scrap the whole thing and start anew 😂
You're welcome! I absolutely agree with you on them being fun! They make you think a lot. I've found em super helpful in not being so wordy with my own stuff
thats why i have word count on lol. makes life easier.
Judith felt the soil through her fingers, seeking the magical potential in it; there was something but she didn’t know.
Earth essence? No, too flowing.
Soil power? No, too, something.
Alive.
She tried to think what life could be in bare soil.
And then the magic fungi burst forth.
Fungi are already scary! Idk if I'd want to experience a magic one lol
When they said the town was overrun, he didn't think they meant the whole damn thing.
"Gonna have to forgive me for this, Big Man," the cowboy said, face to the sky.
The zed filled church had burned rather quickly, nothing left but a patch of blackened soil now.
I think the big guy upstairs would be a little understanding haha
Thank you for the bolded word!!
We bound them to our soil without a thought of cost.
Rock by rock, they ground mountains for ore we needed not.
Mighty rivers diverted, they relentlessly tilled our fields.
For in the end, it was we who were the crop.
(Edit: fixed repeated soil, replaced with fields.)
Okay I'm definitely interested haha
Who's doing the tilling and who are the crops?
The “we” are most likely the people of Askavar, but I’ve yet to decide on who the speaker is.
As for “they,” well that is the question, isn’t it?
I wrote this just for your prompt, but I like it so much I’m going to use it as the cold open for book two or three (my money is on three) of a series I started writing two summers ago after I was laid off. I’m finishing up the fifth draft of book one, will shoot my shot at trad publishing but I expect to self-publish it before summer.
“Baldr’s Gambit,” Book one of X of The Songs of Remembrance, an Epic of the Fall a Psychedelic Nordic Fantasy with a dash of cosmic horror for good measure.
Hell yeah!! Go for it! I've had three of my own prompts become the basis for novels and I know a few others have used their prompts to start their own as well!
Some of my best stuff has come from prompts like these so I always love to see them pop up on my feed.
I agree! I was so gutted when they stopped last year, I actually had my friends give me random words every Friday so I could do them personally just to keep that routine going before I took over posting them on the sub here lol
Edit: forgot a word
hehe might do that if this ever stops lol
The soil sang as the garden sprung to life by the druid's magic. Sweat dripped down from their forehead, creating months worth of harvest was no easy task.
I wonder exactly how hard it is to bring forth so much life in such a short time 🤔
Thank you for the bolded word!!
"You know I'll get you for this eventually...Master." Kylora groused as she scrubbed Sir Ceran's soiled boots. The other knights surrounding them, with their busywork and watchful eyes, shifted from foot to foot uncomfortably.
Sir Ceran grinned. "My squire, when that day comes, I'll figure it out as always."
I wonder what she's gonna try and do 🤔🤔
Probably make him do the same stuff, since at this point, she far outranks him!
Oh I love stuff like that! Be like, "Here, I'm gonna make you do what you made me do, but worse." And just watch with a smile on their face
That man knows nothing about cheese. The stinkier the better 😤🤤
Wrant wrapped Tem in a tight hug. A tear slipped from his eye, down his cheek and onto her back as he murmured his affections into her hair. Pulling himself away he gazed into her eyes, before his feet left the soil of his hometown and landed in his stirrups.
Giddy up!!
My father locked his iron gaze upon me, but I was ready. “Did you soil yourself, son?”
“No father, I did not.”
I lied through my tooth. There wasn’t a scratch on me, despite our contraption lying in pieces around me, but I was more than soiled. I was flooded.
Hey man, I think it's okay to piss yourself if things go awry and you survive by the skin of your teeth. Life is scary enough!
Digging through the mired soil, she hit the sludge and slather of ashen clay, only to realize the tomb was not underneath. The stillness didn't sound alarms, only the cold steel at her neck.
"What a pity." He softly soothed. "I don't enjoy blood and rain."
Sounds like she failed to deliver 😬😬
“Just stay calm, we’re almost there!” Karos yelled. He and his partner continued to dig furiously, precious seconds ticking away with each stroke.
The metal shovel blade finally hit stone with a solid thump, and Karo looked down to see the face of the coffin protruding from the disturbed soil.
Oooo why are they digging up a grave?
Contemplating the stable yard's frozen soil, Isador brushed a glob of sodden leaves from his sleeve. Rue shook her head, dropping another batch of wilted, yellowed, sopping wet foliage from her bridle.
"Sorry, mare. Fresh greenery for the winter ceremony, eh? Let's plan a very interesting situation for Dumont's...help."
Rue demands only the freshest of foliage
Dumont is a...bully who thinks he's an incredibly funny person, politely put. Most of the school, including staff and students, have much more rude and inventive descriptions of him.
Shiny gold ponies, saddle seats sprouting thorns, etc.; this was a mild little "warning" that Isador and Rue are on his radar. He probably forgot that everyone leaves Cara and her students alone for good reason. She and Rue tend to think alike when evening up a score is involved.
Oh I've met plenty of Dumonts in my life.
Crack on Cara and Rue, your secret is safe with me 😉
Isador may also have decided that enough is enough, and, considering who his teachers are, he may decide to solve matters himself.
Sometimes you just gotta take matters into your own hands
Horace held back a retch at the sight, the smell of the undead. Damp soil still clung to their recently unearthed bodies, some skeletal, some covered in maggots. He pushed his revulsion as far down as it would go; to storm the castle, he needed an army.
