Hi do not mix Please the beans

805 points wizardrous

I’m not sure I wanna please the beans.

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456 points randynumbergenerator

Please the beans

^{Kansas City Knows}

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45 points captainfrijoles

I'm headed to Kansas!

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22 points LittleLightsintheSky

Jokes on you, Price Chopper is in Kansas City, Missouri

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14 points ornryactor

There are definitely Price Choppers on the Kansas side too.

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11 points Edna_with_a_katana

You fool. Price Chopper is in both Kansas Cities.

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6 points EnvironmentSea7433

And even in other Kansas cities!

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2 points Edna_with_a_katana

I should know! There's one near me right now

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6 points odiethethird

Don’t forget about the secret Kansas City, North Kansas City

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1 points Any_Background_5826

r/foundthecakeday happeh cake day for you! enjoy the next 24 hours of your life!

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6 points KonamiVRC7

I apologize, Kansas.

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2 points EnvironmentSea7433

Excepted ;)

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1 points randynumbergenerator

Accepted, unless you're expecting to except or exempt.

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1 points EnvironmentSea7433

Are you taking acception at my exceptance? (I forgot, and thought it was the apostrophegore sub 😅, in which such intentional errors are encouraged, no, mandated lol)

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42 points Mc_Shine

Depends on whose bean desires to be pleased.

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5 points Dan_Is

Multiple! Beans, plural.

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15 points Extreme_Discount8623

Well I for one welcome our new bean overlords.

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9 points Western-Calendar-352

Your wife would disagree.

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1 points randynumbergenerator

Their wife must have some exceptional anatomy

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6 points QuirkyFrenchLassie

Certainly not with that attitude! But chances are the beans really like to be pleased.

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4 points flargenhargen

flick it.

bop it.

https://i.imgur.com/SbXI7V3.gif

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1 points Gunnphil13

twist it. pull it.

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3 points AvatarIII

The beans sound racist if they don't want us to "mix"

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3 points donuttrackme

You still haven't found the bean yet huh?

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3 points soda_cookie

The beans should always be pleased, homie

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2 points ANattyLight

It’s a great price!

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2 points beans329

Sad day for me.

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335 points Forsaken-Syllabub427

Instructions clear as fuck, I'm pleasing those beans.

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86 points Latter-Tie-2428

Instructions clear: 🅱️enis stuck in 🅱️eans

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2 points MyOverture

At least the cylinder won’t be damaged

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10 points wallingfortian

That is the "GREAT PRICE".

If that's what I have to do to get the beans, I'm willing to pay.

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183 points RednocNivert

✨✨ PLEASE THE BEANS ✨✨

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18 points Shiznoz222

Certified bean pleaser reporting for dootie

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6 points lava172

KANSAS CITY KNOWS

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88 points JC1199154

"Please the beans"

r/theyknew

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44 points BikeSpare3415

Kansas City knows.

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28 points elvis8mybaby

What do they like? Should I do a dance or tell some jokes? Cook some bacon in the skillet without a wearing a shirt and feed them the bacon?

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1 points Ani_Drei

👅

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1 points ChickenFeline0

I'd go for that last one.

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17 points Acceptable-Stick-688

^KANSAS ^CITY ^KNOWS

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3 points randynumbergenerator

It knows you're a dirty, dirty bean pleaser

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14 points el0_0le

Beans pleased. Op Success.

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12 points QuirkyFrenchLassie

Right, I'm off to please the bean. That'll help with my sleep issues.

Seriously, I'm keeping that phrase. I'm going to make it a thing.

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11 points Chaosshepherd

Please, the beans!

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22 points Lazy-Fee-2844

- Would you like anything more, Mr Bean?
- Nargh...
- Really? Are you satisfied with that?
- Yeargh...
- But can I do anything more for you?
- Arrrgh...

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7 points tehmungler

I’m hearing “Please the Beans” in the style of “Under his Eye”.

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1 points Med_vs_Pretty_Huge

And here I was just thinking of Bingo from Bluey dressed up as a granny going "Oh no, mah Beans!"

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6 points one-baked-bean

One bean at a time.

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5 points WZNGT

The beans must be entertained!

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6 points 4SeasonWahine

PLEASE THE BEANS

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6 points ladymeowskers

BEANS NEED PLEASING TOO!

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5 points Minement

Please the beans, am I right ladies?

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5 points Vibes_And_Smiles

Kansas City knows 👀

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3 points MiaMiaPP

The beans have not be pleased ⚠️

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4 points Fodor04141987

You want me to do WHAT to the beans??? How do we even know that they're pleased???

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3 points tarapotamus

PLEASE THE BEANS

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4 points Med_vs_Pretty_Huge

The beans get very upset when you mix

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4 points Greenhmm

You saw a customer doing WHAT with the beans?!

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2 points Icy-Variation6614

Pleasing them. They want everyone to have happy beans

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4 points AngelWingsYTube

How does one "please" a bean?

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7 points 673NoshMyBollocksAve

I laughed entirely too hard at this

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2 points QuirkyFrenchLassie

I think this is my favourite post so far. There's nothing here that's not hilarious !

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3 points Timely_Apricot3929

The more you look at it, the better it gets 🤣

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2 points 673NoshMyBollocksAve

Please the beans!

