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  • 611 points marbauer27

    This is why I’m in this sub

    Clean up and wipe it off and you should be good

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    164 points Proud_Doubt5110

    You’re honestly 100% right. I was expecting the tempered glass to be broken or something. This is a small cleanup

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    31 points marbauer27

    One would have to try harder to break the glass. They’re built to withstand a drunken cooking session or two

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    5 points bleezzzy

    If they tried to use a wet towel and cold water to clean it up while still rippin hot it could probably happen pretty easily honestly.

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    3 points marbauer27

    I figured it would be common sense not to do that 😅

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    5 points bleezzzy

    I've worked in kitchens long enough to know common sense is apparently not actually common lol

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    3 points marbauer27

    You’re very right. At this point it should be called uncommon sense

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    3 points bleezzzy

    I think that makes sense... but what do I know, I'm just a cook!

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    -67 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    24 points SeaABrooks

    Are you okay?

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    2 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    -46 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    40 points null_pharaoh

    Yeah, you're certainly making someone look stupid

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    26 points SeaABrooks

    Do you see what sub you're on?

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    16 points Chuunt

    i haven’t had a drink in 3 years and even i can tell maybe you need a nice scotch and a hotdog.

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    8 points rmmurrayjr

    Ate you lost, my dude?

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    7 points HoldMyMedusa

    fella why you in this sub

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    2 points bleezzzy

    You want to call people stupid and don't capitalize letters, don't use commas or apostrophes, and the WORST is you spell y'all "yawl ". I could be hammered and still be smarter than you. Pull your head out of your ass, get off your high horse, and grab a drink. We're all human (except the bots, of course).

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    1 points Viper-Reflex

    when I say yawl, it quite literally pisses people off faster than bigotry can

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    15 points ProziumJunkie

    After letting it cool down!

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  • 599 points princess_kittah

    she only gonna kill you if she sees that you took this picture before turning the dang element off

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    106 points jd_flyhalf

    OP read your comment before turning the burner off

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    38 points roadkill1984

    Still editing response. Burner still on.

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  • 354 points SeaABrooks

    This is fucking drunken cookery.

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    62 points eat_my_bowls92

    I only hope OP is home on Christmas on vacay as a college student so I can’t laugh in good consciousness

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  • 165 points TheSithCode

    Ian, I'm starting to worry about you a little

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    135 points eyeplagued

    how uou kno me omg

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    151 points Inevitable_Vast_8555

    Your bio says "I'm ian"

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    27 points Chaosr21

    Hi Ian, you're from the Midwest? Go jump in the snow

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    44 points False_Ad_8026

    What do you meeeeean, the previous raw ramen noodles covered in seasoning with a dab of peanut butter is art.

    And the singular burnt noodle to the face is giving perspective 🤌

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    7 points Poly_Olly_Oxen_Free

    Leave out the PB and you've got one of my favorite teenage snacks. I'd take a pack of pork ramen, a pack of chicken ramen, and a pack of the spicy beef ramen, break them in half so that they were only one layer, then break each layer into ~1.5" squares. Then I'd toss them in a gallon ziploc bag, add all 3 seasoning packets, shake, and eat it like a bag of chips.

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    10 points CriticalHit_20

    How uncharacteristic of Lord Nihilus to care about someone.

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  • 70 points ElQuesoGato

    Oh honey, drink some water and just clean it up. You’ll be ok.

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    36 points alcoholiccheerwine

    Turn off the burner and wait for it to cool completely first please

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  • 31 points Heebie-jeebies386

    If you put a little cooking oil on your finger and run it around the inner top rim of the pan it keeps things from boiling over . Pasta will not boil over if you do this .

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    25 points melinda_louise

    I've never tried this but I feel the need to warn OP to do that before the pan is hot.

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    13 points alcoholiccheerwine

    That probably works if your pot isn’t absolutely filled to the rim

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    12 points The00Taco

    Or put a wooden spoon across (still not sure how it works, but it does). Or don't put so much water in the pot

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  • 60 points bigdaddyt2

    Mamma won’t kill ya that shit cleans off now don’t burn the house down

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  • 23 points ChipsDipChainsWhips

    Looks good

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  • 13 points speed721

    Hey man! Turn off the over BEFORE you pass out!

    It looks....fine?

    Lol

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  • 13 points jzilla11

    Salute to the soon to be fallen

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  • 12 points LengthFun2228

    Stove care > posting on reddit in drunkencookery

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  • 8 points __The-1__

    Pastuh

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  • 8 points No_Taste1698

    Yeah, y mom goojg killxyou.

