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  • 124 points Blg_Foot

    “Au revoir bébé”

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    20 points MissMurphysLaw

    The one line I understood took me out!

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    -12 points rankispanki

    except au revoir sounded more like ovvwa

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    2 points synthezfrance

    Non

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  • 124 points GentryMillMadMan

    If you can’t see the kid you’re not watching them.

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    18 points Aggravating_Speed665

    If you are thirsty you're not hydrated.

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    11 points Dim_Problem

    If you're tired you're not sleeping correctly.

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    4 points poopinhulk

    If you’re bored, you’re not doing it right.

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    0 points Ok-Syllabub-6619

    Electrolyte's? It's what they crave!

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  • 170 points Deli-ops7

    Nah screw that youre helping more by not intervening. If you get that absorbed into your phone while youre supposed to be watching a child then they deserve to get that scare and panic of thinking the kids missing. Personally id keep an eye on the kid from afar to make sure they dont get hurt or taken but thats the most "help" id give

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    59 points Dragonssssssssssss

    Not to mention: watching it walk away is super funny

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    22 points JokersWyld

    Didn't look like she was moving. She may have dozed off. 

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    51 points Deli-ops7

    I 100% interpeted that as head down looking at a phone. Obviously the person there could move around to get a better view or even go on the other side of the fence. If its phone im doing what im said if theyre asleep id wake them up and not be a dick

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    5 points JokersWyld

    Agreed. Sucks for both situations, just in different ways.

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    7 points Grand_Negus

    Hmm, yeah you're right. Definitely looks asleep on rewatch.

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    1 points MyLifeUncovered

    I saw a lady shooting up in the park and zoning out. She was on the ground tho. Broad daylight. Her kids were running around like it was another normal day with Mom. I was just a kid myself, so my Mom had to explain to me what was happening.

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    3 points hollabackyo87

    Yep, I learned that speaking up right away just designated me as the "watcher" so now I monitor in silence and wait for the idiot parent to realize... Or if I need to physically intervene, I'll exclaim it super loud so everyone knows the parent wasn't parenting. 😤

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    7 points cryolyte

    Am parent, can confirm that this technique works VERY well!

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    5 points gettogero

    Ah yes, utilizing teleportation when a child is about to get run over by another asshole staring at their phone

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    2 points CosyBeluga

    lol there’s an episode of blackish where Diane takes a lady’s baby and the lady wasn’t paying attention

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  • 69 points One-Flamingo-4030

    The baby:

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  • 14 points Able_Principle3075

    Yo, dingbat! Aren’t you supposed to be keeping an eye on something other than your social media?

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    12 points RollinThundaga

    She might also just be passed out in a sitting position.

    With a toddler that ready to go exploring it's not out of the question.

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    11 points Able_Principle3075

    Oh I get that perspective as a dad that worked nightshift with a toddler! Still didn’t fall asleep on my watch until she did!

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    6 points AlienthatlikesAnime

    Still not a good parent.. if you feel tired/like youre about to fall asleep while outside, in a public area and with a toddler at that, you go home and make sure the toddler is safe before you let yourself fall asleep.

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    2 points AlienthatlikesAnime

    If you’re that tired dont go outside to begin with? Play with your toddler inside or if you have, your garden.

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    2 points AlienthatlikesAnime

    If you’re always so tired you’re on the brink of falling asleep thats not normal. Even with kids.

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    1 points AlienthatlikesAnime

    So you’re just gonna repeat what you already said now? Well then good day..

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  • 13 points ConsciousBenefit87

    r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb

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  • 8 points Marystillgoesround

    Baby’s Day Out

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  • 3 points LooseButtPlug

    It's bold to assume that's the mom...

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    10 points Primebongs7455

    It appears that no one else is at that park. I think it's a pretty good assumption.

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    1 points LooseButtPlug

    I meant more that it was a nanny or older sister. There are also a couple of bikes for more kids and someone filming...

    There is a lot more going on then we see from this clip.

    Above all this other stuff, just don't film other people's kids in a park.

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  • 2 points Dirk_Ovalode

    She was tracking it on her app, relax.

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  • 1 points um_okay_sure_

    Lol couldn't be me. I would start screaming all kinds of shit to the mom.

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  • 2 points SpectralMornings

    Translated from french:

    "So she's on her phone, while the kid, open house, just left - on his own. I can't believe it. I'll go ask her if she's the mom or a nanny. He took off and she's on her phone texting, browsing Instagram or whatever.

    Bye bye baby! I'll just pick him up."

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  • 1 points Okapaw

    The kid just casually going into an adventure lmao

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  • 1 points itsnothing_o_O

    Haha if you truly love them, let them go

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  • 1 points anjowoq

    This is so infuriating. Both people are fucking wrong.

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  • -3 points lemozest

    Why are you filming children in a playground?

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  • -20 points greeceball84

    Parents are fuckin tired. Help em out when u can asshole

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  • -65 points East_Researcher_4204

    This belongs in r/donthelpjustfilm

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    43 points tydust

    What sub is this?

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  • -18 points FoldSlight6815

    Posted like 10 minutes ago

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