Aw man, I thought I was finally gonna learn how to protect myself against a dog that had armed itself with an umbrella.
User-provided source: https://www.wikihow.com/Tell-if-a-Dog-Is-Going-to-Attack
That umbrella is bent af
It’s seen better days
That guy looks like a jerk, if I were that dog, I'd attack him for sure.
Yeah I'm going with the dog on this one
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Aw man, I thought I was finally gonna learn how to protect myself against a dog that had armed itself with an umbrella.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulgarian_umbrella