Trump gets the inaugural FIFA peace prize.

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  • God this even FELT like a pantomime put on to entertain the child on stage. They really keyed in the amount of effort it would take to please lil Donny... and it wasn't much.

    Now we all need to pay special attention to the doings of Fifa for the next 10 years or so and expect even worse corruption from those at the top.

    Fuvk Fifa i will never watch anything they are involved with no matter how far removed

    FIFA and IOC are both thoroughly corrupt organizations. This farce comes as no surprise to me at all.

    IOC is gonna create an annual 'Good Boy Award' and give it to Trump next year

    Posthumously, one hopes.

    Fingers crossed! 🤞

    "I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow

    FIA too.

    "The FIA? As in the N.U.S.A's secret intelligence agency?"

    Haha exactly, FIFA give out dodgy trophy’s so often it’s almost an honour to not receive one. It’s a corporate “employee/donor of the year” gold star.

    No surpeaceprise you say?

    And at the next tournament, the extremely prestigious totally legitimate FIFA Peace Prize will be presented to none other than the actual corpse of Benito Mussolini.

    I get this is a joke but reality will be much worse. It'll go to the Saudi King/prince

    Putin.

    Netan-YaHOO-OO-OO!

    Oh, perfect. Blissfully forgot about that sadistic villian for a moment. Yes, absolutely.

    Nah, maybe they dig up the pieces of Hitler´s dentures. I´m sure he deserves it more than anyone, considering he is currently still standing tall in their memories as a shining remembrance of what they can achieve.

    /s

    It'll be funny if they stop giving out this trophy and never acknowledge it. Lol

    THIS is what turned you off and not, say, awarding the last World Cup to Qatar??

    You spelled "fuck" wrong...

    "Also a beautiful medal for you, that you can wear everywhere you want to go....(forced, nervous chuckle)"

    The average world leader would be insulted if someone talked to them like that during the live worldwide broadcast of an award ceremony.

    But true to form, Trump has no idea he's being patronized, manipulated, and humored. He's too excited that any major organization's given him a peace prize. His face puckers into a cartoonish "Ooo!" at getting a wearable gold shiny, making it look like they held out a box of chocolates.

    Not only that, this idiot takes the medal and wears it by himself instead of someone presenting it to him. This shows how greedy he is. He does not care whether he earned it or not, he perhaps wants it coz Obama had a peace prize.

    The entire god damn world knows that this was a fucking joke except for Donald Trump. Hes literally just a toddler except in charge of the most complex, consequential organization in the history of the world. 

    "And here is your.. uh... prize? Your... Peace Prize!". Yeah, that's the ticket!

    Dozie Donny proceeds to pluck the medal from the case and present it to himself.

    They really should have Pretty Woman-d the moment but he would've filled his diaper.

    "Many people say the FIFA Peace Price is even more prestigious than the Nobel one, I'm sure because I was the first person to get it. Many people are saying it should actually be called the Trump Peace Prize."

    I just done a sick in my mouth...!

    Little Donny grabbing the medal and putting it on is so sad. Poor little guy was hoping they’d do the thing where they ceremoniously put it around his neck, but they forgot so he did it himself.

    And he’s the leader of the US. I’m ashamed as an American, not gonna lie.

    The good news is that most of the world understands that the US is divided into at least two distinct camps. They love Obama internationally, and they know that he represents half of us while Trump represents the other.

    More almost a third against something like two thirds. Those 90m+ who decided they were absolutely fine with Trump doing all the things he said he was going to can happily be lumped in with those 70-75m+ who directly voted for him.

    The remaining small chunk are those we feel sorry for.

    Yeah. This was a very low effort production. I dont know what was cringeier, him snatching the medal and putting it on himself, or the tepid applause.

    He literally awards himself

    Yep, plus there is $10m hidden in the prize along with a usb drive to remind him of the children he raped over the years

    It's actually a Piñata filled with money and blow

    I see no issue with “Make-A-Wish” fulfilling another wish. God bless them for helping this poor poor child

    I'm starting to wonder if some of the world's elite aren't even so much kissing ass as just fucking with him because they know they can have their cake AND eat it with shit like this.

    They’ll never give this award again. It’s exclusively for USA president rape and his chumps.

    It feels like a Make A Wish thing except the kid is in an 80 year old body.

