i learned about this last week at a bar and now have seen like 5 references to it, sometimes i feel like i'm being gaslit into thinking these things always existed
I have lived in Ireland for 47 years, visited hundreds, of pubs in my time and met and observed thousands of Guinness drinkers (prefer Smithwicks myself). It does not exist, the only place I have ever heard of splitting the G is reddit
I'm a Dub, went to college in Sligo, family in Longford, Donegal, Cavan and Wexford (would have visited pubs regularly in all of them) honestly never heard of it before. Thought it was made up on the Internet, but if you do it in Tipp, fair enough
I'm a Dab, went to college in Binbur, family in Slimbub, Bobelorn and Hambsrab (visited at least 11 pubs regularly and 3 irregularly). I drink Guiness 3 times a day (preffer Pimpshwicks). I've heard splitting the G twice, but one doesn't count.
Like I'm not sure which commenters are saying real things and which are just making up gibberish or if all of them are making up gibberish or none of them
I'm from Cork, I was a professional alcoholic for 34 years, visited thousands of pubs and drank thousands of pints of Guinness. I have ginger hair and wear green everyday, I dance to fiddle music and eat potatoes in every meal, including breakfast.
Me and my mates have been doing it since like 2015 we called it Guinness golf tho spitting the G became a main stream thing once the English found out about it
Man, it's fuckin wild that this has been going on for a decade and I never heard about it. "I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now, what I'm with is no longer it and what it is, is strange and frightening to me" Abe Simpson
this has to be some tiktok bullshit that people started doing irl within the last month, and people are loving it - not that gen Z go to bars to talk to strangers so I suspect many people talking about it have never done it
personally, i find it hard to know who won given the can is opaque (he-he)
The widget would fuck up the reading anyway 😁. Yeah, I'm thinking new tiktok nonsense too. My son tends to give out to people who still demand a 2 part pour in pubs also, that's a problem technology solved about 30 years ago, there's a lot of bullshit around drinking Guinness
It 100% has existed in Scotland for a long time. Basically every Guinness drinker I’ve ever drank with has attempted it including folk from Dublin (however they might have acquired the habit here in Glasgow).
I work for a beer distribution company. Last St Patrick's day the Guinness corporate people put on a presentation for us pushing it pretty hard. I'd never heard of it before that though.
It has apparently been around for decades but not as much known as it is today. You probably did at one point here someone talk about it but just forgot or whatever. People were always doing things like this with alcohol. I remember people used to check the numbers on the bottom of bottles of Buckfast, 21 was the best one.
I learned about the Baader-meinhof phenomenon last week at a bar and now have seen like five references to it, sometimes I feel like I’m being gaslit into thinking these things always existed.
If it makes you feel any better, I've lived in Wisconsin since I was ten and everyone knows how alcoholic these fucks are, I'm old enough to have a kid now and this is literally the first time I've ever heard of this term, so it ain't just you
Most gays will drink straight men under the table. Look at what gays order in gay bars, it's not fancy cocktails with tons of colors and flavors, it's stuff like vodka soda at 95% vodka, jack and coke with just barely enough coke added for color, shots, and occasionally a beer, only when they need to sober up.
I don’t want to generalize, but I bartended my way through university, and I definitely noticed that gay dudes can throw them back more than any other demographic. They’re usually fucking hilarious and they tip really well, too, but that might have been due to the fact that I was a 21-22 year old, tall dude.
No only straight men have any alcohol that isn’t a vodka cranberry, gay bars actually don’t have any other liquids available and no homosexual man has ever had an appreciation for any alcohol, the gay community is definitely NOT known for our prodigious alcohol consumption.
Splitting the G is where you take a big swig out of a glass of Guinness and perfectly put it between the ornate G in their logo.
It's saying her gay best friend did something super masculine. Which, in the stereotype that gay men are effeminate, means you're realizing he's not actually gay.
Or my personal version where we don't have to account for homophobia, this guy is now finding himself weirdly attracted to the gay friend who is a pretty cool guy.
In this part of true lies he is finding out that this guy wants to try to sleep with his wife but he doesn’t know that he’s Arnold’s wife so he imagines himself beating his ass
I like this version so much better, but I'm also imagining a version where the dude is realizing "maybe a threesome IS possible" in that same direction XD
In hypothetical, they’d be “hanging out” with each other more often than she would with any overtly-straight guy friend… and… well, that’s basically it.
