Fifa fealty by Zapiro
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  • 194 points Beyond_the_one

    Surprisingly, this was announced a couple days later. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/nyregion/soccer-corruption-charges-fox-employee.html

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    24 points wggn

    that was cheap

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    17 points SpenglerPoster

    Why don't we just start a gofundme to bribe the Americans to honour laws and agreements and to act with dignity?

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    1 points Cameleopar

    A small step from anti-antifa to pro-FIFA.

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    -4 points [deleted]

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    5 points Beyond_the_one

    https://apnews.com/article/soccer-investigation-hernan-lopez-full-play-64b611a13832119be4c001e8a3408bcf

    https://www.usnews.com/news/world/articles/2025-12-10/prosecutors-move-drop-soccer-bribery-case-new-york-times-reports

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    1 points kaisadilla_

    Just press F9 (Reader view), and if the text is still not there, then press F5 (refresh).

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  • 347 points Maeglin75

    Or FIFA recognized that Trump is an easy to manipulate buffoon with the mind of a toddler and just bribed him with some worthless trash.

    Either way, it's embarrassing for everyone.

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    91 points Tribolonutus

    Exactly this. 100% this. And Americans have chosen basically a GROWN CHILD as their president! That is just astounding!

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    33 points DaysedAndRefused

    We have the south, they not only fought a war against the rest of us for slavery, then lost and kept basically doing the same thing for 100 years, but they inspired the Nuremberg Laws and black GIs came home from liberating Europe to Lynch mobs.

    The problem with the internet is that while it gave a voice to the voiceless, some of those really need to stfu for a reason.

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    1 points WiggleMyTail2Bladee

    Let's not pretend that the union was also racist but only a bit less.

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    1 points DaysedAndRefused

    Congratulations, you found literally the only defense southerners use when confronted by their 'heritage', you know, the one they claim to be so proud of and build statues for.

    As a brown person who lived there, comparing racism in the rest of the country to racism in the south is like comparing racist and sexist suburban kids to the literal taliban, they're not even the same sport, the south plays pro because it's literally the only thing they have or ever had, it is their true identity, their defining ethos, that they are 'The Real Americans' because they're white Christian.

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    12 points clonedhuman

    The Republicans in the United States have effectively weaponized the stupidest citizens against the rest of us.

    It's the same thing the fascists are doing everywhere across the planet, all bankrolled by the same twenty (or so) billionaires.

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    48 points unit5421

    A prize is a prize, wel meant or not. If the reward is worth near nothing then it still devalues all other rewards they give out.

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    6 points throwaway490215

    I get the moral absurdity, but what the fuck are you talking about?

    Their calculation is pretty clear. You might devalue their other rewards, but the potential of more buy-in from the US population increases its value far more.

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    1 points laplongejr

    then it still devalues all other rewards they give out.

    Who gave ANY VALUE to a FIFA prize for world peace to begin with?
    What will it be then, Musk's prize for journalistic integrity?

    That's like a gaming speedrunner being in the Guiness Book of Records, while the community records show people with peer-reviewed better scores.

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    10 points Terrible_Stick_7562

    The DOJ suddenly dropped two cases they had basically won against some FIFA officials on Monday

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    6 points agumonkey

    the whole planet understood this very rapidly (see the england royalty invites and everything)

    what astonishes me is how the show keeps going on.. i'd never expect to see a decade long, worldwide, 'emperor is naked' livestream .. yet here we are

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    1 points SoupSpelunker

    It's a bug to spy on sir fartsalot

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    1 points Ne_zievereir

    Well not FIFA, Infantino, but yes, exactly that.

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    1 points Educational-Can-2653

    Yeah, say whatever you want about FIFA (they totally deserve it), but this might be the most cost efficient bribe in history.

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    1 points Outsider-Trading

    Trump is an easy to manipulate buffoon with the mind of a toddler

    Wow, sounds like European GDP will be racing past US GDP, and startups will be flocking to Europe, that being the case... Any minute now!

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  • 44 points PositivePrimary6904

    He does the same to his good friend Putin and Arab leaders he is worse than Sepp Blatter ever was his back pockets are full of money

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    7 points HumongousBelly

    It’s a human centipede of the most corrupt bums ever to disgrace mankind with their existence.

