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Esper: 2 Years old

Job: escape artist

Esper is looking for a handsome cat who will sit and ekekekeke at the crows through the window with her

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Name: 8-bit

On his day off, you'll find him: Obsessed with a random mushroom themed tote bag his mama brought home from the Smithsonian, constantly wanting to body slam into it and get his butt smacked while doing so and now she can't take that bag anywhere because it is his best friend

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Hamsome blue collar hard workin kitty man

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Showing off the fish he caught to compensate for only weighing 8 lbs

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1 year old female

“I am playful, and like to play with other strings and feathers. Single mom”

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Gorgonzola: 6 months

Job: Instigator of Trouble

Looking for partner for non-stop zoomies

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Name: Lulo Florencio

Bio: Hey girl, let’s leave the house and go on an adventure. 😎

Looking for: Not ready for commitment but maybe you’ll change my mind?

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Name: Madeline

Age: 2.5 years old

Occupation: (Sleepy) model - she loves posing but often falls asleep on the job…

Rocket Man, aka Rocky

Age 9

Theme song: “I’m a soul man”

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Name: Pinky

Age: 4 years old

Occupation: Professional Screamer

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Name: Frances Toebean

Age: 11 months

Occupation: Professional climber of things never meant to be climbed

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His profile would say: Hey baby how you doing?

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Name: Lady Age: 12?

Let’s eat puréed tuna from my favorite dish, then join me for a long nap on a freshly washed fleece blanket. I may even let you brush my gorgeous fluff.

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Name: Fred

Occupation: Unemployed

Looking for someone to cuddle with between the hours of 11:00 a.m.-1:00 p.m and 6:00 p.m-7:00p.m. but like no hugs longer than 0.5 seconds in 4 second intervals.

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Name: Ivy

Job: Bug huntress

Lives: Guarding her domicile from her bed in the front window of the house

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Stanley. Hobbies include yelling at men and carrying around a very specific clothes peg in his mouth. Emotionally unavailable until its inconvenient for him not to be.

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Pretty stormi girl

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Steve

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Books are my life - when I’m not reading them I’m shredding them with my claws for fun. Or nibbling the corner while I clean my teeth. Looking for a fellow dust kitty to cuddle with on the couch - but don’t touch mommy’s plants! Off limits!

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Name: I’ve been called several names including Kona, Konie, Kona mommy, baby, and other unintelligible baby names.

Job: several but not limited to professional sniper and worshiper of the automatic feeder, professional poser of the “paint me like your French lover”

Lives: in a box that’s way too small for all my curves 😅

Zelda. Blue cream torbie. Computer geek.

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I'm Lanie and I live in a castle with two hooman servants. Some call me a diva, but I'm just a classy gal who loves the finer things in life... Looking for my Romeo to climb cat trees with, cuddle on the couch with and to play catch. I love romantic salmon dinners, but have been known to snack on cheap cat treats. I'm really just a regular feline looking for Mr. Right.

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Name: Kirby

Age: 1.5 yo boy (he/him/cat/potat)

Job: none; lives with mom

Description: …I’m too lazy to write one

I’m a dust kitty bc I roll around in crap to make my fur gray.