Hello, Since my stumbling on this subreddit, I am humbled. I was once a non-believer, a subscriber of r/DolphinConspiracy. I now believe that in my position of no faith, The Great Dolphins looked upon me and saved me. I saw a flash and was at once swimming with the dolphins.
I am no longer a non-believer. I know the path. Long Live the Dolphins!
Yes! Blessed are those that swim with fins!
Edit: also, a mighty welcome home to you!
Long live the dolphins
I commend you for seeing though the faulty knowledge of subs such as r/dolphinconspiracy
You filthy traitor! You've abandoned us!
no real members of dolphincospiracy leaves... this is propaganda