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    3 points scarlettforever

    FIFA is the most corrupt organisation on par with the Olympics committee

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  • 27 points Scarred_wizard

    Unfortunately, heads of many worldwide sports organizations are often corrupt bootlickers to this or that politician.

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    8 points Specialist_Iron8699

    They don’t even have to be bootlickers man, they’re just corrupt.

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    3 points HedonisticPenguin

    it has completely turned me off from following professional team sports. I feel like a fool having wasted my youth “showing allegiance” to any professional team. it’s all about the money, nobody gives a shit about ethics, fans or even the sport itself.

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    2 points Dear_Chasey_La1n

    I bet FIFA pulled out an amazing deal from Trump. When IOC comes to town, they will demand all sorts of benefits, a cut from hotel sales, a cut from logistics, basically everything they earn from. That's how the IOC rolls.

    I bet FIFA behind the scenes cut a similar deal that coming to the US in exchange for a gold plated turd that got gifted to Trump to stroke his ego, in return they are getting billions and... I wouldn't be even surprised there is a kick back to Trump again because everyone knows he likes a little bit of extra grifting.

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    2 points Beyond_the_one

    FIFA puts the local politicians on their World Cup board and then they all get a share of the profits. They did the same in the South African World Cup Soccer 2010.

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    1 points GewoneNederlander

    Many players are the same unfortunately

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    -1 points Ice_performance_

    What you want to say is that "anyone that doesn't follow your opinion is corrupt"

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    1 points laplongejr

    No, "anyone that doesn't believe bribes are bad are corrupt"
    Which... is true.

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  • 17 points Freibeuter86

    At least his haircut makes thing easier for both sides.

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  • 18 points ApprehensiveBed6296

    FIFA which supported slave-like work in Qatar? That FIFA? nooooooooooo waaaaay

    /s

    they always were scum ready to sell their souls and children

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    2 points CuteLittleButts

    I mean, the World Cup in Qatar had record viewership. I bet next year will be even better. Reddit vastly overestimates how much people in the real world actually care about all of this.

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    1 points laplongejr

    Yeah, but this time worldwide newspapers had a laugh for a moment.

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  • 9 points snoopyjcw

    F' them both. Greedy narcissistic criminals

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  • 5 points AlertPiglet8502

    looks like fifa found the one haircut that doubles as a handle for bribery season

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  • 6 points Island_Monkey86

    Now Trump needs his head up Russia ass and the image is complete

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  • 4 points AbominableGoMan

    To think that the righteous, upright, incorruptible House of FIFA would be brought so low as to indulge in corruption and immorality in the service of a tyrant.

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  • 3 points Silly_Statement7614

    I like how the trophy looks like hands are dragging the Earth down to hell and it's a rather fitting design given whose name is on it.

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  • 3 points 100percent_right_now

    I figure it was a face to face meeting up Trump's ass since his own head is always up there too

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  • 5 points Krnu777

    Disgraceful indeed

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  • 5 points Loud-Process7413

    When you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice, you may know that your society is doomed.

    Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged.

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    8 points UrUrinousAnus

    Stopped clock moment.

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  • 2 points Fit-Code4123

    Even US is in chaos since he entered office and u r giving him peace price

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  • 2 points Electrical_Top656

    if obama did this while in office, the dumb people of America would have been fuming

    but it's completely ok when this idiot does it

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  • 2 points downtodowning

    This is pretty accurate.

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  • 2 points NoNotice2137

    FIFA is a bunch of corrupt bootlickers? That's new, I haven't heard that yet. Good thing they at least didn't organize any of their events on a fucking desert on stadiums built with slave labor

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  • 2 points Massive-Challenge273

    See they announced ticket prices, £3,000 for the cheapest final ticket and £160~ for Group games.

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  • 2 points Yog_Sothtoth

    This is profundly unfair, Infantino's head is not the only part of him actually inserted into Trump's anus. He's at least half in.

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  • 1 points thethirdtree

    Since I watched John Stewart, I can't not see Trump's Balls tickled by everyone as the price symbol.

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  • 1 points ChristianZX

    Marvelous how clear Infantinos pronunciation still is. He seems to have much practice.

