You might wanna remove the lettuce first… maybe.
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  • 22 points Irisssw

    I could add some mayo instead of the lettuce..... just sayin...

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  • 16 points Not_a_Gang-Star2010

    no i hate mayo

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    12 points Electronic_Tear2546

    You could cover the taste with your own magic mayo 😉

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  • 10 points markdm8680

    Funny that’s what I told my first wife

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  • 6 points Legitimate-Log-6542

    No need to remove the lettuce, I’m going straight in

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  • 7 points LuuDinhUSA

    It’s there for texture

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  • 4 points Live_Cranberry_4224

    Nah not the first time I've stirred someone else's salad cream.

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  • 5 points Thesnackdad

    Lettuce is 96% water, that sammy is a squirter for sure

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  • 3 points JenkemBoofer691

    Chicken cordon just Bleu my load. 🤷🏾‍♂️

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  • 2 points countryroadsguywv

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • 2 points manual-grocery-arbor

    Nah….just push right through that leafy goodness.

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  • 2 points Top_Ordinary_8543

    Microwave it first

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  • 1 points FurdTurguson

    I thought I said no cheese!!!

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  • 1 points jjking714

    Put the rough in roughage

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  • 1 points Several_Leather_9500

    How hungry are you?

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    1 points shahrulghani

    Not right now but maybe after.

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  • 1 points Horse_go_moooo

    Lettuce stays in during sex, bbgrl

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  • 1 points shahrulghani

    Oh yes, dinner right after, with some extra sauce for flavor. What else does a man need?

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  • 1 points digitalbergz

    Haha. I was waiting for this to turn up here. God we are a bunch of dirty bastards lol

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  • 1 points aguyinlove3

    It's there for a reason 😏

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  • 1 points DIJames6

    Time to add the "special" sauce..

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  • 1 points Priest124

    Better come with antibiotics!

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  • 1 points jimistephen

    Little ruffage never hurt anyone.

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  • 1 points Bazil-Broketail

    I shouldn't call her...

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  • 1 points timinks2

    Step sandwich what are you doing?!

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  • 1 points tomas9019

    Actually, go ahead.

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  • 1 points valladeroble

    Yummy🥵🥵🥵

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