This bird isn’t backing down
  • 940 points texaschair

    That goose doesn't know what's good for the gander.

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    8 points ThillyGooooth

    That’s me.

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    9 points chamberx2

    Giulia! Noooo! Giuliaetta!!

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    3 points Trying2GetBye

    I need to watch this video again 😭🤣🤣

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  • 624 points Round_Asparagus4765

    I thought it was over when he had the neck

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    756 points prexton

    A dog's bite would instantly snap a goose neck if it wanted. Dog is stirring up shit for fun

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    378 points Electronic_Flan5732

    As it’s a husky (or malamute), that description is spot on

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    125 points Mikesminis

    My husky's favorite thing to do is bite necks for fun.

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    82 points ZugTheMegasaurus

    I have a husky/German shepherd mix and a much smaller chihuahua/pug mix who are a bonded pair (they were strays who were rescued together). The two of them have never so much as growled at one another and wouldn't hurt each other in a million years.

    When they play, the big one will grab the little one's neck and it's really freaked some people out because they think it's an attack. Her mouth practically goes around the entire neck just because of the size difference. But there's no force being used, her mouth is totally soft and not actually applying any pressure.

    And it's reciprocal. A minute later, the big one flops onto her back and the little one pounces and grabs her throat (and makes little noises that have also been mistaken for fighting), but it's the same completely gentle play "biting". They're just goofing around.

    Edit: here they are

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    26 points AnimusAstralis

    Chihuahua and pug mix?! I wonder how does that abomination even look like…

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    28 points xelop

    I googled it... Dumb af is the answer lol

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    6 points Suitable-Tear-6179

    I had a whippet pitbull mix.  Their dog at least doesn't look like it's head is going to unbalance its body.

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    12 points deciding_snooze_oils

    I feel like it’s eyes would be so far bugged out that they would basically be on eyestalks

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    3 points zealoSC

    It's a common mix where I live, obviously crossbreeds have tons of variation, but generally looks more respectable than pugs or chihuahuas

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    2 points Affectionate_Mood594

    I just saw your two dogs..❤️ The little one looks like trouble ; )

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    1 points catchthetams

    Please post a picture of these babies

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    3 points ZugTheMegasaurus

    I should have done that already, haha

    https://imgur.com/a/n9DYWDw

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    3 points catchthetams

    This made my day. Thank you!

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    2 points Br0nnOfTheBlackwater

    So does my komodo dragon

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    1 points Lord_indisar

    Mine too :3

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    11 points 7LeagueBoots

    Huskies can also be lethal.

    Friend of mine had a neighbor with some poorly trained huskies in the countryside. They came onto her property and killed both of her dogs, for open their stomached and ripped the entrails out.

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    8 points Fluffer_Wuffer

    Looks more like a Malamute to me, the fur is fluffy (a husky is usually more coarse), also the bulk..

    I could be wrong, either way, both breeds are shit stirrers... god help you if they get board, or things go silent!

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    1 points Electronic_Flan5732

    That’s fair. Thanks for pointing that out. I edited the comment.

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    21 points FemmeCirce

    Doggo definitely looks entertained

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    11 points Ill_Strength8263

    Maybe so, but a goose ain’t taking no shit though!

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    9 points RemLazar911

    My dog and cat do the same shit. The cat will ambush the dog and bite legs and then the dog will pin her to the floor until she cries and then they break and reset and do it like 3 more times.

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    10 points DDS-PBS

    My thoughts exactly, that dog would have ended it if it wanted to.

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    1 points jenwilso

    I wonder if the goose had been pestering him?

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    1 points Easy-Significance775

    Or maybe (maybe) is IA (?)

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  • 400 points After-Imagination-96

    "You wanna fuck on me?!"

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    16 points SnooCrickets4032

    Hahahha

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    18 points nemesissi

    Dog was like "Ok Ok we good" and the goose was like "the fuck we are!"

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    7 points Saabaroni

    Honk

    Honk

    Honk

    Honk

    honk gei boii

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    4 points CaptainPunisher

    No! Nobody wants to fuck on you!

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    2 points DreadPiratteRoberts

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    2 points monica-lewinskyy

    This made me laugh out loud and wake up my bf lmaooo

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    1 points Ducali

    Lol awesome bud

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  • 105 points Remarkable_Athlete_4

    I don't know who to cheer for in this situation

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    -38 points Zathura2

    I'm cheering for the bird. I love dogs, especially huskies, but also fuck dogs that are just small-animal murder-machines. My mom's dog would dig up and kill moles, rabbits, whatever wandered across her path. Couldn't be trusted around cats or any other pet besides certain dogs.