It leans hard on the idea that in the heat of the moment, she wouldn’t care/would be less inclined to react negatively when the gay friend gets, I guess, touchy with her? Basically it demands that the GF doesn’t keep her guard up the same way and never puts 2 and 2 together (or, doesn’t care to, I guess).
Practically, it’s stupid, but someone desperate might try it without sorting any sort of idea out.
In fairness, I (straight man) was once went to a gay club w/ a gay friend. On the dance floor, a woman (who thought I was gay) started dancing with me, grabbed my hands and put them on her tits. I played along ofc.
The logic conclusion of this is, I pretend I'm gay the whole time and say something like "I don't normally like girls, but you're making me think I'm straight!" Then I bang the girl. I didn't do this, but I bet I coulda.
Edit: This was the 90's! lol Seriously a different world.
Interesting. There's probably at least some person out there whose ego would enjoy the idea of 'converting' someone enough to find the idea appealing. I've heard a lot of gay porn has a plot line of 'Straight guy turned gay by sexy gay man', so I guess it's kind of the same idea.
Pretending to be gay as in having effeminate mannerism and coming off as definitely NOT like the other guys = not a threat in the mind of the woman = she can let down her guard.
The man pretending to be gay says all the right things, is emotionally intelligent, so on and so forth, to make her feel more comfortable and be more intimate with him (emotionally... But this opens the door, he intends to physical intimacy as well.)
How?
Part of the effeminate behavior is casually touching women in ways that a straight/traditionally more masculine man could not d/t her feeling (usually rightly so) that he wants something (i.e.: sex) from her.
But an arm around the shoulder, playfully touching her arm there, maybe even a kiss of the cheek?
All fair game for the "gay" guy.
He's just "affectionate".
He "doesn't mean anything by it" . 💅🏾
Ofc, at some point, after the friendship is "cemented", he reveals his ploy with hopes that the bond is so strong she won't want to leave.
Ofc, people tend not to like deception, so YMMV. 🤷🏾
I outed a guy like that. He practically groped the girls. I just said it outright in front of everyone, and he finally admitted that he was straight. Didn't even think that was a thing, but the way he touched those girls made me uncomfortable.
Wow, that’s wild. Luckily never encountered that. So literally just lying so you think you can be friends without having to worry if this guy is going to try to fuck you.
Thinking about how much is a perfect sip to take of a specific type of beer and naming it and thinking of that as a sign of masculinity seems very odd to me. Just drink the beer.
Splitting the G is just a small game/challenege that is sometimes played but more often not.
People here are suggesting it's a big deal when it really isn't.
It's also more like a gulp than a sip. You try to drink enough on your first drink so that it sits on the G when you place the glass on the table. If you miss, you just drink normally, if you split it, you still just drink normaly.
it is funny that it is considered 'super masculine' to ...take a moderately large sip of beer. Like congrats your bar for masculinity is something that every teenager in Ireland can do
If I recall correctly… gay people are wayyyy more likely to be alcoholics (raises hand)…. As masculine as splitting the G is meant to be, there’s plenty of us getting buttfucked on the regular that do it with ease.
Extremely funny considering how a lot of gay men are into hyper-masculinity to the point where Tom of Finland cartoons could EASILY be Alpha Male Grind motivational cartoons.
Having seen this, the look came from 2 of us and we now still hang out and 15 years later he still can pull that off. (he was a "bridesman" at the wedding)
Also in regard to the whole “gay best friend” thing implying feminine traits is so misguided because you can be a super gruff manly top. Gay guys go crazy for that type. Still gay but some of these dudes are a lot tougher than some straight guys.
Idk there’s no one size fits all things and it frustrates me when society puts them in a box.
Commentary on whether he is actually gay because he "spilts the g" in a Guinness drink. It's where you take a sip of Guinness where it perfectly splits the g between the foam and the beer.
Splitting the g is drinking from a glass of Guinness until the beer is right at the middle of the G. Hilariously enough I’ve only ever seen women do this. Then again I am a lesbian.
I have zero statistical proof to back this up, but I am almost 99% certain that gay men proportionately are much bigger alcoholics than men in general.
He is good at "splitting the G", which is finding the G-spot on the Guinness glass, which is where the letter G is located. But in men, the G-spot is in the butt, so if he is good at finding Gs, then damn, he gay. Arnold knows it.
