It was like this when I showed up, I swear
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  • 97 points TooClose4Missiles

    Did PD try giving him narcan?

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    23 points -Blade_Runner-

    No, but they administered shock via taser.

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    3 points 3d_photon

    Classic fentynOwl overdose.

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  • 29 points YeetboiMcDab

    Show him Out of Service Mechanical, he's pining for the fjords

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    4 points JustHankerton

    Beautiful plumeage

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  • 22 points DM0331

    Hopefully yall didn’t work him.

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    14 points amothep8282

    Could be avian flu. In which case CMS requires 30ml/kg of fluid in the first hour or they ding your reimbursement. Fuck it, just start vancomycin and Zosyn to be safe.

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  • 17 points -Blade_Runner-

    Bring it to fire department, they’ll figure out a way to cook it.

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  • 11 points wandering_ghostt

    Cmon buddy it’s 3am you can’t sleep in the street, just a couple steps this way

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  • 11 points manidhatetobealivern

    Poor guy. Looks like some kind of nightjar with the stripes on the wings and tail. Where approximately did you see it?

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    2 points EastLeastCoast

    I think those look more like owl feet.

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    1 points SparkyDogPants

    Hopefully op didn’t keep a feather or anything since it’s illegal

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  • 11 points Common-Signature-188

    Did you have a backer?

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  • 6 points RandomandFunny

    Sorry that you’re stuck running calls in Blade Runner 2049 era.

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  • 8 points Street-Inevitable358

    This makes me sad :(

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  • 5 points sdb00913

    Owl be right back 🦉

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  • 4 points goliath1515

    I JUST talked to the patient a few minutes ago! He was up and alert!

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  • 3 points Thnowball

    /u/slivermcsilverson were you around for the grilled owl

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    2 points SliverMcSilverson

    I was not, I only heard the stories and saw the pictures a few months later

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  • 2 points TsarKeith12

    😭😭😭 "Hey man I gotta call out for the day i'm no use to anyone in this mental state"

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  • 2 points Cdragotta

    Isn’t at seven hours, bad luck if you run over a hawk?

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  • 2 points stabbingrabbit

    He was fine when I checked on him 10 min ago

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  • 2 points Dirty_Diesels

    Tell him to get up and clock his ass back in, we got calls to run. If he keeps laying there then we’re gonna give him the call dodger of the year award

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  • 2 points TheVillain117

    At least you can tell what it was. A few years ago I vaporized a cobra chicken doing 70mph. An explosion of feathers and bologna mist had us thinking it would be an awful mess to clean up back at the station, but there really wasn't.

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  • 1 points duckmuffins

    Reminds me of the time A Shift hit a dog in the engine on the way to a call and made PD scrape it up with a shovel. They got us back and put it in our dumpster though. Was weird coming in and the first thing they said at handoff was “Don’t look in the dumpster”.

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  • 1 points Previous-Visual7104

    Hah two C. diff pts worth of bad luck

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