    Meanwhile mine alerted me to a baby mouse abandoned on the carpet by laying in front of it and whining until I came over to look. He likes to chase but doesn't go beyond that to biting. He's a good boy. The dog in the video is a bad boy. >:(

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    25 points GeneralEl4

    I mean, not all dogs who are murder machines are indiscriminate against household pets. Some only chase birds or squirrels. Also, a lot of the common dog breeds were literally bred to do so.... If you wanna blame anyone, blame the dumbass owners for either getting in over their head or simply not caring enough to train their dogs to behave themselves. I don't like when the dog is blamed instead of the negligent owner.

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    9 points NocturnalPermission

    Yeah. If you’ve ever seen working terriers go after rats and other pests on a farm you’d get it. Some breeds are literally BRED for behaviors because they were historically useful in that way. Pointers, Great Pyrenees, etc. Doesn’t make them evil. Which is why dog ownership is a huge responsibility.

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    41 points WastelandOutlaw007

    I'm cheering for the bird.

    Not me. I've been attacked by those murder chickens before. "Bird Brain" isnt the half of it and "goosing" someone became a term for poking your friend for a reason

    Ive had to pick one up and put it in a stall before because today it woke up and chose violence.

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    15 points NothernNidhogg

    Are you shitting me? The dog had several opportunities to kill that goose in a second. He had it by the neck at one point and chose not to give it a shake killing it instantly. It was stirring the pot and having fun lol

    A dog of that size could cause immense damage without trying to hard. I have x2 120lb pit bulls that bite each other just like the husky in this video. They're playing, and know the difference between intentional harm. My dogs will chase and corner the chickens we have for fun but never hurt them. Usually lick them or give them nose boops. But a person watching from the outside without prior knowledge would think they're hunting to feed themselves until they actually catch up to the chickens

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    -6 points Zathura2

    Bro, the dog shook feathers out of its mouth. Just because the bird somehow survived doesn't give you carte blanche to assume you know what the dog did or didn't want to do. Ripping feathers out isn't "playing", wtf is wrong with you?

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    5 points GnomePenises

    Agreed. I’ve had a pair of huskies run into our pasture and start killing new lambs. My kids and mom (who is a senior citizen) were there in the middle of it, so I shot the dogs. Their owners claimed it was impossible, said “they’re good boys who would never do it!”, despite all the evidence before them.

    The cops said the dogs had histories of escaping or running and attacking pets, livestock, and a fisherman. No idea how that’s acceptable.

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  • 193 points rygel_fievel

    I can’t tell if that bird is a pet or dinner.

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    152 points kaijvera

    most likely a pet. That husky absolutely could of murdered that goose if it was dinner before the lady even reacted. That husky wanted to play and the goose wasnt haveing it

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    24 points topkeksimus_maximus

    Have

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    5 points Batso_92

    have-d

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    6 points corrupt_poodle

    Of’d

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    3 points TurnkeyLurker

    *wasn't having

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    1 points jelek62

    could have*

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    7 points texaschair

    Food Network- Farm Channel

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  • 43 points ArnieismyDMname

    Untitled Goose Game 2 is looking high def.

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  • 52 points Unable-Month-9770

    It's ok guys, He has Afflac

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  • 43 points PilotGuy701

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    2 points Kitnado

    Goated game

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  • 13 points kelevra423

    That dog is being GANGED

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  • 16 points Connellsbmw

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  • 7 points Novus20

    As a Canadian yeah geese and goose have no quit and will fuck you up

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  • 6 points vjason

    You come for the honk, you best not miss.

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  • 20 points delux561

    Man, I'm pretty sure everything is AI now... :(

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    4 points shyouko

    otherwise r/whyweretheyfilming

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  • 4 points Sharp_Drow

    I recently read a book where one of the monsters is a gigantic goose with 8 heads.

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    5 points A7xWicked

    Stuff of nightmares

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  • 4 points Jhonsnowrealking

    Man everything looks like IA in this era.

