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  • 2243 points coolcootermcgee

    That happened to me once. As I passed under the ski lift, flopping and flapping, all I could hear were voices from above shouting “Pancake! Pancake!” I was stunned and didn’t realize they were telling me to flatten out at first- just thought it was something you yell at a newbie skier falling down

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    538 points King_of_the_Dot

    ....No, im more a waffle guy...

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    43 points dragjamon

    NO I'm MORE a WAFFLE guy

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    1 points TidpaoTime

    If you waffle when you're supposed to pancake, you're gonna have a bad time

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    292 points Hip-HopopotaMoose

    Them: "Pancake!"

    You:"...They're making fun of me because I'm a noob 😭"

    🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸

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    581 points alex123124

    Lmao i can just imagine your confusion

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    274 points TurnkeyLurker

    They were calling out their breakfast order for when the falling person reaches the ski lodge at the bottom. 🥞

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    51 points coolcootermcgee

    Omg might as well

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    38 points TheFace3701

    So many skiing tips rely on food names. Pizza slice, french fries, pancake. lol

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    42 points coolcootermcgee

    “Ah, see you pizza’d when you shoulda French-fried. You’re gonna have a bad time….”

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    13 points rachrolls

    My whole family (GenX parents and GenZ teens) use that quote whenever anybody does something that screws something up- yesterday we took the cover off the turkey breast at what should've been the final 30 minutes of roasting. Then we had to add 45 minutes to get it cooked to a safe t3mp- so it turned out dry. As soon as my spouse and I figured it out, I said we pizza'd when we should've French fried, and everyone knew exactly what I meant.

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    4 points coolcootermcgee

    Thank you for helping me feel perfectly relevant:) and now, ….”Pete Hegseth’s a Fucking Douche!”

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    2 points External-Emotion8050

    Well stated

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    2 points _leftover__glitter

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    2 points fried_clams

    I'm so old, when I was a kid they called it snowplowing. They hadn't thought up the pizza thing yet.

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    1 points coolcootermcgee

    That’s fine. I’m more impressed by the snow outfits they have now- you can actually move in them.!

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    68 points Fallcious

    What does that actually mean? Arms and legs tucked in or star fished out?

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    189 points coolcootermcgee

    Starfish. Gotta be stiff like a starfish or you just keep on rolling. Hard lesson since as a other person said, the tendency to roll in a ball to protect yourself is a strong urge

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    87 points petite_cookie8888

    TIL. That’s hard! You have to fight instinct while brain is sloshing at high speed??!!

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    55 points ssrow

    YMMV though. If you know the terrain is safe tumbling a bit isn't that big of a deal. Trying to stop yourself and become stiff can lead to dislocation and / or fracture.

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    14 points coolcootermcgee

    That’s what I wondered. The jury’s still out

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    10 points peesteam

    Seems like a great way to break a limb

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    1 points DmonsterJeesh

    So does smashing into a rock.

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    17 points Fallcious

    Ah cheers, thank you.

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    22 points coolcootermcgee

    Let the memory become indelible. You don’t want to forget this. 👍

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    8 points starraven

    Uh, so a friend of mine put his arm out stiff and broke it. Is the pancake thing meant to end like that?

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    7 points coolcootermcgee

    Well I’m certainly no expert…. 🥞

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    1 points Sad-Pop6649

    Sliding gives more resistance than rolling, it's the only way to slow down. It also lowers the risk of injury because you stop bouncing around and impacting repeatedly.

    (You don't have to be dumb about it and instantly stretch your arms out fully while in mid air, but try to use your legs and arms to slow and end your roll in some way.)

    If you still have any skiing/boarding equipment on try to press that into the snow, it's usually the best brake you have.

    Falling on skis sucks. The long sticks tied to your feet really limit your movement options. Falling on short skiboards/snowblades is already much better.

    (On the plus side: skis give you decent ways to recover before you actually fall, so you shouldn't be having this bad experience too often.)

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    28 points Gabers49

    If I was in the middle of that I hope someone yells Star fish and not pancake because I would instantly know what that means.

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    9 points Bucky_Gatsby

    So does pancake mean starfish-like or just flat like a board?