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  • 1 points Any_Drink_2140

    this is so true. cant disagree in anyway

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  • 1 points Prok-

    Fútbol, el deporte más corrupto

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  • 1 points Metrologer

    Isn't that more like FIFA fecalty?

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    1 points Beyond_the_one

    https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fealty

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  • 1 points fusilaeh700

    u/zapiro it would be nice if you could add trumps left hand passing money to infantino

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  • 1 points Ok-Employee9010

    I think it's time for a new and more ethical Fifa, maybe it will attract all the costumers back it lost over the last years

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    1 points GottaUseEmAll

    Have they lost a significant number of customers?

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  • 1 points Purgii

    Anyone with half a brain knows the deal.

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  • 1 points Mental-Ad5328

    That's so lateral.

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  • 1 points mfro001

    Birds of a feather flock together.

    Or: two ruthless idiots found each other.

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  • 1 points Zardoz_Wearing_Pants

    Perhaps this is the reason for his unusual stance that people have commented on? 

    Although when it comes to creatively making money for himself, not sure who is most accomplished.   tRump by value, but none of what is happening is his idea, so would be an interesting gameshow..

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  • 1 points PeterMus

    The First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence

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  • 1 points Xen0byte

    I, for one, have embraced this having happened. It was an embarrassment of a ceremony and an absolute humiliation for both Trump and Infantino. I can't imagine any sane person watching that and not feeling embarrassed for both of them and/or just laughing out loud.

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    1 points itssomedudeguy

    I look at it as a massive troll on Trump by Fifa and that everyone in Fifa is in on the joke. 

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  • 1 points CaptainObviousssssss

    Same with messi's awards

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  • 1 points TheBigMoogy

    They bought him for a cheap ceremony and a bit of brass. That's far from ass-licking, they're gonna get so many bribes now that USA probably has bids for future tournaments.

    It does reflect badly on DonOld.

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  • 1 points Dipsnayee

    FIFA bend over for anyone, even the tangerine toddler!

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  • 1 points ajtrolls

    Yeah, deeply. Real deeply

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  • 1 points toorandomguy

    Oh god

    The human CentiPedo

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  • 1 points BennyMound

    Ban FIFA

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  • 1 points Baz_123

    The cringiest thing since cringe became a thing and potus couldn't see it.

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  • 1 points Lore86

    They tarnished the good name of the FIFA peace award.

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  • 1 points Takeshi-Ishii

    r/technicallythetruth

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  • 1 points bwoah07_gp2

    Yup, exactly. He's a brown noser

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  • 1 points PilotKnob

    If it wants a smooth World Cup, it presents the Fascist a trophy.

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  • 1 points MacIomhair

    The FIFA Holiday Special was excruciating. Only missing Bea Arthur and Jefferson Starship.

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  • 1 points Amazing_Athlete_2265

    Needs to go deeper

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  • 1 points Dephazz80

    This should be depicted on a huge banner unfurled during the opening match of the World Cup. MAFIFA 💩

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  • 1 points jalal82

    Peace awards getting stranger every year lately

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  • 1 points BroccoliClock

    Genuinely surprised the name "Gianni Epsteintino" hasn't been doing the rounds.

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  • 1 points railwayed

    Zapiro is an excellent political cartoonist. During the Jacob Zuma years, he always drew Zuma with a showerhead. In fact, the documentary about him is called "The Showerhead"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHk_5U2kfBs

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  • 1 points dlux626

    Bitches better kiss that ass.

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  • 1 points monk16seaton

    MAGA southerners may be white but they sure as HELL ain’t Christian’s.

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  • 1 points Mental_Victory946

    Fifa as in soccer?

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  • -1 points Ok-Baaat

    Highest upvoted posts on this subreddit are always political cartoons.

    Basically just worthless meme content at this point

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  • 1 points Noax0242

    Why is reddit filled with leftists that dont understand anything? Morons

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    1 points Dangerous_Jacket_129

    Because compared to the rest of the world: The US is very right-leaning, so everything else seems like "leftists" to you.

    But by all means, explain why FIFA, a soccer league known for corruption and exploitation, suddenly invented a "peace prize" to give to Trump, right after Trump constantly said he wants the Nobel peace prize?

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    1 points Every-Switch2264

    Probably because anything left of fascist looks like a leftist to you

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