    I fucking hate this timeline so much

    Fifa is the most corrupt organisation on earth. I wonder how much he payed for this

    When the presentor and Claudia began speaking in Spanish, there was an obvious concerned glance in trump's direction from her.

    This is so embarrassing. xD He must have like dementia or some shit, where you revert back to a childhood state or something. Holy shit man!

    I first thought this was some form of new AI-created thing, maybe The Onion or something. Nope. Just another day in post-Citizens United America.

    even worse corruption from those at the top.

    Is... is that even possible?!

  • So perfect how they hand it to him so he has to put it around his own neck. So awkward but so appropriate. What a miserable fucking wanker.

    It's so pathetic. He's supposed to accept it, rotate it towards the audience and display it in his hand.

    Not actually wear it...

    It is so pathetic it's laughable.

    Exactly!! He snatched it like a toddler opening their presents too early at Christmas.

    That was my favorite part. Nobody EVER puts on their own medallion, it's placed on them. Olympic Medals, Congressional Medals, etc...all placed by another onto the celebrated.

    Not sure what happened, but it was PERFECT.

    Right down to the OOO’s. So shiny.

    Literally cartoonish

    "Gimme, gimme gimme mah medal!!"

    That was the most cringe part lmaoooo

  • Awwww, fifa gave him a nice participation trophy. Look how proud he his!!

    Maybe it will keep him busy for a while. Maybe that's what USA need to stay afloat for the next 3 years : distract him enough that he doesn't have time to do stupid things.

    Maybe it's to stop him doing a runner with another trophy.

    Funny thing is, this trophy looks so much like the world cup, it kinda looks like it was made with that intent!

    OMG, I actually forgot he stole one, last time around. What a dumb world we live in.

    His stupid little pause, as of he’s Miss America.

    I just can’t comprehend the ignorance of my country. This mf’er?! Really, y’all! This dumb af, mf’er.

    It's funny that a football organization gave him a participation trophy just like I used to get when I was a little kid after a season

    You think it’s actually HIM personally doing this shit? Oof. I wish that would work but imagine what Steven Miller et. al. could accomplish if he paid even LESS attention. * Shudders * He’s just the rodeo clown.

    These damn boomers and their participation trophies.

  • I used to work with dementia patients. If they were being difficult, aggressive etc. I'd try to sweeten them up by telling them things like 'you're too handsome to be this angry'.

    That's what this is.

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    His name is actually Infantino? I thought you were just being condescending, but damn look at that: two infants acting like they did something good.

    The video is something for the history books. The way he enters the stage, his look when he sees the medal, the host telling him "you can wear it everywhere you want to go", his eagerness to put it on himself with the mic on his hand... every second of this video is symbolic. It's like seeing a spoiled little brat

    MAGA are saying that the left are seething about this but we’re actually just cringing out of our minds at this charade and despairing at how America has fell so far in an incredibly short space of time

    Most on the right dont even watch soccer too lol

    This is literally Cartman from South Park behavior.

  • I really think if people just organised a prize for him every day he’d be quite happy and wouldn’t get into mischief anymore.

    A participation trophy? 

    A daily participation trophy. Might actually reduce his tantrum a little, particularly if theya re shinny and come with candy or a toy.

    Sooo, a happy meal, lol.

    He does love those Golden Arches.

    He's such a snowflake.

    It's just a whole heap of irrelevant shit. A peace prize, from a football authority, given to a warmonger? It might as well be Wendy's giving him space flight contracts for mining Pluto.

    A gold star at most

    A Stormy Cloud Sticker

    Anything gold, really

    Participant of Peace Award

    I came here to say that. Well done.

    He’s a malignant narcissist. A comically textbook example of NPD. There is no way to satiate the ceaseless hunger of the infinite void within Donald. He’s a very sick man. Even if he was open to treatment, he’s not, there’s very little chance of ever changing his behaviour.

    This is actually a good idea. He won't be satiated ever, but maybe distracted. He only has so much time. Organize an award banquet every morning and afternoon, keep him in a room full of people telling him how awesome he is at all times. He won't have time to scheme up ways to ruin shit, and is so narcissistic he would never figure out the prizes aren't real

    With his dementia, just give him the same prize every day.