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  • 9 points Fructose_Father_

    Why was she holding the dog back? He had that under control

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  • 12 points l-i-g-m-a-t-a

    Is this ai? I don’t even know anymore man

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    3 points Grand_Negus

    Yes

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    6 points JunQo

    How so? /genq

    The part where the door gets slammed back to the point where some light creeps in feels too detailed for AI to come up with

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    -1 points Grand_Negus

    Hmm, maybe you're right

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    0 points SuperDuperRipe

    Scrolled down to find this comment.

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  • 11 points e_line_65

    Why the lady let go when she had it by the neck? Could have ended the fight there.

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  • 3 points rednal4451

    Geese are fkn agressive animals, never underestimate them

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  • 3 points septianw

    The goose does not understand peace.

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  • 3 points JackFuckCockBag

    Those fuckers are mean as shit. Years ago I went to a nice rehab that a pond and walking trail. There were some "tame" Chinese geese that lived at the pond but it was definitely their pond. They would let you get close but as soon as you crossed the line they were vicious.

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  • 3 points SelfInteresting7259

    Bet you the goose attacked first

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  • 7 points rancidmorty

    Cibra chickens are tuff they will have there neck shredded and hanging with meat and still fight

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    -7 points TurnkeyLurker

    *tough

    *their

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    0 points ActualizedKnight

    Language is made up.

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  • 5 points Skins8theCake88

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  • 2 points NaptownSnowman

    That goose is all fight and no flight

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  • 2 points Rent-Hungry

    Loser gets eattin for dinner

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  • 2 points mike2ff

    Cobra chicken doesn’t take shit from ANYONE!

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  • 2 points CountyTime4933

    You should have just left the dog alone.

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  • 2 points Comprehensive_Nail22

    That’s not playing behaviour the way he’s / she is after that duck, those dogs go after smaller animals like that, source; owned huskeys for a few decades.

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  • 2 points bpleshek

    This looks like every fight I see where someone holds one person back allowing them to get wailed on.

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  • 2 points CosmicPotatoMan007

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  • 2 points Scarboroughwarning

    Geese are brutal

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  • 2 points OkieTaco

    I thought that goose was cooked then he was like, “oh no, dog. You just fucked with the wrong bird!”

    Reminded me of this scene:

    https://youtu.be/mWMX7hD05DE?si=xBzwDaI1LtcEjBBg

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  • 5 points CortezDeLaNoche

    Bird:

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    1 points 4158264146

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  • 2 points mrk177

    Looks like AI

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  • 5 points Lontology

    Why the fuck would you have a husky around birds???? Huskies are notorious for killing small animals because of their prey drive.

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    9 points anieszka898

    Looks like north pole farm. Probably dog is mostly ok with birds but gooses are asholes to the moon so probably this two are one blood about fights.

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    4 points texaschair

    Ironically, geese are better watchdogs than dogs. A friend of mine lived in a floating home, and every time he came home late at night, the geese would go berserk and wake up the whole marina.

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  • 1 points PieceRealistic794

    Me tryna fight the goose in where winds meet and getting my ass handed to me

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  • 1 points Targonis

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  • 1 points VanFkingHalen

    One of the few instances where the background music is actually appropriate and timed really well.

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    Geese and Swans take no shit, they can be very unpredictable and do you a lot of damage. I'm not surprised it's not backing down, they're quite vicious.

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  • 1 points iMaximilianRS

    I’ll stand by my point that old people shouldn’t have big dogs. You should never own something that could have complete dominance over you if it wanted.

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    10 points drzeller

    In that case, no one should have a goose.

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  • 1 points CaptainHaw

    Damn that goose landed 5 solid right hooks, and 2 left hooks.

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  • 1 points catchthetams

    That’s a chonky puppy

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  • 1 points Speters13

    Where Winds Meet ptsd

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  • 1 points No_ThankYouu

    SQUABBLE UP!!

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  • 1 points brickbaterang

    Everyone gives Canadian geese shit but they're actually pretty chill. It's these white horned ones that are fukkin bastards. They'll take a kneecap out and I've seen them attack overly attentive toddlers. Avoid at all cost

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  • 1 points the_good_hodgkins

    My husky destroyed a goose in about 2 seconds.

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  • 1 points willowtrees_r_us

    Reminds me of middle school when girls would try to break up a fight but restrain one person only

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  • 1 points Beatlemania7

    Old mate goose here definitely deserved thos extra pecks.

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  • 1 points IndraBlue

    Why is the lady helping the goose

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  • 1 points joytotheworld23

    Put the camera down and help

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  • 1 points Ok_Adagio9495

    Grab the goose, lady !!!!

