With inflation, it's harder to make money with holes these days. Been eating soil and grubs lately but my son got a disease and I realized we deserve better than this. All the leprechauns I meet are so chad because they can betabuxx and get 5 wives. My wife left me a single dad. I need money and advice.
Use the Mist nozzle on your garden hose on a sunny day to create some rainbows. Leprechauns are required by their laws to appear with their pot of gold. If you place the rainbow correctly, you can trap them in a hole.
HA! Leprechauns?? Those little fucks? You call THOSE beards? HA!
Young dwarves these days say the wildest things. Grow a beard, then a spine, then some legs, and march em down to the mine for something the leprechauns can only DREAM OF!
"leprechaun" and "chad" in the same sentence? Tell me you're joking...