    He would still rape children

    And shit his pants

    And the award for the man that needs no introduction because we can smell his presence in the room with us…the award for “Best Pants Crapper” goes to….DJT

    …and shit his pants while he rapes children.

    No awards for that, just lots of money.

    Money isn’t an award?

    There isn’t a ceremony, no.

    Just have to give him more awards.

    If we have enough award shows for him, he will be too busy attending them to rape any more kids.

    /s ... I think?

    At this point we don't know if he went to the Island for the kids, or to blow Bill Clinton and others. Not sure if he needs to go into the designated woodchipper for pedo disposal, or be recognized as the first gay president.

    My thought was we just sell all of the golf courses in the world to him for pennies on the dollar. Then he could have himself coronated as the Emperor of Golf. He would be so busy banning his enemies from ever playing golf anywhere ever again, setting up golf fiefdoms for his friends, building golf-adjacent mansions, etc. that he could leave the politics game.

    Or a pat on the head and a “who’s a good boy”.

    He got his toy now he can stop pouting.

  • I just ascended to a divine kind of cringe. This is beyond any shame. This is the most narcissistic, corrupt, event i have ever witnessed.

    You can see the poop stains on Infantino's arm for crawling into Trump's ass.

    Bring back Blatter!!

    It reminds me of Napoleon I crowning himself. Incredibly narcissistic.

    But Napoleon actually had accomplishments, however divisive they are. Nobody disputes that he won those battles. Trump, on the other hand…

    Tbf in Napoleons case it was symbolic thing about him achieving everything himself instead of some 'divine bloodline of inbred idiots'

    They actually created this prize specifically for him after he didn't win the Nobel prize. This is the first time it has ever been awarded, invented days before. The international soccer prize for peace through unity, given to the most intentionally divisive politician in modern history.

    Does anyone think they'll give out this award ever again?

    It's the strangest award I can think of, and it's tainted by its first recipient to the point of being a Razzy-esque joke. So here's to hoping they give it to another purposefully aggravating anti-peace maniac next year.

    I just ascended to a divine kind of cringe. This is beyond any shame. This is the most narcissistic, corrupt, event i have ever witnessed.

    Its truly blackpilling.

    Ive just become so jaded by this. Burn it all down.

  • The notorious corrupt FIFA gave the 79 child his own little medal. How precious.

    Never knew that FIFA dealt with being involved in politics much less peace treaties. /s I wonder if FIFA gets a wing at Mar A Lago or being added as a sponsor to the ballroom.

    Infantino is a the most corrupt head FIFA have ever had, and after Blatter, that took some fucking doing

  • Imagine the most corrupt organization in the world awarding a prize so far outside of its qualifications to the most corrupt individual you know and you have just witnessed this video.

    I'm legitimately surprised he didn't just walk out with a briefcase of cash and exchange it on stage for the award.

  • I was so excited about one of the host cities being a reasonable driving distance from my home. I was 100% intending to go. A once in a lifetime opportunity.

    Since Trump's stupid face (and policies) started being associated with the World Cup, I have no desire to go anymore.

    Yeah, this fuck actually ruined the World Cup AND Olympics for me. I'm near the LA area, I would love love love to actually attend an Olympic event - and I honestly dont even care about sports! Its a world stage, its repping our country, it celebrating achievements! And this orange AH has just ruined every single element

  • What a fucking loser. And Infantino is nothing but a snivelling sycophantic lickspittle. What a joke. Shame on all of them.

  • Jfc what an embarrassment. FIFA had to create, then reward Trump with a "peace prize" so that baby Trump wouldn't have a tantrum and cancel the World Cup. Ffs.

    Yes- so obvious.

  • The most corrupt organization not named the International Olympic Committee offering a "peace prize" to one of the most corrupt humans alive today. Tracks.

    FIFA is not as corrupt as the Trump 'administration'.

    (and I say that in full knowledge and awareness of how utterly corrupt FIFA is)

  • It makes it even better that this is the first ever FIFA peace prize. They definitely sat around a room and made some promises to each other and exchange for the creation of this ridiculous award.

    … an award from a notoriously corrupt international sports organization.

    … all to make this tiny man feel big because he lost his cherished Nobel peace prize to a woman from South America.

    This is such a dark time in American history.

