This isn't a noodle.

31 points Electrical_Duck_4818

anything's a noodle if you're creative enough.

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17 points RiderFZ10

Throw some fish sauce on that and slurp it down

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8 points Dear-Smile

If not noodle, why noodle shape!?

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6 points joeiskrappy

If not delicious then why's it in my mouth?

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6 points FlounderingGuy

He looks crunchy

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6 points Beneficial-Citron548

Yep that’s enough internet for today

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4 points Eevee_the-Maidvee

Tapeworm?

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5 points Inevitable_Eye3800

Ribbon worm

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4 points Eis_ber

I eat one noodle and receive 15 more in return! Yay!

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3 points BathroomNo7072

Trying to work out the context of this clip by the clues in the picture - hoping that’s not a kitchen sink… wondering why the worm looks so clean and why oh why the fingers reaching out to fiddle with it for the camera after we’ve already seen waaayy more than we wanted to!

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3 points Mtnmama1987

Made me laugh out loud - thank you !

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2 points jetc11

A fresh noodle

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2 points Latter_Inspector_711

not with that attitude

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1 points Beneficial-Citron548

Why the fuck is it so stiff

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1 points Khyrrn-Doe

Wasn’t boiled long enough

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1 points dzeieio

That's Mr. Allen Dente. His friends call him Al.

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