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  • 10 points megadeadly

    Well then make sure you clean up?

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  • 5 points jbc420

    In all seriousness you should absolutely not be drunk cooking. You will start a bigger fire one day.

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  • 4 points senorpepino

    Make sure to add water to the bottles of liquor that you drank out of to get to the same level they were earlier.

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    5 points Chaosr21

    Lol I did this once and put it back where I found it.. in the freezer. So yea it was pretty obvious what had happened lol. I left some alcohol but it was half frozen

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  • 4 points mh500372

    Ian please Im not a good chef the best I can do is boring noodles.

    Can you give me a recipe please??? :)

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    5 points eyeplagued

    if you can make boring noodles i have this baked mac i made last christmas outta wtf we had. whole stick of irish butter, 4 tbs flour or as needed to make the roux, whole milk + cream or no cream idc as needed you’ll need quite a bit, idk the measurements for these i used i’d say 1/2-1 tsp garlic powder?, same with onion powder, 1/2 tsp cajun or creole seasoning + additional pinch of thyme, salt as needed but it’s already salty af so whatever, 1/2 tsp pepper, some paprika or something, 1/4 tsp dijon mustard + a couple drops of franks red hot.

    4-5 slices american cheese 1 whole fucking block of vermont white cheddar grated 1/2 block high quality parm any other additional cheese like sharp cheddar if you need more whole box of elbow mac

    boil pasta to salt water, drain, set aside, melt butter, throw in flour, mix till strange and lump, add milk a little at a time and stir in between, add all spices, add in sliced cheeses, add in only half of each cheese or like half white cheddar, preheat oven 350f, take baking dish and butter, layer pasta-cheese sauce-reserved shred chesse-then top with more cheese (if uou need more to bake just grate more like sharp cheddar or something + parm) bake 15-20? 5 minutes on broil at the end

    make plenty of cheese sauce so it isn’t fkin dry after baking

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    2 points mh500372

    Wow this is actually high effort, I really appreciate this. I’m on a business trip but when I get back I’ll cook this for my family and I’ll let you know :) thanks so much. Hope you’re doing well

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    3 points Spiritual-Olive4559

    not OP but I have a guess -- slam a pint of your vice of choice on an empty stomach; the rest will come naturally 🙂‍↕️

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  • 7 points onmy40

    This is how you type when you want people to think your drunk and your really not

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    3 points SassyEuthanizer

    I was a heavy heavy alcoholic for a long ass time and only two time in my entire life I type like this, I was almost hallucinating. First time was with Moonshine after 3 days of not sleeping.

    The second was two ultra vintage bottle of absinthe, no we didn't hallucinate, but God did we flirt with coma death lol

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  • 3 points Ninjaneer525

    Turn it off!!

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  • 3 points SpiritualReview9

    So chaotic lmao

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  • 4 points cosmic-squids

    What're we looking at? Why is there one part super out of focus? Whats happening

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  • 5 points AcanthocephalaDue431

    Easy clean. Wait until it cools down, sprinkle on baking soda then spray vinegar over it. Let it fizz and sit for a while then wipe it up. Follow with a damp cloth wipe to remove vinegar smell and then buff gently with microfiber cloth for that sexy shiny clean look.

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  • 2 points Angsty_Potatos

    This is cinematic af

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  • 2 points hegrillin

    peak. hope ur mom didn't freak!

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    1 points eyeplagued

    i’ve been kitchen banned

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  • 2 points usedcookies

    Michelin 500 star

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  • 2 points flopflapper

    She goojg

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  • 1 points Illustrious-Debt-602

    mama e papa

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  • 1 points iLikeSpooons

    Is that a dog bowl being used to boil pasta or am I crazy?

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  • 1 points Totalwink

    I feel smart now.

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  • 1 points FuriousColdMiracle

    So is your English teacher.

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  • 1 points Mushroomphantom

    Do I shut off the burner and put out the fire??? Naw take a pic for redit

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  • 1 points DopeFly

    Blackout drunk

    You got swimming pools by kendrick lamar type drunk

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  • 1 points LambSmacker

    Fuck yeah bro!!! Best post on this thread :)

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  • 1 points No_Side_8885

    Once I made a jaffle (toastie woastie/pudgy pie) when I was home alone aged 12. The jaffle machine set on fire because I accidentally got the cord stuck when I was holding the lid down and luckily the power automatically shut off. Mum didn’t kill me and I still ate my toastie woastie.

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  • 1 points Writhingramenpil

    Ez cleanup my guy. Drain the pot and try again with like half that amount.

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