  • Omg he's such a narcissist. I mean you watch it and Listen to the FIFA president and all you can think is it's some farce to keep him happy.

  • Eh...maybe I'm wrong but aren't winners of medals supposed to wait to have the medal hung around their neck by someone else?

    The way he just opened the box and put the medal around his own neck JFC

    Also: pay attention to his left leg. He's still swinging it in an unnatural way

  • While his SecDef is literally murdering people on the high seas and he is on the verge of invading Venezuela for literally no reason…

    Cool.

    It’s going to be quite the thing when their inaugural peace prize recipient’s ICE goons absolutely terrorize anyone with skin darker than slightly off white at the upcoming World Cup.

    But hey, at least FIFA, as an organization, has literally found someone more corrupt than them. AND they know how his ass tastes now!

    "FIFA awards a Peace Prize to a Billionaire Pedophile War Criminal" another sentence I never expected, but here we are living these "unprecedented times" FFS

  • We should all be grateful for the many bloody soccer wars he was able to stop with his amazing negotiating and nonviolent conflict resolution…

  • "Obama got a peace prize so I'm going to be a massive toddler and demand I get one too! Thank you for your attention to this matter" - a truth social post by Trump, probably.

  • What the hell is this for lol!??? His administration is rounding up people off the streets good and bad to be sent off to who knows where, dropping bombs on boats, saying people should be executed etc etc etc and this M Effer gets a made up peace prize lol. This world isn’t serious anymore.

  • Pathetic old meat bag needing so much attention and affirmation for his mere existence. What a gross display of ass licking.

  • Why don’t we just skip the BS and hand him the 2026 FIFA World Cup trophy already, declaring that the “US of MAGA,” with Trump as their captain, won the whole thing? 🤦🏾‍♂️ And while we’re at it, let’s just give him the “Golden Boot” too.

  • Trump takes credit for ending several wars, but his claims are outlandish, baseless and easily discredited by little to no effort from anyone who's willing to examine the context of his lies.

    INDIA AND PAKISTAN:

    Trump claims he ended a war between India and Pakistan. It was not a "war," but a military escalation after a terrorist attack in Kashmir earlier this year.

    Both countries negotiated an end to the fighting directly with one another. The Trump admin claims to have mediated it, but there are conflicting accounts.

    India did not directly credit Trump with ending the fighting, Modi insisted this wasn't the case and it's no coincidence that India reckoned with a massive 50 percent tariff from Trump.

    Pakistan, however, said it would nominate Trump for a Nobel Peace Prize and faced a much lower tariff rate.

    Any chance of a lasting peace between the two countries is nil while Trump's alleged mediation did nothing to address the underlying causes of the conflict. This was a political stunt more than anything else.

    While the Trump administration claims that India's excessively high tariff rate has to do with them buying Russian oil, it wasn't imposed as a kind of economic sanction. In fact, the rate was originally intended to be lower until India refused to acknowledge that Trump was chiefly involved in mediating the conflict.

    And it's certainly not hard to believe considering that Trump has been basing his tariff policies off of whether countries "come to the table" with offers that benefit him personally, politically or financially.

    AZERBAIJAN AND ARMENIA

    Trump claims to have negotiated a peace deal between Azerbaijan and Armenia.

    This was evidently not a "peace deal," but a photo op. Leaders shook hands in front of cameras at the White House, half heartedly agreeing to a "commitment" to peace that neither side has since shown interest in. Diplomatic ties still remain broken, barriers still remain in place and both sides continue to quarrel with each other over borders and territory.

    Part of the agreement however, included that Armenia grant the US the right to build "the Trump Route for Peace and Prosperity," a transit corridor through Armenia and a project that Trump is no doubt meant to benefit from personally.

    There's no current indication of when this "route" will start developing or on what terms.

    RWANDA AND THE CONGO:

    Once again, leaders and diplomats from both countries came to the White House to publicly sign an agreement that aimed to carve out a path for a future peace. Trump took responsibility for it and barely credited Qatar for the major role it played in brokering the deal.

    However, peace talks between the two countries have since failed and many have died as violent and deadly fighting continues to escalate in the region. Rwandan backed forces have threatened to withdraw from the agreement while both sides of this conflict are claiming that the other is violating its terms.

    But what does Trump care? He already got his publicity stunt out of it.