Like with anything, doing it consistently requires practice. If you can constantly drink an exact amount of liquid, you must have practiced it quite a bit. Which means you’ve drunk a lot of beer. And yes, drinking beer is seen as masculine. Even if it isn’t actually inherently masculine, it’s certainly viewed that way.
So is it just me or is the new internet generation making up lingo unnecessarily for every damn thing that a human can do or think!?
I was there at the dawn of the internet really… Charlie the Unicorn, Stick Figures fighting each other, PowerThirst and all that, but we never spoke like ‘I’m so 2G1C right now…’
I didn't know what "splitting the G" meant until I read the comments.
I thought this meant that he fucked the gay friend to test if she was telling the truth, and immediately hit the G spot, realizing that he truly is gay.
The joke is homophobia, but if I'm being generous it's probably a scared, internalised homophobia caused by the writer's crippling insecurities about their masculinity.... insecurities which are probably well founded since their bar for what "masculine" is is so pitifully low and weird.
"Splitting the G" is new age kid slang for cutting a graham cracker crust pie perfectly in half. New age kids love graham cracker crust pies. The gay best friend cut the graham cracker crust pie so perfectly in half, or "split the G" that the Terminator (who new age kids also love) is looking at him with admiration and wondering how long he's been in the baked goods industry.
Acting like gay people can't like Guinness is so weird. Like. . . Guinness is already kind of fancy for dudebro beer drinkers. The people I know who have liked Guinness have been about equally male and female and had some gay people among them. Personally I can't stand the shit, beer that's primarily bitter is trash.
Splitting the G refers to taking a perfect first sip of Guinness which I assume would indicate he’s actually straight.
i learned about this last week at a bar and now have seen like 5 references to it, sometimes i feel like i'm being gaslit into thinking these things always existed
I have lived in Ireland for 47 years, visited hundreds, of pubs in my time and met and observed thousands of Guinness drinkers (prefer Smithwicks myself). It does not exist, the only place I have ever heard of splitting the G is reddit
Im from Tipperary and splitting the g has always been a thing round where I was anyway
Never heard of that place, now I'm even less sure if this isn't a gaslighting campaign.
To be fair it is a long way...
It is a long way to go.
To the sweetest girl I know
Goodbye Picadilly
Farewell Leicester Square
A long way to go...
Tipperary insanity
Pssh, gaslighting isn’t even a real thing.
But you love being gaslit.
Actually, it's pronounced "JAS-lie-ting". You've been saying it wrong this whole time.
It's only real gaslighting if it's from the Gascogne region of France.
Met a really cute Irish girl from Tipperary when I was like 9.
My mom would make fun of me because I clearly thought she was really cute and was acting a fool to get her attention.
.....now that I think about it my wife kinda looks like she did.
Why dont you have a seat right here ...
You Irishmen are truly always looking for something to fight over, huh? Lol /s
I'm a Dub, went to college in Sligo, family in Longford, Donegal, Cavan and Wexford (would have visited pubs regularly in all of them) honestly never heard of it before. Thought it was made up on the Internet, but if you do it in Tipp, fair enough
I'm a Dab, went to college in Binbur, family in Slimbub, Bobelorn and Hambsrab (visited at least 11 pubs regularly and 3 irregularly). I drink Guiness 3 times a day (preffer Pimpshwicks). I've heard splitting the G twice, but one doesn't count.
After reading this chain of posts, I feel like Elrond watching the fellowship introduce themselves.
The fellowship of the Irish.
We’re all singing the songs and smiling and we all hate each other. Except Thombill, he’s got a beautiful heart and a wonderful demeanor.
I’m Blorkin, son Pork, son of Biff from County Fripperary on the far side of Rattlin Bog.
I pledge my ukulele to the Fellowship.
Like I'm not sure which commenters are saying real things and which are just making up gibberish or if all of them are making up gibberish or none of them
I'm from Cork, I was a professional alcoholic for 34 years, visited thousands of pubs and drank thousands of pints of Guinness. I have ginger hair and wear green everyday, I dance to fiddle music and eat potatoes in every meal, including breakfast.
I've never heard of splitting the G until today.
Lol. This is what I imagined.
Need AMA thread.
I can’t become ginger after 45 years but otherwise I’d like to be you.
34 years? Some people choose their usernames, others earn them.
I’m dying where are all your upvotes
lmao XD 10/10
Are you from Middle Earth?