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    5 points CarrionDoll

    Starfish

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    4 points neverlandoflena

    I am still unable to visualise this tbh

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    7 points PalatialCheddar

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    7 points SorryBoysImLez

    I would've thought the same and assumed it was a mocking reference to a pancake, which is also flipped and flopped back down into the pan.

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    52 points LiamPolygami

    I know nothing about skiing, but i thought this would be the common sense thing to do. This lady turned herself into a human tyre.

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    103 points funny_fox

    Human instinct is to cover your internal organs from damage.

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    32 points coolcootermcgee

    Hence the ball-shape…

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    -11 points coolcootermcgee

    Must of really had momentum. Didn’t look like transforming into a brick would’ve stopped her.

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    18 points Either-Pizza5302

    Have - must have.

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    10 points die_bartman

    Thank you. I see that one and someone spelling LOOSE when they mean LOSE. Either Drive me nuts.

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    2 points Either-Pizza5302

    I feel you :/

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    1 points pretentiously

    Sounds like it makes you loose your mind 🙃

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    2 points curlyjadmichael

    Word and grammar police have entered the building. By the way, I agree because, after all, words are what we live by. Might as well get it right.

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    1 points Either-Pizza5302

    Yes, this is the grammar police, arresting all the “of’s” :)

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    4 points LadyGrey_oftheAbyss

    You know- no one has every told me that but on the brightside I naturally try to cling to the mountain with as much area as possible like a starfish

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    3 points coolcootermcgee

    I like that way of looking it it

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    6 points llcdrewtaylor

    She french fried when she should have pizza'd.

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    2 points coolcootermcgee

    Yup, yer gonna have a hard time…..

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    4 points ZanzibarMufasa

    I’m fucking dead 😂😂😂😂

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    4 points coolcootermcgee

    Let the tale of my experience help keep you from having the same. If ever rolling down mountain- try to flatten out. But not too flat- as it’s been pointed out- can snap an extremity. When this happened, my ski-snob of a boyfriend just scoffed and said “yeah- of course you’re supposed to flatten out” -but as my instructor, he failed to mention this point.

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    1 points Mildly-Interesting1

    Pizza!!

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  • 970 points griddyl

    She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain When She Comes

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    49 points Leftyisbones

    Goddamnit!!! I JUST got this fucking song outta my head. I don't even know the full song. It's just been endless remixes of that single line over and over. Fuuuuuck

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    12 points toxikola

    Well since its stuck in your head you should check out season 2 of Miracle Workers. You'll get an image to go with it. Lol

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    4 points Wednesdaysend

    This is the BEST version of it and supercedes any other in my memory ever.

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    6 points deco50

    Verse 2: She’ll be wearing silk pyjamas when she comes, when she comes

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    12 points lopix

    She'll Be Coming DOWN The Mountain When She Comes

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    6 points Insert_Non_Sequitur

    Ah you got me with that one

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    4 points Rambos_Magnum_Dong

    She'll be tumbling down the mountain. She'll be tumbling down the mountain. She'll be tumbling down the mountain when she comes.

    Be sure to sing it like Alfalfa would in Little Rascals

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    -12 points 247Brett

    She might be doing that with someone else after today

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    25 points National_Search_537

    There was literally nothing he could do. If he got in front of he it could’ve severely injured or killed both of them. She’s probably 120ish pounds flying down the mountain, better to wait till she stops so there’s someone to call for help.

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  • 786 points Flushles

    Unless they're about to go over a cliff or smash into something, do not help that person, they feel in like the best place you could hope for and you getting a concussion from taking a hit from the spinning person wouldn't help anything.

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    262 points Kuniwal

    Yes, and if they’re skiing those are solid ski boots spinning around

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    207 points Ty_Webb123

    Right? Trying to stop her would just mean two people tumbling down the mountain not one and both would be in a worse state than they are as is

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    52 points SkyChikn1

    Not to mention that the closest person available to help her with first aid etc after she stopped would probably be the cameraman here.

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    41 points HW-BTW

    Yeah, but my wife is all about the effort.

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    16 points ExiledCanuck

    This man husbands

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    78 points RayZzorRayy

    True, but it feels like concern would be dialed up.

