CANT YOUR HEAR HORN
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  • 1228 points MonopolyOnForce1

    well maybe road drive you not should

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    354 points L_PT-BigMeme

    Yoda grunt

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    54 points Momik

    Oh but Yoda can drive?

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    47 points Jacoyoyo

    Maybe toy Yoda, but this is a Lexus

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    12 points AwefulFanfic

    No. But he does every time he's on ketamine, anyway

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    10 points DunkanBulk

    Oh but drive, Yoda can?

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    9 points Pratchettfan03

    American plate, probably can’t survive without driving. May not have the money for an assisted living place better than prison either

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    2 points MonopolyOnForce1

    but muh car=freedumb

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  • 336 points grundee

    "I legally should not be driving, lmao"

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    36 points eventualist

    Yes I agree.

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  • 577 points FromTheJohn

    If you can't hear a horn or see a finger you shouldn't be driving anymore

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    29 points BlooperHero

    Also if you assume that every other driver is constantly mad at you and trying to alert you to their presence at all times.

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    56 points The_R4ke

    100%

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    -17 points SimonsPure

    I'm sure lots of deaf people drive y'know

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    101 points enmaku

    And they make up for their inability to hear by still being able to see things. If you can neither hear nor see clearly, you're a hazard.

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    19 points iPutTheScrewNTheTuna

    Yeah I got hit by one as he was backing out.. I honked my horn before hitting me- but of course he couldn't hear it

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  • 189 points yamasurya

    DRIVER L IS OLD

    CAN'T YOUR CAN'T YOUR

    HEAR HORN SEE FINGER

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    48 points orsonwellesmal

    Its an order.

    HEAR HORN SEE FINGER.

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    14 points MisterAcorns12

    HAVE A NICE DAY

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    6 points BodaciousFrank

    👂🏼🎉👁️🖕

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    3 points orsonwellesmal

    The notification only displayed the middle finger, so I thought I maybe said something really offending to you, lmao.

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    5 points sleepytipi

    Tfw can't your hear horn, can't your see finger 😔

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    3 points Electro_Specter

    I think you meant ∠

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  • 65 points LiamPolygami

    CAN'T THE SEE ROAD SHOULDN'T LICENCE HAVE ANYMORE

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  • 110 points eventualist

    Or... CANT YOUR SEE FINGER not sure which is better.

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    46 points aeroxan

    CAN'T YOUR CAN'T YOUR

    HEAR HORN SEE FINGER

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    21 points EnvironmentSea7433

    Hear horn? See finger!

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    12 points Keaton427

    Cake day? Happy!

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    1 points -YellowFinch

    I this! Read too!

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  • 33 points Butthole_Ticklah

    Try finger, but whole

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    9 points AllahuSnackbar1000

    r/usernamechecksout

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  • 25 points orange-shoe

    MY GRANDAUGHTER SAID I SHOULDN”T DRIVE ANY MORE SINCE I HIT A DOG BUT IT WASMT MY FAULT I WAS BARLEY ON THE SIDE WALK .. ANY WAYS I PASSED THE WRITEN TEST SO THERE!!!!! BILL LOTS HIS LISENSE IN 2019 HE WAS BLOND AS A BAT. I HAD TO DRIVE HIM EVERWHERE BUT NOW HE LIVES IN HOSSPICE CARE 🕊️🙏

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  • 26 points alpine309

    "i am totally going to kill someone/myself with my driving some day"

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  • 32 points Ok-Bobcat661

    Hear horn? See finger xD

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    7 points Staav

    Can't your can't your

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    5 points Delta_RC_2526

    This feels intentional...

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    1 points emperorarg

    Came here to say that. lol. I should have that as my bumper sticker 😁

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  • 13 points Final_Lingonberry586

    Entitled boomer drives a Lexus. More news at 10, Kent!

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  • 7 points Temporary-Body-378

    It took me a few times to realize this is double DDOI, or DDDOI.

    I award them 10,000 extra points, and may God have mercy on their soul.

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    2 points Shiznoz222

    Actually, for the suffering they have been causing other drivers while still with us on this mortal coil, I vote God not have mercy on their soul

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  • 7 points Waitrighthere45

    I can't tell if it's brilliant or incredibly stupid.

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    4 points eventualist

    Is that... brillupid?

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    4 points Jayn_Xyos

    Stupant, perhaps

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    3 points Waitrighthere45

    I believe that it is.

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  • 6 points Beezleboobz

    CAN’T YOUR CAN’T YOUR

    HEAR HORN SEE FINGER

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  • 4 points PlumbTuckered767

    CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH PEDAL IS GO AND WHICH ONE IS STOP

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  • 4 points rafoaguiar

    I just heard a horn so I'm looking at my fingers

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  • 5 points Skypirate90

    I was walking into a costco 2 weeks ago and this old ass lady in a BRAND NEW truck was backing out of a handicap spot.

