Could be avian flu. In which case CMS requires 30ml/kg of fluid in the first hour or they ding your reimbursement. Fuck it, just start vancomycin and Zosyn to be safe.
Tell him to get up and clock his ass back in, we got calls to run. If he keeps laying there then we’re gonna give him the call dodger of the year award
At least you can tell what it was. A few years ago I vaporized a cobra chicken doing 70mph. An explosion of feathers and bologna mist had us thinking it would be an awful mess to clean up back at the station, but there really wasn't.
Reminds me of the time A Shift hit a dog in the engine on the way to a call and made PD scrape it up with a shovel. They got us back and put it in our dumpster though. Was weird coming in and the first thing they said at handoff was “Don’t look in the dumpster”.
Did PD try giving him narcan?
No, but they administered shock via taser.
Classic fentynOwl overdose.
Show him Out of Service Mechanical, he's pining for the fjords
Beautiful plumeage
Hopefully yall didn’t work him.
Could be avian flu. In which case CMS requires 30ml/kg of fluid in the first hour or they ding your reimbursement. Fuck it, just start vancomycin and Zosyn to be safe.
Bring it to fire department, they’ll figure out a way to cook it.
Cmon buddy it’s 3am you can’t sleep in the street, just a couple steps this way
Poor guy. Looks like some kind of nightjar with the stripes on the wings and tail. Where approximately did you see it?
I think those look more like owl feet.
Hopefully op didn’t keep a feather or anything since it’s illegal
Did you have a backer?
Sorry that you’re stuck running calls in Blade Runner 2049 era.
This makes me sad :(
Owl be right back 🦉
I JUST talked to the patient a few minutes ago! He was up and alert!
/u/slivermcsilverson were you around for the grilled owl
I was not, I only heard the stories and saw the pictures a few months later
😭😭😭 "Hey man I gotta call out for the day i'm no use to anyone in this mental state"
Isn’t at seven hours, bad luck if you run over a hawk?
He was fine when I checked on him 10 min ago
Tell him to get up and clock his ass back in, we got calls to run. If he keeps laying there then we’re gonna give him the call dodger of the year award
At least you can tell what it was. A few years ago I vaporized a cobra chicken doing 70mph. An explosion of feathers and bologna mist had us thinking it would be an awful mess to clean up back at the station, but there really wasn't.
Reminds me of the time A Shift hit a dog in the engine on the way to a call and made PD scrape it up with a shovel. They got us back and put it in our dumpster though. Was weird coming in and the first thing they said at handoff was “Don’t look in the dumpster”.
Hah two C. diff pts worth of bad luck