    CAMBODIA AND THAILAND:

    Both were engaged in days of fighting when Trump levied economic threats against the two neighbors unless they agreed to a ceasefire.

    Malaysia got primarily involved and organized talks days later that included some American officials. The countries reached a temporary deal that paused hostilities under Malaysia's supervision. Trump took credit of course and has added this to his "wars that I ended" list.

    The intervention has done nothing to address the root causes of the conflict. Both sides continue to provoke each other while they clash over who can lay claim to territory and Hindu Temples along their respective borders.

    EGYPT AND ETHIOPIA:

    This one wasn't even a military conflict, but a diplomatic feud over a hydroelectric dam that Ethiopia built.

    Trump did nothing to resolve the dispute, and both Egypt and Sudan fervently oppose the project, claiming it will restrict the flow of water into their countries.

    Yet Trump and his supporters have used this as another shining example of his unrivaled ability to "end wars."

    IRAN AND ISRAEL:

    Trump has been escalating tensions and provocations between the US and Iran ever since he stepped foot into office.

    Congress passed a war powers resolution during Trump's first term to prevent a war with Iran after Trump authorized the strike that killed an Iranian general

    The assassination of Soleimani, coupled with Trump's decision to abandon the JCPOA out of sheer spite for Obama, together with his failed attempts at "negotiating" a new nuclear deal with Iran, and alongside his reckless foreign policy decisions—all of these things played a role in triggering a regional war between Israel and Iran and precipitating America's involvement.

    And even though Trump decided to get the US military involved, a U.S. intelligence assessment recently found that only one out of three targeted nuclear sites suffered significant damage.

    Additionally, it's been reported that Iran managed to move its enriched uranium and centrifuges before the strikes.

    But Trump has proudly claimed to have "destroyed" all of Iran's nuclear sites and capabilities, while also insisting that he "stopped the war."

    Talks have broken off between Iran and the US and experts say Iran/Tehran could eventually resume its nuclear and uranium enrichment program.

    No semblance of a present, nor lasting peace exists in the region.

    ISRAEL AND GAZA:

    "Phase 1" of Trump's "peace plan," and an agreement that he credited himself with far more than the other leaders and countries involved in hastily brokering it, was a publicity-seeking effort more than anything else for him as it happened to conveniently coincide with the announcement of the Nobel Peace Prize.

    The rashness, vagueness and the performative nature of the agreement will only make it more difficult to achieve peace long term.

    This phase of Trump's "peace plan" could have also been easily implemented months earlier.

    Before his administration backed and co-managed Israel's militarized aid operation that sidelined humanitarian organizations and led to the deaths of thousands of more civilians; before Israel invaded Gaza city; before they began displacing northern Gazans; before this conflict escalated to the point of regional war; American military intervention; famine; the deadliest conflict for journalists on record; multiple humanitarian crises; and what many started referring to more and more as genocide.

    There's next to no likelihood of a solution where Israelis and Palestinians peacefully coexist, and even if this fragile ceasefire holds, Palestinians still have a major humanitarian crisis on their hands.

    Who's going to help them rebuild? Who's going to fund recovery efforts? Who's going to take in refugees? Certainly not the US.

    TRUMP'S HYPOCRISY:

    This discussion cannot go without bringing up the Trump administration's widely condemned bombings of boats and other vessels allegedly harboring drug smugglers.

    These extrajudicial killings aren't being executed out of some sense of justice or sympathy for Americans struggling with drug addiction, they're being carried out so Trump and his "Department of War" can make the case for military escalation, foreign conflict and regime change.

    it shouldn't be difficult to acknowledge the flagrant hypocrisy of someone clamoring for a participation trophy for his alleged "peacemaking" efforts while he commits brutal savageries and war crimes without justification.

  • Saw this corruption coming a mile away when FIFA announced this new award the week after the Nobel announcement. FIFA glazing Trump like they do the royal families of the Middle East. So FIFA can fuck you the fans out of all your money.

  • Grabbed that medal like a kid being offered chocolate.

    How many medals has Infantino given this man since he’s been in office? Every time they meet, he gets a new medal.

    Typical FIFA corruption.

    Don't Boomers complain about participation medals?