Me and my mates have been doing it since like 2015 we called it Guinness golf tho spitting the G became a main stream thing once the English found out about it
Man, it's fuckin wild that this has been going on for a decade and I never heard about it. "I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now, what I'm with is no longer it and what it is, is strange and frightening to me" Abe Simpson
It'll happen to you too
I’m here to echo your praise of Smithwicks. Sláinte.
this has to be some tiktok bullshit that people started doing irl within the last month, and people are loving it - not that gen Z go to bars to talk to strangers so I suspect many people talking about it have never done it
personally, i find it hard to know who won given the can is opaque (he-he)
The widget would fuck up the reading anyway 😁. Yeah, I'm thinking new tiktok nonsense too. My son tends to give out to people who still demand a 2 part pour in pubs also, that's a problem technology solved about 30 years ago, there's a lot of bullshit around drinking Guinness
It 100% has existed in Scotland for a long time. Basically every Guinness drinker I’ve ever drank with has attempted it including folk from Dublin (however they might have acquired the habit here in Glasgow).
Smithwicks is a vastly superior beer.
I work for a beer distribution company. Last St Patrick's day the Guinness corporate people put on a presentation for us pushing it pretty hard. I'd never heard of it before that though.
Or London… no surprise at all at all
Wicklow, Bray, Kilkenny. Never heard of this, first time today.
Love smithwicks
TEAM SMITHWICKS
Gotta admit, I agree. Smithwicks > Guinness
My father was horrified when he heard of the concept.'just drink your fucking pint'
Yes! Smithwicks! Its so much better.
It does exist. The reason you haven't seen it is because you've lived in Ireland for 47 years.
Love Smithwicks. It's hard to find in America but definitely one of my favorite beers
It has apparently been around for decades but not as much known as it is today. You probably did at one point here someone talk about it but just forgot or whatever. People were always doing things like this with alcohol. I remember people used to check the numbers on the bottom of bottles of Buckfast, 21 was the best one.
Baader-meinhof phenomenon
That's happening to me with the misuse of the word "payed" around reddit.
I'm seeing at least one post a day using very odd misspelling of "paid"
("payed" is an actual word but it is not being used in the context of these posts)
I learned about the Baader-meinhof phenomenon last week at a bar and now have seen like five references to it, sometimes I feel like I’m being gaslit into thinking these things always existed.
One of my favorite things to do is stock people’s profile for a few weeks after they first learn about Baader-Meinhof and mention it several times
Like in GTA when you steal a rare car and suddenly that same car starts spawning around you, but in different colors
Nooo, why would we be lying to you? I'm pretty sure I remember you saying splitting the G loads of times. You must be misremembering?
It suddenly became a thing among younger Australians. Might just be because we're boozers.
I heard about it at last year's work Xmas party but misunderstood and just downed the pint. Winner.
You see, this happens to me too, and i think that too.
Your comment just makes me think i am being gaslit into thinking this happens to everyone. I am in a truman show of some kind.
I heard about it on some YouTube pub crawl thing (I wanted check out interesting pubs to visit, don't judge, haha) sometimes this year.
I think it must be a Guinness guerilla marketing campaign.
If it makes you feel any better, I've lived in Wisconsin since I was ten and everyone knows how alcoholic these fucks are, I'm old enough to have a kid now and this is literally the first time I've ever heard of this term, so it ain't just you
It’s absolutely not a thing. This is an attempt at viral marketing by guiness
No, actually. Drinking beer is gay now. Sorry fellas.
DAGNABIT! Boy i tell ya what i tell ya i say i knew them curly mustached, craft breweries were up to no good!
Well, guess I'm gay now...
I've always found it odd that in North America drinking 5% is seen as traditionally masculine.
Most gays will drink straight men under the table. Look at what gays order in gay bars, it's not fancy cocktails with tons of colors and flavors, it's stuff like vodka soda at 95% vodka, jack and coke with just barely enough coke added for color, shots, and occasionally a beer, only when they need to sober up.
Cocktails are made with liquor. I'm getting far drunker on my lemon drop martinis than Chad McStraight is on Bud Lites.
There is the other end of the bell curve though, where said guy has somehow drank an entire 24 pack in 2 hours.
We drink beer as part of the cool down.
fr gay bars have the fattest pours
I don’t want to generalize, but I bartended my way through university, and I definitely noticed that gay dudes can throw them back more than any other demographic. They’re usually fucking hilarious and they tip really well, too, but that might have been due to the fact that I was a 21-22 year old, tall dude.
