O'flippered ones,

I come today with empty hands and open arms to attempt to make peace between us. The truth is we need each other. From my spies in your camp, I know you cannot move on land and should there be a drought, you will fare well. Whereas we cannot hold our breath underwater for a long period of time.

I say this, let's divide the planet. You patrol and control all the oceans, we will command land and fresh water. This way we all stay on our natural habitats and can coexist peacefully while focusing on the true enemy of the planet... cuddlefish.

Those sneaky bastards thinking they can be all cute and cuddly and thinly they're so cool because they can change colours or smt. Look at a cuddlefish. That fucker is plotting your instant death regardless of you're human or dolphin.