I think it makes it less funny because speech to text will always just do that— speech to text. If an actual human somehow thought this should go on a sign, they are incredibly dumb. That's funny to me.
This is from a Kmart I believe, which used Windows 98 for most of their systems on the store I believe. So this may have been written on some pretty old OS!
Oh my Todd! As Todd is my witness, I thought all toys were located. Now it's been take and we must remove, for Todd's sake. Todd have mercy, what a Todd damned fiasco this is turning out to be.
Listen here Todd, if you don't go help that customer right now, you're fired.
Go and help them Todd
She's not my mother, Todd
Thanks, Todd
so help me todd
Todd Help is the name, being a customer is his game.
Thanks, Bob! 😆🤣
I guess Todd better help that customer.
FFS Todd! Help the damn customer already!
r/funnysigns
I don't know, try asking Todd?
Read that in a Yoda voice!
Help that customer you will, Todd!
Let me guess... SA?
Sexual assault ??
I think South Asia
Sexual Africa actually
Yeah I know, I just refuse to use /s
Fair
it's like they were using voice to text and then noticed todd just standing there while a customer looked confused
You're welcome, kids.
Todd Help that customer. Todd Help us all.
In Todd we trust.
That's sofa king we Todd Ed.
Praise “Bob”
English is my first language and I still have no idea what they're trying to say
Ask Todd
I think someone did talk to text and then printed it out for some reason???
That makes the most sense tbh
Sign is a printout of the boss’ last four text messages
the Bob in question:
Thanks bob, it’s a shame that you got overtook by Clippy. Okay, Todd, now help that random customer over there.
Holy shit it’s literally John Microsoft Bob
Bob was having a little giggle fit while writing that last line, guaranteed.
Thanks bob
Why can't you be more like Bob, Todd? I never have to remind him to do his job right
Bob already replaced the toys that were take. Good thing he knows where they are locate.
May Todd have mercy on us all
-Skyrim players
So did Todd help that customer?
OMG this is the first time this sub has come up in my feed in years! I miss this stuff so much....
Get to work Todd!
Did Todd help the customer yet?
He's on it
Todd help that customer
If Bob found the toys, why is he asking Todd to help the customer????
Goddamn it, Todd!
Clean up your shit!
It makes my head hurt, so it TOTALLY counts!!
Goddammit Todd, do your job
r/ihadastroke
Legend has it, Todd still hasn't helped that customer.
Where tf is Todd?????
Yeah, but what about the Dufresnes?
Todd, we're going to fire your ass...
https://imgur.com/gallery/one-of-mr-peanutbutters-banners-PbM7xtO
Exactly what I thought of.
"Who?"
~Todd
It's David the customer
Todd?!? Where ya at buddy??
i like to imagine it was speech to text
Makes it even funnier
I think it makes it less funny because speech to text will always just do that— speech to text. If an actual human somehow thought this should go on a sign, they are incredibly dumb. That's funny to me.
This is from a Kmart I believe, which used Windows 98 for most of their systems on the store I believe. So this may have been written on some pretty old OS!
Thanks,
Funny-Joke4521
Frances leaves to find Todd...
Todd help us all.
For the love of Todd.
"And I'm getting really sick of guys named Todd!"
God Todd Howard
Talk to Text
Wtf Bob
Todd the good for nothing.
Yeah, THANKS, Bob.
Looks like a text I told Siri to write
TODD ?! ARE YOU HELPING THAT CUSTOMER ????
r/cakewrecks
I pray to Todd, that customer gets the help they need.
Please remove if take has such a Try finger but hole energy.
Behold, dog
TODD
Fucking Todd
Todd had to help the customer!
Poor Todd whose fate was sealed to work in retail because his last name is “Help.”
Todd.
Todd Help
Todd Help That
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You can sing this to the tune of Don’t Stand So Close to Me by the Police.
Thank you
Go help them !
The workplace equivalent of, “ happy birthday in red and underlined Cassie exclamation point smiley face” written on a cake
Poor Todd. Getting called out on the sign.
Yeah! C’mon, Todd. Yeesh
Did they try to make that with "speech to text", got interrupted then ran with it anyway.
“Speech to printer” like a boss because nobody got time for that
When you're dictating your message into Google translate, and Todd is fucking off again.
Fucking, Todd. That last line got me rolling! 🤣😂
Only by the grace of Almighty Todd will you be helped.
Yeah Todd, get in with it!
I would be so happy if the bottom looked like a command. “TODD HELP THAT CUSTOMER”
Bob
WTF are waiting for Tod. I tell take care customer fousan time. Now I make sign post. Make you do.
Ah, Mr. Washy Washy has joined the festivities!
We Todd Ed
Sofa king we Todd Ed!
That was physically painful to read
Bob Loblaw's Law Blog
Todd help me
Fuck todd!
r/FuckTodd
Bob = good employee
Todd = doesn't care about customers
Tod is getting high in the storage room
Again. Dammit Todd, we have customers!
Let he who has not boofed meth in the walk-in cooler cast the first stone.
COME ON TODD
The way it's in a different font size makes it look more intentionally added
FFS Todd, not like that !
Oh my Todd! As Todd is my witness, I thought all toys were located. Now it's been take and we must remove, for Todd's sake. Todd have mercy, what a Todd damned fiasco this is turning out to be.
My elderly friend sends me texts like this when she forgets to turn off the mic. Did Bob dictate this poster???
I was about to say… sounds like he typed it on a phone but used Speech-to-Text. 😂 This is what editors are for!
Thanks, Bob.
A 15 degree per hour drift
Was this generated by speech-to-text?
Todd
Get off your butt Todd!
chill out, todd will help the customer
Maybe Todd remove if take? Stupid Todd!
The bottom sort of looks like a r/peanutbutterisoneword
I was thinking r/oddlyspecific
Hopefully Todd helped Bob, that customer.
Did he help him??