How to make the process of making coffee sounds intellectual like a scientific experiment

44 points RepublicAggressive92

I didn't authorize my butler to post this on her social media

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3 points Crazy_Cat_Dude2

Apparently we share the same butler. Unacceptable.

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2 points Poster_Nutbag207

Why didn’t she just go into finance so she could have her butler do this?

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16 points rudeson

Just shut up and make me a coffee butler

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11 points ButtScoot2Glory

I’ve required my last 7 iterations of butlers to have at least a masters and 6,000 hours in the lab before attempting to pull a shot for me.

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8 points AnlamK

I would fire my butler immediately for cause if she gave me commentary like this while preparing my drink.

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3 points ziptiefighter

Plot twist... your butler is deus ex machina! The butler uprising is inevitable.

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7 points wopnerUBNT

As if they allow female scientists.... Nice try butler.

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2 points animalcreature

/uj I made a similar joke and got my account flagged for hate speech. Imagine being so dense you get upset by a comment in a circlejerk subreddit.

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1 points wopnerUBNT

/uj okay, that's sort of insane.... But then again, I am not surprised, there is a decided lack of appetite for humor in general.

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2 points beeglowbot

this is a shit post right? (OOP not OP)

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2 points BenLouisMusic

Im 99.99% sure shes jus being silly

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1 points ThrobbingPurpleVein

My butler's child was unfortunate enough to be born in the wrong gender so she had no choice but to go into science instead of following into her father's most honourable profession.

I'm almost sad about it. Almost.

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1 points Krauser_Kahn

only lasted 10 seconds, can't bring me to watch the whole thing

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1 points SadBoy02

No safety glasses but lab coat and gloves on? Lol

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1 points beeclam

Science is freaking epic 🤪

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