Einstein's laws of relativity state that with two objects (lets say object C and object H), when object C moves towards a stationary object H, that is indistinguishable from object H moving towards a stationary object C.
That means when the cat you, that is scientifically identical to you the cat. OP the cat the moment the cat OP, and the cat will take its vengeance within a few business days.
You stay very still. The cat can you but you must not move or you may accidentally the cat.
Einstein's laws of relativity state that with two objects (lets say object C and object H), when object C moves towards a stationary object H, that is indistinguishable from object H moving towards a stationary object C.
That means when the cat you, that is scientifically identical to you the cat. OP the cat the moment the cat OP, and the cat will take its vengeance within a few business days.
How are you factoring in the mass(-ive fury) difference between C and H?
Also, how many business days?! Inquiring minds need to know!
Do not panic. Cat parfum loading to neutralise hooman parfum. Please remain still.
Technically, the cat your sock 🧦
Him do a possum snub.
So affection.
You still do not, that’s what you do. Just sit there and take the love. ❤️
(pssssst... try to the cat very stealthily using your foot, dont tell others I told you that)
I heard that! Lol
Kinky! I like it.
You the cat with your foot.
Do not resist.
To resist is futile
Surrender your foot immediately, cuz once the cat you, it’s automatically theirs. 😺
Consider yourself honored!
amputation :(
Continue to let cat your foot and be glad for the attention.
Just let it feet and do not the cat.
Stay strong, buddy, stay strong and you may survive