    I only know because I heard loud ass honking and I turn to look before she just absolutely drives over the car. She Couldn't hear the horn?

    Fuck the horn. Her truck had a back up cam. It was 100% beeping at her. It probably also had an auto break feature she completely overrode

    Being old is kinda lit i guess lmao.

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  • 4 points dbloom7106

    So much better than those fake ass student driver stickers.

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  • 3 points llTeddyFuxpinll

    OK, well you gon feel my wrath

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  • 3 points Unanimous_D

    will end up in jail will absolutely
    for reckless driving deserve it

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  • 3 points kwead

    as someone who has worked in customer service, Lexus SUV owners are some of the sourest meanest old bastards on earth

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  • 3 points StonewallSoyah

    Get this man off the road.

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  • 3 points astralwish1

    I would stay far away if I saw this guy on the road. Why is he even allowed to have a license if he can’t see or hear well?

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  • 5 points DjPandaFingers

    CANT YOUR CANT YOUR HEAR HORN SEE FINGER

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  • 2 points ao-ka

    Kid named finger

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  • 2 points L0nlySt0nr

    DRIVER L IS OLD

    CAN'T YOUR CAN'T YOUR HEAR HORN SEE FINGER

    HAVE A NICE DAY

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  • 2 points Picax8398

    Then why are you...

    One, driving such a large vehicle

    Two, driving at all

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  • 2 points _B_Little_me

    Can’t hear or see? Arent they advert they are unfit to drive?

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  • 2 points Royal-Reference-6644

    Maybe he or she shouldn’t drive

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  • 2 points Paul-E-L

    This one is wild.

    Somehow I read it correctly the first time and only when I saw what sub this is did I realize what a mess it is.

    Weird.

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  • 2 points ChunkyLafunguy

    Prolly blind too

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  • 2 points TLSOK

    Can't your hear horn! Can't your see finger!

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  • 2 points IAmNotZuraIAmKatsura

    Can't your horn hear??? 

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  • 1 points KatieTSO

    CANT YOUR CANT YOUR HEAR HORN SEE FINGER

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  • 1 points arghp

    I’d go day drink and eat cheesecake with them.

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    1 points eventualist

    Oddly specific?

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  • 1 points MinecraftPlayer799

    Can’t your see finger

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  • 1 points WizzzzUp

    Lexus, can't your Jul Massachusetts 25 can't your, hear horn watertown see finger

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  • 1 points corpsewindmill

    Can’t your can’t your hear horn see finger

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  • 1 points NoOnSB277

    Can’t A Write Sentence

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    1 points NoOnSB277

    I love how they fixed the spacing for me 😆

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  • 1 points peachy-carnahan

    Runner up for the name of this sub: “CANT YOUR HEAR HORN”. That’s what the eye just naturally sees.

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  • 1 points Bikaz

    Hear horn see finger is my motto too

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  • 1 points kalez238

    My dyslexia actually fixed this one where I couldn't see the problem at first, until I tried to determine if OP meant "Can't hear can't see your horn your finger ..." and then I saw it.

    Also, shouldn't be driving.

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  • 1 points ReverendBigMeat

    Try finger but hole?

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  • 1 points CitroHimselph

    Then don't drive.

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  • 1 points ConfidentAir757

    Driver is old, and they missed, „driver is bad/dumb“

    Get these people off the road!

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  • 1 points DizzyMine4964

    I am old. No one who can't hear (even with hearing aids) should be driving.

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  • 1 points AriSpice

    If you cant hear a horn and cant see a finger, you should not be on the road. Seeing and hearing are kind of critical to driving safely?! Especially SEEING?!?!

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  • 1 points GreenT1979

    Translation: driver should not be driving anymore

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  • 1 points Mysterious_Stomach73

    Can’t your hear horn. Can’t your see finger?

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  • 1 points eventualist

    Are we at "cant hear your finger!" "Cant see your horn!"... yet?

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  • 1 points foreveralonesolo

    WHY ARE THEY ON THE ROAD

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  • 1 points mathisntmathingsad

    DRIVER IS OLD

    CAN'T YOUR CAN'T YOUR

    HEAR HORN SEE FINGER
    HAVE A NICE DAY

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  • 1 points Inevitable-Sun-3456

    CAN'T YOUR SEE FINGER

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  • 1 points SnooHobbies4627

    And can’t your see finger!

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  • 1 points Mnmsaregood

    Take their license

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  • 1 points Nurse_Dolly_4R

    Guy named finger: Gets run over by the boomer Lexus

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