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  • 1227 points Merdapura

    Ima be real those 10$ card shufflers are goated

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    343 points Slight_Mastodon

    Why pay for something you can do yourself?

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    479 points SweRakii

    Can't shuffle with a drink in one hand and a cigar in the other

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    124 points eatmynasty

    Not with that attitude

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    26 points CrackInfiltrator

    Skill issue Drink + cigar in one, this in other

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    6 points MrDadie

    Just use your penis like I do.

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    2 points TheDominator09

    Gotta hold your stogie and drink in one hand and shuffle with your other hand and cock

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    -4 points AndreiLD

    you put the drink in the table and the cig between your lips without smoking it and breathing just throw the nose so you dont have to remove it. alternativly learn to smoke without using your hands, you look cool as fuck + you can smoke while doing anything. You cut wood smoke a cig , play cards smoke a cig, you can even smoke two cigs at the same time.

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    6 points Stiftoad

    The main takeaway is you should smoke

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    40 points Acethetic_AF

    The result definitely isn’t the same, you clearly haven’t seen me shuffle

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    12 points GDOR-11

    ever started playing the second round and it feels like the cards are always too similar?

    turns out it generally isn't a coincidence unless you spend a shitton of time shuffling the cards manually. The automatic shuffler uses an algorithm that guarantees a "perfect" shuffle.

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    7 points msuing91

    *The result is never the same

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    6 points HalpMePlz420

    Bc I suck at it and can’t do it properly

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    1 points Slight_Mastodon

    Skill issue, git good

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    2 points Darkest_Settler

    u/HalpMePlz420 simply understands the weekness of his flesh and it disgusts him. And yet you still cling to yours, as though it will not fail you...

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    5 points Immortalphoenixfire

    Why pay for something that gives you certainty of no foul play?

    You've never played with one of my buddies that's for sure.

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    1 points xuav_Rice

    If this is the case, why do people pay to go out to eat? Why do people pay for someone else to replace their toilet? Why do we pay for anything, let’s all go live off the grid with your philosophy.

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    17 points mrheosuper

    I bought one from China, it's noisy af and feel like a toy, and sometime it ruins your card.

    Maybe i should try more expensive one.

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  • 317 points s_corp_tc

    I go faro, overhand, faro then end with a riffle.

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    130 points TurtleMaster1825

    Then u realize u autopiloted and just did a bunch of fake shuffles.

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    26 points s_corp_tc

    Once you learn them there's no other way.

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    10 points TurtleMaster1825

    I hate, that i now have to deliberatly think to shuffle XD. But on the other hand, what else was i supose to do in school if phones were baned. 

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  • 295 points QdWp

    Yeah, but if you shuffle anything but cheap poker cards like that, you gonna get murdered on the spot.

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    95 points Colourblindknight

    I’ll never forget I went with a buddy of mine to an LGS to play some Magic, and he took out his deck of proxied cards before pile shuffling them like in the meme. I found it funny because I knew the cards weren’t real, but I swear the other two people at the table looked like they were gonna be sick lol

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    10 points NotTwerkingISwear

    I have a commander deck that’s worth a grand total of $5. I like to pull it out unsleeved and riffle shuffle it every once in a while to get a reaction

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  • 118 points mara07985

    I hate playing poker with a fresh deck unless it’s been wash shuffled, if they just bridge shuffle there’s clumps of suits and ranks in the deck

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  • 24 points TheDLister

    If im playing a tcg where a playset of a card is like 40 bucks you know i aint doing something like that

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  • 11 points Mental-Amphibian-515

    You have no idea how accurate this is

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  • 1 points Hovit_os

    Just do three to four riffle shuffles and you are good to go.

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