What did JD Vance say to his couch?
(self.darkjokes)
43 points
r/darkjokes
Every year millions of innocent moles are killed to feed the world's insatiable appetite for molasses
175 points
The only thing keeping me alive is my procrastination
146 points
We now know why trump is renovating the white house
276 points
What Did Cinderella Say To The Prince
92 points
Pirates and the lost treasure
221 points
What's the difference between gangs, cults, domestic terrorists from the 80's and now?
63 points
Back when Jeffery Epstein was a teacher, he started a band
141 points
What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer
275 points
My company HR says the company is like family. If I have sex with someone from the company , is it considered to be incest?
70 points
How do terrorists feed their children?
1342 points
As a proud Jew I wish more people would speak up about their Jewish heritage.
192 points
Why does Donald Trump get excited when they put out new pin placements at his golf course?
191 points
A morgue worker died today
179 points
I was walking home from work the other day...
103 points
Why was Epstein’s Island in the Virgin Islands?
42 points
Do not buy a Dyson Ball Vacuum
36 points
Scene in a singles bar
44 points
Why did Schrödinger bring two cats to the party?
21 points
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32 points
My wife and I were discussing our eventual deaths...
46 points
What do you call rich people who just shit on the rest of the world?
48 points
Did you hear about the guy trying to quit cocaine?
61 points
Why don't necrophiliacs know their love language?
303 points
My American friends always boast about freedom and democracy
289 points