the department department realizing it can just legally poison and kill a percentage of the workforce to avoid cost-related closure of departments
The set & go ascociation for fat americans rejects this design until you no longer have to grab new cans.
Isn't this covered by the Piss Department? There's so much overlap nowadays we really need to introduce new departments
The piss-colored drink department is interested
So is the gettin pissed department
The getting pissed on piss colored drinks is pissed
The jarate department is looking into procuring this mechanism
the bartender department is intrigued.
All my homies love Strong Zero
But will they love Monster Zero
Beverage decarbonation department approves ✅
The r/hydrohomies department is offended that you dare calling this "hydration"
Pretty sure that whatever tf that is, it’s got what plants crave…
The carcinogen department would like their pipes back
the department department realizing it can just legally poison and kill a percentage of the workforce to avoid cost-related closure of departments
The Evil Division’s Induced Organ Failure Department is interested in your cost-saving project.
Just need to addone of these
The Board approves supporting this initiative.
PISS
What the fuck is strong zero?
Canned version of a lemon sour - basically shochu, lemon juice, and soda water.
the jungle juice department is working around the clock
Hate your heart today! 🎶
the heart attack department would like a word
The mining department requests mining permits for this individual’s kidneys
Perfect for the gonkster
The set & go ascociation for fat americans rejects this design until you no longer have to grab new cans.
Isn't this covered by the Piss Department? There's so much overlap nowadays we really need to introduce new departments
Strong Zero and Monster Energy?
That's like mixing radioactive piss with contaminated bilge water.