Thank God, I'll stick with my mimosas and white wine spritzers then
I'm confused - aren't gay people allowed to drink Guinness or something?
No only straight men have any alcohol that isn’t a vodka cranberry, gay bars actually don’t have any other liquids available and no homosexual man has ever had an appreciation for any alcohol, the gay community is definitely NOT known for our prodigious alcohol consumption.
Perfect first sip of Guinness just makes me think of lads who drink the first pint in one go
Or Irish
There is a phrase for doing a drink thing for a specific drink brand in a specific way? People need better hobbies, lol.
looks like a marketing gimmick
Yes...but people fall for it
Guinness drinkers and Jeep owners are the same type of weird
Splitting the G is where you take a big swig out of a glass of Guinness and perfectly put it between the ornate G in their logo.
It's saying her gay best friend did something super masculine. Which, in the stereotype that gay men are effeminate, means you're realizing he's not actually gay.
Or my personal version where we don't have to account for homophobia, this guy is now finding himself weirdly attracted to the gay friend who is a pretty cool guy.
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Of all the potentially triggering and offensive words in this, I feel like "dick" isn't the one that should have been censored
yours is better on the grounds that it made me laugh.
Also better because Arnold has the slightest smile so it's like... "yeah, I might like that."
At last.......I have managed to find my wife's 'G' spot....
....who would have thought her sister had it the whole time
In this part of true lies he is finding out that this guy wants to try to sleep with his wife but he doesn’t know that he’s Arnold’s wife so he imagines himself beating his ass
+1 to this, unexpected humor, love it
The real joke is always in the comments
Dude just realized the gay best friend gives better head than his girlfriend.
There is also the subtext that he is pretending to gay to steal his girlfriend. However because he split the G, the boyfriend is on to him.
I prefer my version:
There is also the subtext that he is pretending to gay to steal his girlfriend. However because he split the G, the boyfriend is into him.
Has the friend bought him a drink yet?!
I like this version so much better, but I'm also imagining a version where the dude is realizing "maybe a threesome IS possible" in that same direction XD
I mean, he got that throat control, right?
Pretending to be gay… to steal.. a woman? How would anyone actually do this lol.
In hypothetical, they’d be “hanging out” with each other more often than she would with any overtly-straight guy friend… and… well, that’s basically it.
It leans hard on the idea that in the heat of the moment, she wouldn’t care/would be less inclined to react negatively when the gay friend gets, I guess, touchy with her? Basically it demands that the GF doesn’t keep her guard up the same way and never puts 2 and 2 together (or, doesn’t care to, I guess).
Practically, it’s stupid, but someone desperate might try it without sorting any sort of idea out.
Thats literally how my piece of shit brother met his now wife when she was cheating on her ex husband.
In fairness, I (straight man) was once went to a gay club w/ a gay friend. On the dance floor, a woman (who thought I was gay) started dancing with me, grabbed my hands and put them on her tits. I played along ofc.
The logic conclusion of this is, I pretend I'm gay the whole time and say something like "I don't normally like girls, but you're making me think I'm straight!" Then I bang the girl. I didn't do this, but I bet I coulda.
Edit: This was the 90's! lol Seriously a different world.
Interesting. There's probably at least some person out there whose ego would enjoy the idea of 'converting' someone enough to find the idea appealing. I've heard a lot of gay porn has a plot line of 'Straight guy turned gay by sexy gay man', so I guess it's kind of the same idea.
This concept is always wild to me because it completely relies on ignoring the fact that bi people exist
Pretending to be gay as in having effeminate mannerism and coming off as definitely NOT like the other guys = not a threat in the mind of the woman = she can let down her guard.
The man pretending to be gay says all the right things, is emotionally intelligent, so on and so forth, to make her feel more comfortable and be more intimate with him (emotionally... But this opens the door, he intends to physical intimacy as well.)
How?
Part of the effeminate behavior is casually touching women in ways that a straight/traditionally more masculine man could not d/t her feeling (usually rightly so) that he wants something (i.e.: sex) from her.
But an arm around the shoulder, playfully touching her arm there, maybe even a kiss of the cheek?
All fair game for the "gay" guy.
He's just "affectionate". He "doesn't mean anything by it" . 💅🏾
Ofc, at some point, after the friendship is "cemented", he reveals his ploy with hopes that the bond is so strong she won't want to leave.