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3 points N3wW3irdAm3rica

Hi! Do not mix…PLEASE the beans

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3 points MonopolyOnForce1

kansas city knows what you did to those poor beans

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3 points gayjay-jpg

Do not mix. Please the beans 🫘

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2 points cousinokri

Oh hell naw I ain't pleasing the beans.

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2 points 4685486752

It's an honor to please the beans

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2 points imbackb1tchez

Nazi beans before GTA 6???

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2 points dpaanlka

I was never very good at pleasing the beans.

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2 points Objective-Answer

PLEASE.THE.BEANS

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3 points 2CRedHopper

do not the cat

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2 points Inevitable-Dog-7076

Do not the beans

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2 points O00O0O00

What pleases the beans?

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2 points Prickliestpearcactus

Please your own beans! Don't tell me what to do!

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2 points SKARDAVNELNATE

W... What happens if I displease the beans?

Why are they so against mixing?

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2 points cuddle67

Lesbeans

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2 points Background_Mess_9047

I love that this implies the beans are an omnipotent bean (ha) and we must please them. The question is now are we pleasing the beans so they may bring us fortune or to keep bad shit at bay. All hail the beans!

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2 points DemiReticent

Hi, please. 😊 Do not mix the beans. 🤬

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2 points konydanza

Who up pleasin they beans rn

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2 points melody5697

I'm guessing this was a Ball's Price Chopper. In Kansas City, there are these families who run separate grocery store chains but use the same names for their stores, and the ones run by the Ball family are TERRIBLE. Lots of issues with not keeping stuff in stock, not keeping coolers and freezers cold enough to be safe... And if this is one of their stores, making this stupid sign, lol. My dad drives past two Ball's Price Choppers to get to a Queen's Price Chopper.

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2 points semicolcheias

Please the beans

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1 points VVrayth

GREAT PRICE

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1 points XROOR

2030:

Please don’t insert phone you dropped into a swimming pool

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1 points nero-stigmata

kansas city knows if you've mixed the beans. and they're gonna getchu

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1 points No-Use-907

Who's the beans?

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1 points DocHoladay

Please. The beans.

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1 points Woirol

I mean, it works both ways.

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1 points KhandakerFaisal

In order to please the beans, you must not mix

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1 points 5axiscncfishguitar

Please the beans

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1 points That_One_Guy_Flare

please the beans

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1 points reasoneBeats

Please the beans! 🫘 they are the creator

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1 points tamkiki

Oh hail the beans

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1 points goldenstormehelix

This is in my city. I am concerned

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1 points iplaysdrums2

I submit, if it please the beans, Kansas City knows: do not mix

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1 points xanderlearns

Beans against integration

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1 points Deer-Liver

r/donotthebeans

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1 points testsubject793

My wets! Beans! Please!

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1 points viagravagina

Kansas has never known

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1 points Supuhstar

Kansas City knows…

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1 points JessKicks

I promise! I’m not mixing them! Just pleasing them!

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1 points Liekkikoira

Mr beans moment

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1 points Azsunyx

Thinking about those beans

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1 points d00mm00n

No one has called me “do not mix” since I was a child!

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1 points Lumine_BR

do not the beans

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1 points Inevitable-Dog-7076

PLEASE THE BEANS BY NOT MIXING

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1 points Smart_Army_2431

And please the beans I will

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1 points Sky_Rose4

Ah yes my favorite Nirvana song beans

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1 points Gunnphil13

I heard that you can the beans if you want to the cat

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1 points a-dino123

Kansas city better keep it's goddamn mouth shut then

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1 points Neat-Statistician311

Does Kansas City know how to use correct grammar?

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1 points L0nlySt0nr

Kansas city knows...

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1 points Haunt_Fox

It still works, it's just very unusual syntax I might expect from someone new to the language.

"Hi! Do not mix, please, the beans."

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1 points ValuableAttention101

Ah, a classic

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1 points LinearEquation

Flick the beans if you must, anything to please them.

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1 points Arheisel

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1 points odiethethird

Fuck Price Chopper, Hy-Vee gang

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1 points Affectionate-Pea8706

r/youdontmattergiveup

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1 points MacabreMealworm

How do you please the beans?

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1 points Due-Box1690

Now i wanna know why the beans shouldnt be mixed

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1 points crimziondark

How high are those beans?

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1 points thegiukiller

Beans you say?

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1 points Bouche_Audi_Shyla

How do we know what pleases the beans?

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1 points kingspooky93

I wish I read this BEFORE I mixed the beans!

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1 points hipboneconnectedtomy

never ..i dont owe the beans anything ..if anything the beans should be pleasing me

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1 points 121505

No matter if you read it as 'hi please do not mix the beans' or 'hi do not mix please the beans' at the end of the day it still makes sense either way

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1 points strawberries_56

Mix beans please

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1 points sweet_sax

I see why there’s a Sephora ad on this now

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1 points rand0mizer69

Leave those poor beans alone

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1 points idigholesnow

Flick them all!

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1 points Independent_Ad_4170

But I hate them

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1 points esande2333

Please the beans, PLEASE THEM I SAY!

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1 points NothingTooSeriousM8

This is me at social occasions.

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1 points Setukh87

A cat wrote this

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