    I can’t imagine watching my wife potentially die and react this way.

    It’s weird right?

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    94 points Kayanarka

    This was their fourth take trying to get it perfect so he was a little tired.

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    48 points HouseofFeathers

    I mean, they are backcountry skiing. This probably isn't the most dangerous thing he's seen happen to someone.

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    15 points Flushles

    Nope totally normal, in that people panic and make situations worse all the time.

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    -8 points GoodPlayboy

    Where do you get the potentially die part from?

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    32 points RayZzorRayy

    From falling down a mountain head first and breaking a neck

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    -6 points BadDentalWork

    Did this lady survive?

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    33 points beeeeeeeeeeeeeagle

    She's laughing at the end. Don't think the laughing was fatal.

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    20 points Kewlhotrod

    I can't believe you would ignore the obvious death throes of such laughter. She probably croaked minutes after; that isn't a normal laugh. It's agonal laughter...

    R.I.P. wifey.

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    4 points pearlsbeforedogs

    But... I didn't see her shoes come off. That means she lived, right?

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    2 points Orangezag

    Was glad to see this. The best thing you can do in this situation is not try to help. It sucks but yea for those exact reasons you pointed out.

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    6 points kboom76

    Of course, but he didn't need to film it.

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    20 points Flushles

    Definitely not, but 90% of the videos you see in reddit didn't "need" to be filmed, it's just what people do now.

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    2 points kboom76

    True

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    13 points Suitable-Tear-6179

    I'm guessing that was a helmet mounted GoPro, or similar "recording the experience" device.  I don't think he was standing there with his cellphone out.  

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    2 points kboom76

    Ohhh I see. That makes sense.

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  • 475 points Albae87

    To be fair, there is not much he could have done.

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    27 points Hullo_Its_Pluto

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    15 points split_0069

    At least sound concerned! not just

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  • 183 points AriSpice

    I love how she's such a good sport about it 💕

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    60 points TurnkeyLurker

    It kinda looked like she injured her arm/elbow. Or was laughing? Let's go with that. 🎭

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    13 points Evenload

    It sounded like a mix of both to be honest. Probably elated at still being alive but not so high on adrenaline to not feel the mental and physical toll of wha happened

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    7 points Best_Pants

    You can probably guess she would have kept filming too if their roles were flipped.

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  • 86 points [deleted]

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    41 points Mission_Ad_2224

    There she goes again...

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    18 points CleverFox3

    Racing through my brain…

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    22 points HW-BTW

    And she just can’t contaaaaaiiiiiin… her ass below her braaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnnn…

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    5 points ThrowRALightSwitch

    thank you

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    6 points Butthead1013

    The fuckin way she goes boys

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    3 points averysexybaby

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  • 78 points motherseffinjones

    What exactly is the husband suppose to do? Evertume I see this video people call out the husband but I think if he jumps In the way they both get hurt

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    6 points Bumitis

    Right? How else is one supposed to collect insurance money

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  • 37 points thatguyoudontlike

    Hi Shelly

    Bye Shelly

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    2 points Hullo_Its_Pluto

    Uhhh hullo?

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  • 33 points vic-vinegar_realty

    This is a fantastic example of ‘tomahawking’

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  • 27 points Appropriate-Egg3812

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  • 16 points dearbokeh

    See you at home!

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  • 14 points CailenBelmont

    Aaaaas yoooouuuu wiiiiiish!

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    2 points Difficult_Jeweler198

    Brilliant! Might have to go watch it now lol

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  • 13 points No_Bodybuilder7191

    I was hoping she was gonna form into a giant snowball like in cartoons

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    1 points ikonoclasm

    Mad Martigan did the downhill snowball in Willow. It was pretty dope.

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  • 10 points SlyguyguyslY

    I think trying to get in the way or grab someone falling like that would just make things worse.

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  • 8 points Interesting_Sock9142

    a. how does that even happen?? b. HOW WAS HE NOT CONCERNED AT ALL???

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    5 points Sir_KunCidado

    He was very concerned... filming it.