  • LOL oh yeah FIFA has the credibility to do that. This is the height of ass kissing. Beyond that they can smell the stench of bullshit coming out. They will probably rub it all over their face at this rate. It is so pathetic.

  • I never know if I have to upvote or downvote in this sub. I want to upvote as this is facepalm, but the idea of upvoting something about Trump really make me uncomfortable. I wish this sub works the other way, the more downvoted the more facepalm it is.

    You upvote it if you want more people to see it.

  • They do this all the time for him. Country club gave him a vase once for "winning" a golf tournament. They're full of jokes...

  • This is the most cringe thing I have seen this year. What a bunch of sniveling brown nose bullshit. So embarrassing, yikes!

  • The federations slogan. Say no to racism. Give the peace prize to a guy who just said Somalians were garbage. Fuck FIFA and fuck Donald Trump

  • FIFA has a “Peace Prize?”

    WTF.

    So, one of the most corrupt organizations in the world has made up a bullshit award for one of the most corrupt individuals in the world.

    This timeline sucks. But at least it’s blatantly obvious.

  • I've thought about not watching the World Cup a few times in the past, but always caved because I like footie. But awarding a peace prize to this dirtbag might just be the missile that blew up the fishermen straw that broke the camel's back.

  • The irony of one of the most corrupt organizations on Earth giving a racist chickenhawk pedophile a "peace prize" will be lost on billions.

  • So, I'm unclear. Did he get the peace prize for killing Venezuelan fishermen, sending kids with cancer to die in other countries, stripping Americans of their health care, trying to trade Ukraine to Russia for rare earth minerals, or actively talking about annexing Canada? Can't be for raping kids since I don't believe even FIFA could be that corrupt. I kid of course. FIFA can definitely be that corrupt.

  • Wait...FIFA...the SOCCER people?! Just...tell me im wrong here. It cant be the soccer dudes, right? What does that even mean or represent?!

    It's not the soccer people, it's the international mafia cartel people

    No lie. Soccer is just their storefront.

  • This pedo's only peaceful action was putting the other pedo child trafficker, Ghislaine Maxwell, into a more peaceful prison

  • Uck, the way he lifts the medal first, with a “oh this is mine???” Hehe just “gonna put this on now”. He’s a fucking child with a lollipop

  • Wow… FIFA aligning itself with the axis.  I’m an American and know this amounts to nothing but future self validations by the commander in chief of pedophilia, TACO.

  • Fuck FIFA and fuck you Infantino! What a joke pandering to a Nazi dictator. Corruption at the most elite level! Makes me sick.

  • Hitler is rolling in his grave seeing that you CAN send secret police into your own nation’s cities and get awarded for it.

  • I will boycott the World Cup just because FIFA keeps doing stuff like this. They have pandered to a man that despises a large portion of the FIFA fan base. let’s be clear. The only reason FIFA is relevant in the United States is because of its immigrant community.

  • And now the winner... of the first annual Montgomery Burns Award... for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.

  • My God…. JUST HOLD THE GAMES IN CANADA AND MEXICO! I’m saying this as an American! This is so dumb! I just can’t with this.

  • One of the most corrupt sports organizations around giving one of the most corrupt politicians around an award. How appropriate

  • It's absolutely pathetic. Corrupted Infantino groveling before the spoiled old man, who finally receives his chocolate medal…

  • Wow. It's about time. After all his tireless work spreading peace around the world. What a proud moment for the President and all the great Americans that voted for him. Hell, all Americans in general. People around the world are looking at the USA and shaking their heads in disbelief. People say he's an idiot but could an idiot win a peace prize from a soccer organization? And not just any soccer organization, but FIFA, the humble, selfless defenders of human rights around the world, from Qatar to Russia. What a great moment in history, and we are all lucky to be alive to witness it.

    had me in the first half ngl

  • The most CORRUPT organization in the world (FIFA) awarding an award to the most CORRUPT person in the world. Donald J Trump

  • He’s about to explode out of that suit. Jesus he’s a chub. FIFA peace prize? What an honor? Does the video game come with it too?

  • Bad economic data? Just stop releasing it. Epstein files a problem? Bury em. Can’t win a Nobel peace prize? No problem, just make up a new award to give yourself and shit all over the original.

  • This is the cringiest thing I have ever seen. It takes a special kind of person to go accept a made up award, and actually think it means something.

