Tongues vs Tongs
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  • 6 points SoulSearcher_42

    Honestly, 99% certain that's not Engrish, but high school dropout.

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  • 3 points Addicted-2Diving

    Lol

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  • 6 points Realistic_FinlanBoll

    How convenient, im actually a frog so my tongue is all i use to pick up things!!! 😂

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  • 3 points random420x2

    This could be any store in the USA, I have to check that word every time. 😁

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  • 5 points Professional-Way1908

    Great idea! As tongs have shown to be so unsanitary, Tounges have been seen as a more portable and clean choice.

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    6 points MagicTomatoes

    “Tongue” ;)

    Every time someone misspells it as “tounge”, I think it is a portmanteau of tongue + lounge.

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    4 points Intrepid-Benefit1959

    loungin’ on the tongue

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  • 6 points Yukahu02

    That tongue ta tongue tongue tongue

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    2 points R0thbard_

    Awl knight lawn

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  • 3 points UppedVotes

    Use tongues

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  • 3 points ThebigboyBubba

    Mine!

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  • 9 points Familiar_Voice502

    Don't mind if I do-

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  • 8 points guffton

    My germs!

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  • 15 points Bewear_Star_9

    Don't mind if I do 👅💦

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  • 10 points [deleted]

    Obviously. What else will know my favourite flavour of donut?

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    8 points WillyDAFISH

    typically I just use my night vision goggles to find out but this makes so much more sense

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  • 3 points Neither-Attention940

    I feel like this gets posted about once a month lol

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  • 15 points deadbeef1a4

    Ariana Grande wrote this

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    2 points disaster_dessert

    LMFAOOOOOO

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  • 31 points Drycabin1

    Will do.

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  • 35 points DrLiverSlide

    👅

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  • 14 points KirbyMario12345

    Maybe they just mean point at it with your tongue

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  • 42 points Wonderful_Audience60

    better than "thongs"

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  • 23 points JustinTime1229

    Yoshi's favorite bakery 

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  • 29 points sharkyire

    Don't mind if I do

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  • 44 points El_Nathan_

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    7 points ThePenguinBird

    レロレロレロレロ

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  • 64 points cybermusicman

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  • 27 points UnusualPete

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  • 32 points Secure-Acanthisitta1

    r/boneappletea

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  • 33 points Accomplished-Ad3080

    * This one tastes good, but I want one better. I'll put this one back and try another. Nope not that one either.

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  • 28 points XXEpicXZombieXX

    Page 1/8 found

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  • 20 points Dayvid56

    Tongues? You managed to spell tongues but couldn't manage tongs?

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  • 40 points Hyderite

    Well, don't mind if I do.

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    34 points Reese_Withersp0rk

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  • 30 points Nothingisperfect33

    Ok, if you insist.

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  • 46 points Karl_L_Hungus

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  • 16 points [deleted]

    finally. 😉

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  • 24 points HdBanger

    I swear they mean thongs….so much more interesting

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  • 14 points More_Education4434

    OK, no problem. 🫡

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  • 24 points blockerside

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  • 28 points TimePractice4684

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  • 18 points Mikey_Meatballs

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  • 13 points purplepunc

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  • 23 points DigMeTX

    Ok, but you better not call the cops.

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  • 22 points HATECELL

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    1 points Bewear_Star_9

    Cute frog

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  • 45 points Ok_Reflection8696

    I’m more concerned with that serial killer handwriting

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    9 points Tahmas836

    Collect my pages.

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    27 points Justist

    At least you now know what awaits you when you don't use your tongue 💀

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  • 50 points KillAllLawyers

    Arianna Grande, it's your time to shine

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    5 points Icy-Cartoonist-2102

    She immediately came to mind upon seeing that sign 😆. She needs to pose next to it.

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    10 points btmg1428

    This sign needs a better font. Ariana Grande might just work.

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    2 points not1orangebut2

    I laughed out loud, thank you 😂

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  • 13 points Acceptable_Gap9678

    Please use a printer or at least a sharpie to professionally write suggestion to customer signs, thx!

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  • 11 points rditorx

    Not their mother tongue, or is it? 😏 Yo momma...

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  • 20 points Marus1

    Thongs obviously

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  • 14 points CanOfDew132

    r/boneappletea

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  • 2 points Atalant

    I am not picking anything from that counter!

    That is just a regular mispelling.

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    3 points Tight_Win_6945

    Good joke. I wonder how many missed your misspelling of “misspelling.”

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  • 9 points maxru85

    Thongs

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  • 33 points sammy-taylor

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  • 28 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    7 points Notemy

    exactly where my mind went xD

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  • 8 points No-Airline-2823

    Might as well change that P to an L

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    15 points Personal_Exchange248

    "Llease use tongues to lick lastries"

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    11 points No-Airline-2823

    Lerfect.

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    6 points Personal_Exchange248

    "Whats for dinner?" "Lizza with a garnish of basil and lesto, and for dessert, we have some alllelie and- oh look a slider!"

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    2 points KirbyMario12345

    I see "slider" and I immediately think of the Super Mario 64 track of the same name.

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    2 points No-Airline-2823

    Mmmm slider.

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  • 2 points noneedforfuss

    At least they tried, lmao

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  • 4 points XPBackup2001

    r/overlyrepostedimages

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  • 6 points Pipija_Banana

    I've always used thongs though

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    2 points swampertDbest

    Only if you change them 2 times a day

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  • 7 points Wise_Geekabus

    So, you’ve got to be a giraffe then.

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    2 points danielscissorhands

    Or Gene Simmons

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  • 10 points Saarfall

    As a dyslexic person, I see nothing wrong here! I always slurp up my morning doghnut. 

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    4 points [deleted]

    As long as the dog is consenting!

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  • 15 points duckchukowski

    I KNOW WHAT I SAID

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    3 points 6869ButterNotFly

    I said what I said, and all I have to add is YUM

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  • 11 points DoisMaosEsquerdos

    Just looks like misspelled native English rather than Engrish.

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  • 9 points yokune_65

    r/theyknew

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    1 points Addicted-2Diving

    👀

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