Ofc, people tend not to like deception, so YMMV. 🤷🏾
I outed a guy like that. He practically groped the girls. I just said it outright in front of everyone, and he finally admitted that he was straight. Didn't even think that was a thing, but the way he touched those girls made me uncomfortable.
Wow, that’s wild. Luckily never encountered that. So literally just lying so you think you can be friends without having to worry if this guy is going to try to fuck you.
I thought it was a cocaine reference. Ha.
I thought weed. How innocent of me
Thinking about how much is a perfect sip to take of a specific type of beer and naming it and thinking of that as a sign of masculinity seems very odd to me. Just drink the beer.
It's a fairly recent marketing gimmick
Splitting the G is just a small game/challenege that is sometimes played but more often not.
People here are suggesting it's a big deal when it really isn't.
It's also more like a gulp than a sip. You try to drink enough on your first drink so that it sits on the G when you place the glass on the table. If you miss, you just drink normally, if you split it, you still just drink normaly.
It’s because men are performative as fuck and have to behave an exact certain way to be acceptable
Its just a fun game isnt it? Never thought of it as anything else
it is funny that it is considered 'super masculine' to ...take a moderately large sip of beer. Like congrats your bar for masculinity is something that every teenager in Ireland can do
Yeah that tracks as I feel like splitting the G is really huge with Boomer men, who are homophobic as fuck
If I recall correctly… gay people are wayyyy more likely to be alcoholics (raises hand)…. As masculine as splitting the G is meant to be, there’s plenty of us getting buttfucked on the regular that do it with ease.
I like your version! My lord Arnold is famously homoerotic so I can easily see that sly gaze undressing their new "gay buddy"
Extremely funny considering how a lot of gay men are into hyper-masculinity to the point where Tom of Finland cartoons could EASILY be Alpha Male Grind motivational cartoons.
You just have to slightly crop out the kielbasa
https://preview.redd.it/xv0nj80q1s6g1.png?width=638&format=png&auto=webp&s=733299bddc5b946347f69e1b6a472c543c37d1ac
(Yes, the guy on the left is grabbing the guy on the right by his alpha stuff)
You’d think a gay man would take more head in a single swallow.
Now Giss.
The idea that drinking beer of all things is masculine will never not be hilarious.
Maybe not attracted, but knows he's got a new drinking buddy
Yeah! what’s more manly than fuckin other dudes?
.... I believe you... but thats so weird and specific.
Gay guys cant take big sips of a not very strong beer? 🤷♀️
Its manly to guzzle the first big sip? I dont get some aspects of male culture...
I think it's meant to mean he's experienced at drinking guiness, which is of course super cool for reasons.
I think it's meant to be seen as skillful to drink just the right amount
Nerd
So the dude is a top?
Spartans were gay because they were to masculine for women
Best friend is gay. If it werent for him proudly telling you he prefers cock you wouldnt have any idea he was gay by any of the things he does.
The idea that gay men cant be masculine is really hilarious to me. Just more propoganda to try and scare people into being straight
Having seen this, the look came from 2 of us and we now still hang out and 15 years later he still can pull that off. (he was a "bridesman" at the wedding)
Also in regard to the whole “gay best friend” thing implying feminine traits is so misguided because you can be a super gruff manly top. Gay guys go crazy for that type. Still gay but some of these dudes are a lot tougher than some straight guys.
Idk there’s no one size fits all things and it frustrates me when society puts them in a box.
You brought new dimensions into existence with your personal interpretation
Straight people lore goes crazy
just cause im a femboy doesnt mean I cant be an alcoholic
I'm a gold star gay who enjoys Budweiser (not Bud Light). The looks and comments I've received because of it are WILD.
Gold star gay means the only vagina you touched was at birth? Platinum is if you were a c-section?
A man of culture, I see
Aren't femboys usually racists and/or alcoholics?
Edit: this is obviously a joke chill out
Commentary on whether he is actually gay because he "spilts the g" in a Guinness drink. It's where you take a sip of Guinness where it perfectly splits the g between the foam and the beer.
I thought it meant that he cut up a gram (G) of coke perfectly, which meant he was her drug friend. Today I leaned was splitting a G is, lol.
Same here. To be fair, I have handled way more grams than glasses of Guinness though
OMG, glad it wasn’t just me that had the same thought
Sup fellow degens!!!