  • It's true that FIFAs motto is, "Say no to racism." But it's unofficial motto should be, "We're corrupt as hell." It has been that way for decades.

  • At 27 seconds, he shakes hands and turns his wrist in some wannabe strongman move. He always tries so very hard to be what he thinks is “alpha” and comes off as an oaf.

  • On the back of the medal engraved are the answers to his perfectly normal totally standard monthly cognitive and mental acuity tests so he can keep acing them.

  • This is so fucking embarrassing. To create a peace prize in order to cozy up to that toddler. Even as he is threatening war with Venezuela.

  • That isn't real. Is that real? It cant be real. Jesus titty fucking christ its real. I hate this time line.

    CERN needs to tear another hole in the dimensions.

  • I’m choosing to look at this as FIFA appeasing the immature adult child Trump is so that they can run their tournament without him disrupting it.

  • Russian asset getting his treason prize. It's interesting how nowadays there are no smart guys finding and making public information about this pedophile. Russia won the hybrid war already. Crazy times.

  • Bombing and killing sailors without due process or any declaration of war and committing war crimes is the new corporate requirement for a “ peace prize.” Lying, cheating and stealing help too.

  • Why on earth do people keep sucking up to him? It’s disgusting. But at the same time it’s like clapping to a toddler who just learned how to use a toilet for the first time.

  • Just think, in a few more months, he’ll likely be sending in the National Guard to arrest and kick out foreign football fans. Fun!

  • If only this would distract him for a few hours the fact that Obama has the real Peace Prize, and he has nothing but an ass-kissing award with no meaning.

  • He’s gonna be bragging about how his peace prize is better than the Nobel peace prize because he’s the first to get a FIFA peace prize.

  • Jesus Christ that's so cringe. Surprised they didn't get on their knees and start sucking him off.

    Also what the hell is up with the world cup trophy?? Looks absolutely hideous now but I suppose that fits with the current state of fifa

  • Puts it on himself, lol, so embarrassing. At least he finally received some recognition, since he single handedly stopped 947 wars and he has prevented the deaths of over 16 Trillion people worldwide.

    facts

  • This has to be one of 2025 sick jokes

    Imagine funding a genocide and bombing other countries and threatening civilians

    Then gets a peace reward

    Edit : adding to that being a pedo in Jeffrey Epstein files and a criminal with records

  • This has got to be one of the most pathetic events to ever happen. They should have truned the camera around so we could have seen there was nobody there, it was a clap track! The presenter didn't even say WHY he was giving T-bag the award? Like, here you are, here's your pretty award you can wear where ever you want when ever you want....Trump, okay, I'll put it on now. Go ahead jack ass....WHAT A GIANT LOSER....omg.

  • "The very first winner..." in other words. We were told to create this and award it to Trump, by Trump, otherwise the world cup would be made "very difficult".

    Good job I never had respect for FIFA in the first place.

  • This is CLEARLY a way to bribe him in someway and get some sort of leverage, could be something as simple as not having him on their backs for whatever they wanna do. Everyone has figured out what a simpleton he is and how easy it is to get on his good side, by giving him arbitrary awards/trophies. Look at what Tim Cook did when he gave him an award from Apple for no reason, you think that’s cuz he likes or respects him? Lmao hell nah

  • Horseshit..way to go FIFA! Supporting world-wide corruption through sport. Could you shove your noses any deeper up Trump's ass any deeper??

  • if you want federal relief for natural disasters or federal funding for NOAA, FEMA, or education you gotta come up with a trophy and medal and scroll saying he beat Obama at being peaceful and macho and presidential.

    you KNOW what you have to do so fucking do it. he’s a child piloting the plane we are on. this is no time for pride or what’s right or laws or dignity. fucking do it or else 🛬

  • I have not seen so many people kneel down to suck a dong as they do with this orange pedophile - the world is gonna remember this $hit for a loooooong time.

    Said it before and I'll say it again, when grandpa starts getting senile, you get him care and attention from trained persons or family, you don't say "okay, one last play at the top grandpa" and give him the keys to the White House - this is like watching the worst retirement party in history. Wake the heck up US, wtf.

  • This reminds me of when I was a kid and we would take our dog to the local town dog show. Every year we came home with a different prize; longest hair, straightest ears, tallest dog, longest tail... It wasn't till I was older that I realized every dog there was winning something.