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  • 1 points PrivateTumbleweed

    Great... can I get my soup without the fur and feathers in it please?!?

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  • 1 points marioplex

    I wanted to say its ai but that is a goose.. they dont back down...

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  • 1 points dsereno

    Goose ia as good as a guard dog!

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  • 1 points Sternritter8636

    Goose: 100% testosterone. 0% muscle mass

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  • 1 points Mr_ityu

    geese...

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  • 1 points a3dprinterfan

    Good job. This is actually appropriate for the sub! 👍

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  • 1 points Miserable_Jump_9548

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  • 1 points ijuzOne

    they've a lot of videos doing just that (i forgot the name of the page). i think that's just them fooling around

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  • 1 points TiedyeMcfly

    Damn, that goose had beef! Lol

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  • 1 points xgabipandax

    The goose probably

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  • 1 points aartadventure

    Poor Grandma doesn't know which one to punish, but she has definitely had enough of both of them!

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    1 points ginger__snappzzz

    Inviting a husky and a goose to share your home with you is a choice, and not one I would make lol

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  • 1 points RuachDelSekai

    My family has a goose. She ain't fuckin with you and she makes that known. She likes me tho. She'll come up and hang out and rub her beak on me like she's preening me....

    While she's hissing like she wants to murder me. It's so ridiculous. No one understands what's happening but they all think I'm brave for letting it happen.

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  • 1 points Kroenen1984

    dog made fun, else bird would be instant dead

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  • 1 points fgmtats

    “Here goose, let me hold this dog in place and make your attack much easier”

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  • 1 points yeil_noung

    It's got that goose in it.

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  • 1 points TheEvilBlight

    AI?

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  • 1 points LuRkEr_ReKuL

    There’s history behind that grudge

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  • 1 points Dannyfrommiami

    I’m more worried about the dogs, eyes being packed… but it looks like they’re just playing

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  • 1 points ReputationWeak4283

    Oh my god?!? Looks funny! The expression on that huskies face!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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  • 1 points okfifc

    First few seconds it looked like some type of mythical beast

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  • 1 points ReputationWeak4283

    Looks like the goose got the most pecks out of this. Poor husky!

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  • -3 points BlackWaltz03

    r/Donthelpjustfilm

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    24 points eyemcreative

    Look at that, you’re already there

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    19 points hjude_design

    r/lostredditors

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    9 points Apprehensive_Ad_7184

    r/AlreadyHere

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    -3 points BlackWaltz03

    I commented without looking first.

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    -3 points LadenifferJadaniston

    u/BlackWaltz03

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  • 1 points ShittyBitchy

    Is it real or AI?

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    3 points bodhiseeker

    Yes

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    1 points ShittyBitchy

    Thanks for your help. 😅

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    1 points bodhiseeker

    Actually think it is real. First thought was that it’s ai but looking closely theres no clear tell.

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    2 points ShittyBitchy

    Thank you. It's getting more and more difficult for me to tell. My kids will notice something "off" right off the bat, but not me. Lol

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  • 1 points FemmeCirce

    I watched this so many times before I realized there was a camera man. Or on this sub. I need some sleep.

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  • 1 points Chillpickle17

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  • 1 points NowhereMan_2020

    I hate when the appetizer and entree fight each other. Ruins the meal.

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  • 1 points alldayfiddla

    Initially I thought this was one of those AI videos like when random exotic animals attack unsuspecting infants while they crawl around

    out in the yard by themselves.

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  • 0 points ar9ent0

    For the misfits who say the dog plays, I tell them that goose died. He has deep wounds on his head and neck, I don't understand the funny thing, that goose was fighting for his life.

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  • -1 points strandy76

    Which one's lunch?

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  • 0 points Kayanarka

    Get off of that bird.... let the bird go.... leave the bird alone.... wait.. get off of that dog.. let that dog go... leave that dog alone.

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  • 0 points nadyay

    r/Abruptchaos

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  • 0 points Beemo-Noir

    Looks like AI to me

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  • -3 points DudeDiogenes

    Real life reenactment of Israel vs Hamas.

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  • 1 points SpiritualArachnid125

    Goose was coming back for more! He was taking no prisoners he was well mad that dog get a hiding he soon won't forget he will quiver in fear at the mere future scent of a majestic goose. imagine if honey badgers and geese combined powers they'd be unstoppable

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