I thought it was G like GHB since that’s used as a party drug too
Wow I had no idea gay men are incapable of drinking beer
Learn something new every day, I guess! I’ll go inform all my gay friends! I’m sure they’ll be receptive! :P
Especially if you meet them at the gay BAR. 😂🤦
They gay guy in the meme is still gay, you're just so impressed by his splitting of the G that you have also become gay.
Seriously. Have you seen a gay club. Those boys are drunk.
Wait until you learn that WOMEN can drink beer too 🤯
Am i cooked i read the image like this
https://preview.redd.it/f205epy8ao6g1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50eb6cad58fd3337b7f8e024a1e5f8bc1a5e3413
Im not high and I understood the same thing
I thought the same thing. And was like, “How would he know that?”
That's how I read it too.
Splitting the g is drinking from a glass of Guinness until the beer is right at the middle of the G. Hilariously enough I’ve only ever seen women do this. Then again I am a lesbian.
I mean with enough practice… something something cunnilingus
Ah, but splitting the G actually is proof! You see Guinness tastes just like the gays' favorite food: ass.
You’re better off not knowing, it’s dumb af.
I have zero statistical proof to back this up, but I am almost 99% certain that gay men proportionately are much bigger alcoholics than men in general.
Not every gay dude is effeminate
I misread it as “hits the g spot” lol
If you are afraid a gay/effeminate guy is gonna steal your woman you need to out gay him.
Your girls cheating on you, and you're too stupid to tell whetyer or not someone's gay
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I never see any actual masculine dudes enjoy Guinness. Its always the basic ass pilsners
I've got the thrills for the pils
A pils has more body and alcohol than a Guinness.
Do gay people not drink light beer?
And regular beer, lagers, ipas, etc. turns out “gay” doesn’t make you appreciate drinking any more or less.
He is good at "splitting the G", which is finding the G-spot on the Guinness glass, which is where the letter G is located. But in men, the G-spot is in the butt, so if he is good at finding Gs, then damn, he gay. Arnold knows it.
Here is what it means to split the G.
And people use this as.......a sign of masculinity? Somehow? I just don't understand what this is supposed to signify?
Like with anything, doing it consistently requires practice. If you can constantly drink an exact amount of liquid, you must have practiced it quite a bit. Which means you’ve drunk a lot of beer. And yes, drinking beer is seen as masculine. Even if it isn’t actually inherently masculine, it’s certainly viewed that way.
He's splitting her G(iner) for sure
No logo on the foam
If there’s one thing I know: gay dudes NEVER drink to excess —This Joke.
So is it just me or is the new internet generation making up lingo unnecessarily for every damn thing that a human can do or think!?
I was there at the dawn of the internet really… Charlie the Unicorn, Stick Figures fighting each other, PowerThirst and all that, but we never spoke like ‘I’m so 2G1C right now…’
Back then english was english!
That sounds like the wankest most dogshit ‘man’ test I’ve ever read.
I didn't know what "splitting the G" meant until I read the comments.
I thought this meant that he fucked the gay friend to test if she was telling the truth, and immediately hit the G spot, realizing that he truly is gay.
The joke is homophobia, but if I'm being generous it's probably a scared, internalised homophobia caused by the writer's crippling insecurities about their masculinity.... insecurities which are probably well founded since their bar for what "masculine" is is so pitifully low and weird.
"Splitting the G" is new age kid slang for cutting a graham cracker crust pie perfectly in half. New age kids love graham cracker crust pies. The gay best friend cut the graham cracker crust pie so perfectly in half, or "split the G" that the Terminator (who new age kids also love) is looking at him with admiration and wondering how long he's been in the baked goods industry.
Acting like gay people can't like Guinness is so weird. Like. . . Guinness is already kind of fancy for dudebro beer drinkers. The people I know who have liked Guinness have been about equally male and female and had some gay people among them. Personally I can't stand the shit, beer that's primarily bitter is trash.
I think that this might be because the friend is Aussie?
Why would he have ordered a Guinness?
Mom I’m gonna go split a few G’s
Men really cant even drink a beer without people thinking about their sexuality 😔
But what if I think that thinking certain beers are more masculine than others is gay?
I’m pretty sure gays are expert alcoholics so not surprising
I'm supposed to sleep but now I'm craving for a Guinness... no, better a Beamish!
Op Doesn’t know what a masc gay person is
Point of Guinness please. No logo in my foam.
I never knew gay men weren’t allowed to drink Guinness. Learn something new everyday