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  • 7 points x2a_org

    0118999881999119725 3

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  • 8 points PhilipOnTacos299

    Wtf is he supposed to do? Hop in front of her then land a fatal ski boot roundabout to his dome so they had two victims to rescue instead of one dizzy wife?

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  • 5 points ip33dnurbutt

    Aaaas yooooouuuuu wiiish

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    3 points Uranusspinssideways

    I died laughing at this

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  • 4 points JamieLawson49

    Comin down the mountain!!!

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  • 5 points Shambhala87

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  • 3 points Nymbus00

    As the husband seeing that I would've felt bad. Yes I know there's little that can be done but I probably would've tried out of instinct. Maybe tried to grab her with a hand and pancake? Just internal thoughts

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    3 points Icy-Variation6614

    Then they could tumble together!

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  • 5 points The-Grubermeister

    Happened to me as a kid while skiing with my dad. Blue square slope that was all Incline. You had to zig zag. I got cocky. After the first few somersault I blacked out. Woke up with my old man hovering over me asking if anything was broke. Nope, just hurt like hell.

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  • 4 points unknownobject3

    What was he supposed to do? Stopping her would've probably been dangerous or at the very least painful for both.

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  • 3 points atemu1234

    My back and neck hurt just from watching that

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  • 5 points perksforlater

    She should've stopped earlier

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  • 6 points Vast_Deference

    Wrong sub, the fuck are you going to do throw yourself in her path? 

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    1 points Sea-Garbage-344

    Maybe not yourself but maybe some snow to try and soften the impact? lol

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    2 points Vast_Deference

    Really not how that works 🥲

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  • 5 points MaenHoffiCoffi

    She's adorable and I want her to be my wife!

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  • 2 points VanGoghXman

    Jill just tumbling after Jack!

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  • 2 points halfzzzawake

    Omg my wife is tumbling down a mountain lololololololololol

    Shelly? SHELLLY!!!??

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  • 2 points sveiks01

    She must be aussie or kiwi

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  • 3 points ediks

    How tf do you help with this? God this sub has gone to shit.

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  • 1 points dontquestionmek

    I really don’t think there’s much you can do to “help” in this situation without seriously injuring yourself and risking worse injury to the person tumbling

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  • 1 points scaleddown85

    That noise 😂

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  • 1 points MechanicLoose2634

    I really thought she was going to turn into a giant snowball

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  • 1 points SkyKingPDX

    I wish i knew, let alone was with a lady this awesome. What a great attitude after a scary adventure

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  • 1 points smoothvibe

    r/donthelpjustfilm

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  • 1 points LadyGrey_oftheAbyss

    How? How is he supposed to help? Grab and join her in a tumble of limbs rolling down the mountain?

    I been in both situations tho I never rolled like that I kinda starfish cling to the mountain while I slid and the other I was already down the mountain like this guy to flim them go down on skis but got stuff like this - by the time I got my skis of off - they were passed me

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  • 1 points LiveEverDieNvr

    Why at 0:12 did she make the generic “female player character injury” sound? 😂

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  • 1 points thejohnmc963

    So by helping you probably get hurt and both continue down the hill. Follow and then help

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  • 1 points PresentationNext6469

    Pizza, Pancake, Liquid Courage noted. Yard Sale my fave. Anything else besides me cursing to snowboarders that actual skis have a back part past the binding and don’t run over them.

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  • 1 points Bumitis

    He was probably like “damn! Next time”

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  • 1 points chobbsey

    Nice catch. Oh, wait.

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  • 1 points BigLion2021

    "Oh Shelly" 🤣🤣🤣

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  • 1 points reversegirlcow

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  • 1 points AdCheap475

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  • 1 points Hour_Independent2350

    🎶 She'll be tumbling around the mountain when she comes.... 🎶

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  • 1 points Dirk_Ovalode

    hold my cheese.

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  • 1 points Proseph_CR

    This happened to me one of the first times out with a buddy of mine when I was first learning. I wiped out at the top of the slope, woke up at the bottom and saw my buddy cracking up on the way down yelling how I tumbled like a rag doll the entire way down.

