I'm a 5 ft 4 in, 90 pound white guy, and I wanna start dwarf maxing. My ideal body type for the last few months has been a George Costanza/Bob Hoskins type physique, and this subreddit scratches my LOTR autism in just the right way to really try to start dwarmaxxing.

Any advice/motivation you lads could give to get wide and strong would be much appreciated. Oh and I've already got the beard covered, so that's one step already taken.

Dig hard and stay jolly lads 💪🏻

6 points NecroticJenkumSmegma

Your motivation is eventually being able to braid your nose hair.

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3 points theevilraccon

Is the mighty mineral not enough to you?

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2 points Televangelis

I'm 5'4", and getting in solid shape helped me find the love of my life. Be an interesting, vibrant person who takes care of themselves! That's the main requirement!

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2 points CarlosIglesiasJuegos

i am 34 from ecuador 🇪🇨 new to Reddit scrolling sorry for bad english but what does these words mean? for example dwarfmax

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0 points el_muiscas

Be a femboy

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11 points -_HUSH_-

We have a leaflover here

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1 points el_muiscas

Maybe

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