This army.
An army of the dead and damned is better than no army at all! Plus, you don't need to feed them and they don't feel pain, so it's a win win!
Thank you for the bolded word!!
As the party was breaking camp, Jordan spoke up "Folks, this forest is teeming with magic, so listen carefully. The first rule is no food touches the soil". Meanwhile, Darius carelessly dropped a cracker, which promptly vanished. Jordan comforted him: "Could've been worse. Last time the bread ate Brandon."
Wait, what ate the cracker, and how exactly did the bread eat Brandon?
Thank you for the bolded word!!
I begged for the grave to take me, and in that torrid silence, the soil spoke out:
"No. You are far too rotten."
Then it laughed—a mangled, twisted tongue—as the rain turned it to mud.
Oh man, that would suck to be such an awful person that even the earth itself refuses you
From the dark soil thick grass grew, now covered with leaves, flowers, or snow in each season, each layering above one another until the large trees with their long roots were the only ones to reach the magic hidden deep within.
The image this painted in my mind was beautiful, and I needed it today. Thank you.
Thank you for the bolded word!!
I'm so glad!! Absolutely!
It happened every year in the wet season. The rain slicked the soil and the yawning bogs opened up, releasing their hoards to the surface with a lingering stench of sulphur. Black peat ran off grinning ivory faces in rivulets, exposing the cohort of fallen men once more to sunlight.
Stay away from the yawning bogs during the wet season, got it lol
Indeed.
((I actually had this scene in the back burner and the prompt gives it a chance to shine!))
“My father was a florist,” Kurt stated, crouching beside the flower bed and grabbing a fistful of soil. “What is this made of Iris?” “Earth?” “And?” The penny dropped, “Death…” He nodded, putting the soil back, “And that is why life will stop long before death does in this world.”
That's perfect that you already had this locked and loaded 😂
It's so very true too. No matter what we do, nothing will stop the march of time that eventually turns us and what we create back into dust and the earth itself. I wonder how many civilizations existed before the Mesopotamians that time has hidden from us.
Yeah, Iris was raised in a cult that teaches that those loyal to their cause will get to live forever in a paradise earth and no one is as desperate to believe that as her father, who joined as a grieving kid.
Kurt's father died before he was born, but he has the man's journals and uses floriography as a motif in his handicrafts as a way to connect with him.
That's a beautiful way to connect with someone you've lost when you never got to meet them
Unrelated to this challenge, but I thought you'd appreciate this given our conversation about birds of prey not long ago lol
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cartalk/s/Z3JXxWglLT
Haha, you can see the leash on it. Looks like it could be a red tail but not the best photo.
Mankind will never cease to surprise me with the dumb things we do 😂
The owner of the centre I worked at also runs a landscaping business and he would take chicks around in his van to feed them while on site so this doesn't surprise me much 😂
Oh I would be all over that. I've definitely done my fair share of stupid shit so I can't say too much lmfao
Pale hands dug through the loose soil of a freshly dug grave. The person attached to these hands was an equally pale elf. Confusion covered his face, his hands breached the surface, bringing cool night air. Scrambling out of the dirt, looking around, he runs naked into the night.
If I woke up naked underground, I'd be super confused and run off blindly as well 😂
The soil beneath me burned as I journeyed barefoot across the barren land under the beating sun. I had been lost for two days, unable to channel magic for sustenance as there was no nature to pull from. It would not be long now and I had made my peace.
Sun exposure and thirst has to be one of the worst ways to die tbh
“My blood’s in the soil,” he labored to say in a hoarse whisper as the sounds of the battle grew closer.
“We honor you! Your sacrifi-“
“NO,” he barked at the fresh-faced recruit with manic impatience, “I’m ordained…say the rites…hallow these grounds…and…”. He wheezed, then was silent.
Ah man, that's gotta suck not hearing your last rights... Does anything happen if they don't?
So I was thinking because he was ordained, his blood in the soil + someone saying the rites = cool earth, blood, holy magic that helps his side win the battle. Like by hallowing the grounds where he spilt his blood, it would turn the enemy to stone as they walked over it or something like that!
Seeing now that I didn’t manage to convey nearly all that ha
Ooo that's a cool way to win a battle! Collect that probably won't happen now 😅
Yeah, it's hard in these 50 word limits!
The soil, its real worth lost in their contrite minds as they continually harvest the nutrients out of it. Spacers don't care about our culture, our needs, our lives.
Yes, we will overcome these invasive insectual parasites and their massive soil sucking machines!
This is our story, of our survival.
Our soil is the most important thing for farming! I live in one of the most fertile farmlands in thw world cause it's at the bottom of an ancient lake bed
The family trees of Corberd and Bourond and Fathilier were more akin to creeping vines in truth, and the higher you climbed up the trunk, the more intricate they became. Them and two score other houses, great and small, north and south, each with a seed in the other’s soil.
Sounds like there're a lot of families in a small area haha
Soil soil soil soil soil soil.
"SOIL!!"
Soil soil, soil soil soil. Soil soil.
"Soil?" Soil soil. "Soil?"
Soil soil soil soil soil soil soil soil soil, soil soil soil. Soil soil soil soil soil soil soil.
Soil.
"Soil... " Soil soil soil soil. Soil soil soil soil soil.
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Heartfelt, emotional, and dramatic.
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