    It was all done to make the kids happy.

  • There’s this Mussolini documentary on slice and it’s so funny cause the fascists talk about how they knew how ridiculous he looked (e.g., the different dumb faces he would make during his speeches) and how it was all just completely ridiculous, but that they had bought into it and so they stayed obedient. That feels so relevant.

  • One of the biggest world sporting events just had to watch our president get a bribe participation award to make him feel like the most "special little guy"....

    Fucking hell this country is embarrassing

  • Peace prize goes to guy who calls humans garbage, vermin, etc. He's stoked the most divisive climate I've ever seen in this country.

  • Why are they licking his ass? He is so pathetic. Nothing but a glob of ego. The man can suck the life out of a room a country and the world.

    He is so sick so deranged I myself can not even come to acknowledge he is allowed to be president of a really fucked country who are dumb enough to let a corrupt pedophile felon even run for president much less be one.

    Not me man. This just shows how fucked up this country is folks.

  • LOL, I checked that this wasn't actually SNL. My organization gave out prestigious awards, and they were put on the honoree as part of the ceremony. No one needed to take it out of the box themselves. Hilarious!

  • Wow, listen to that crowd go crazy!?!? It's just like the reception at Stockholm.

    And what a speech! Trump managed to get his profound message out in a mere two minutes. That fool Obama rambled on for 35 minutes about peace in the world. Clearly, he didn't use the "best words" like Trump.
    \s

  • Remember that Twilight Zone where everyone was falling all over themselves to make that little kid happy so he wouldn’t wish them into the cornfield?

  • I was totally looking forward to this draw and they fucking ruined it… even before this ridiculous award to the piece of shit…it was so dragged out …one funnny part was when someone asked “are there any Mexicans in the house? “ I’m like don’t cheer it’s a trap! Trump is here and ICE are not far behind…he was given a “ peace” award while the bodies of those dudes on the boat were still smoldering

  • God how embarrassing. Some tin pot dictator from Fuckmenustan would be ashamed to accept this thin farce of a bullshit award. But here we are, buttfucked America, with this swollen hemorrhoid peacocking on stage as if he won a peace prize. Meanwhile various Venezuelans are murdered weekly and the Orange King tries to get Ukraine to give Russia a reach around while the shit drips from Trump's mouth as he says Zelensky started that whole fracas.

    Piss Prize is what that is, as he whizzes on all of our faces, good Americans and MAGA traitors alike.

  • So FIFA, a totally not corrupt group of shits, awarded a totally not corrupt felon a peace prize for Ukrai.... Palasti.... I'm sure I'll think of one....

  • What a moron. That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Fifa doesn't want trump messing up their stuff, so they give him a participation trophy and he gets all excited? Does he feel accomplishment when he cheats at golf? What a fucken weirdo.

  • The fact that he went in person, to this nothing event, does nothing but prove that he loves to rape children.

    This guy should be in prison.

    What the f#*k is wrong with this world where he is still free.

  • I need him and EVERY FOLLOWER, COLLEGUE, ALLY, and EVERYONE IN RIGHT WING REPUBLICAN INFLUENCE, GONE!!

    Any and every punishment is not enough.

    I have had it with EVERY TYRANT and EVERY ASS KISSER TO THIS ANNOYING ORANGE...

    I gotta stop talking.

  • Thank you mister President for bringing peace to this world! Thousands of years of war are over! Heil….I mean, Hail PreSiDEnt TrUMp!

  • You know when you hear about some elderly grandparent hanging on long enough to see their grandchild get married, and then they die a few days later. Maybe they're hoping it works with peace prizes too.

  • I uhh... I thought the right was pissed off a participation trophies? But now that the biggest boomer to ever have boomed is getting one, does that mean its ok again? This timeline is not only fucked, its confusing.

  • Predictions on how long before he starts bragging about getting a peace prize (and one that is so much better than the Nobel Peace Prize)? I give it 2 days.

  • So basically he gave the peace price to himself after this other weird dude mentioned, that this was indeed a medal that one could also wear.

  • Disgusting, but I have to admire the shameless ass kissing. I wouldn’t be able to do it.

    Trump even hung the medal around his own neck. Hilarious