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  • 1 points Foe_sheezy

    r/donthelpjustfilm

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  • 1 points pjslut

    I am so glad people laughed at this. Years ago before my husband and I married, we were in Vermont and on a river that had iced over in January. I was with my sister, and he slipped and fell. I could not stop laughing to help him. I was laughing so hard I was crying and my stomach hurt so bad. My sister ran over and helped him get up. I kept apologizing, but I couldn’t explain to him why it was so funny. He started laughing cause I kept laughing. It was crazy.

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  • 1 points Super_Yesterday_8848

    Nah dude that's just freestyle skiing. Chill.

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  • 1 points jabracadaniel

    i mean, to be fair. cant really meaningfully help out here

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  • 2 points curlyjadmichael

    Why doesn't the husband try to intervene as his wife tumbles toward him? Seems he could have been very helpful in slowing her roll.

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    6 points Geo-NS

    That's... where we are

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  • 1 points IndraBlue

    His reaction is crazy 🤣🤣🤣

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  • 1 points Torebbjorn

    r/lostredditors? The cameraman is literally doing everything they could possibly do to help

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  • 1 points SorryBoysImLez

    Laundry: Now she knows how it feels!

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  • 0 points shaqaroses

    Education is very important.

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  • -3 points Bandit6789

    I don’t mind the sun sometimes, the image that it shows. I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes.

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    3 points autisticpig

    Then there was that ever famous football player rapist...

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    1 points Bandit6789

    I’m glad someone got it

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  • 0 points ThrowRALightSwitch

    XD ROFLCOPTER

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  • 0 points Internal_Reveal

    She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes (choo-choo), She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes (choo-choo), She'll be coming 'round the mountain, She'll be coming 'round the mountain, She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes! (choo-choo)!

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  • 0 points hardkn0cks

    8

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    0 points hardkn0cks

    O

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  • -3 points Few-Calligrapher9012

    r/donthelpjustfilm

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  • -2 points DARKFiB3R

    White not Tokinght

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  • -2 points what-goes-bump

    Clearly AI

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  • -39 points johnny_chingas

    Dude, why didn't he AT LEAST stick his foot out to try and stop her? That's messed up.

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    26 points 7LeagueBoots

    You want two people on a mountain with broken limbs?

    There was nothing below her to run into, so the softest thing she could have hit was the snow she was already tumbling through.

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    -25 points johnny_chingas

    As husband, I would have still tried to do something. I can't imagine just letting my loved one tumble like that without trying to do something to help them out. Maybe I'm just different.

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    21 points 7LeagueBoots

    Well, as an older fellow with a decent amount of glacier, mountaineering, and other extreme environment experiment, who still works in environments like that, and who has a (lapsed) Wilderness First Responder certification, I’d have already assessed the situation, likely discussed options in advance if things went sideways, understood my partner’s ability and desires, and known that ensuring that at least one person is in a condition to render aid, go for assistance, etc. is paramount.

    From her reaction you can tell these folks are experienced, know what they’re doing, trust each other, and have plans and backup plans in case things go sideways.

    If there had been a boulder field, a crevasse, or something similarly dangerous the reactions of the guy and the plans and safety precautions would have been very different.

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    9 points Spoon-Ninja

    And your heart would be in the right place for it, but it would be the wrong decision to make and would only have made things worse. This guy is obviously experienced and knew that damn well.

    Especially considering how smooth the gradient below them is (from when it cuts to them below at the end) there wasn’t any actual risk of her falling off a ledge or slamming into rocks or anything.

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    5 points pash1k

    Maybe I'm just different.

    🙄🙄🙄

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    7 points LouieBarlo24

    It sounds like you care more about your ego in regards to being a good and protective husband than about her actual safety. Your gesture of care isn't worth you both ending up with broken limbs on a mountain.

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    6 points onlyhav

    Yes, kick the woman pretty gently rolling through some of the softest material on earth. That'll help.

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  • -6 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    3 points Suitable-Tear-6179

    What do you think he could have done that wouldn't have resulted in them both being in a tangled heap at the bottom, unable to help each other, or facilitate getting help. 

    Now, unless it was a head mounted gopro, and he just didn't turn it off when he got to her....  

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    3 points -I0I-

    Please explain how you would help...

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  • -10 points the_njf

    Ex.

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