you put the drink in the table and the cig between your lips without smoking it and breathing just throw the nose so you dont have to remove it. alternativly learn to smoke without using your hands, you look cool as fuck + you can smoke while doing anything. You cut wood smoke a cig , play cards smoke a cig, you can even smoke two cigs at the same time.
ever started playing the second round and it feels like the cards are always too similar?
turns out it generally isn't a coincidence unless you spend a shitton of time shuffling the cards manually. The automatic shuffler uses an algorithm that guarantees a "perfect" shuffle.
If this is the case, why do people pay to go out to eat? Why do people pay for someone else to replace their toilet? Why do we pay for anything, let’s all go live off the grid with your philosophy.
I’ll never forget I went with a buddy of mine to an LGS to play some Magic, and he took out his deck of proxied cards before pile shuffling them like in the meme. I found it funny because I knew the cards weren’t real, but I swear the other two people at the table looked like they were gonna be sick lol
I have a commander deck that’s worth a grand total of $5. I like to pull it out unsleeved and riffle shuffle it every once in a while to get a reaction
Ima be real those 10$ card shufflers are goated
Why pay for something you can do yourself?
Can't shuffle with a drink in one hand and a cigar in the other
Not with that attitude
Skill issue Drink + cigar in one, this in other
Just use your penis like I do.
Gotta hold your stogie and drink in one hand and shuffle with your other hand and cock
you put the drink in the table and the cig between your lips without smoking it and breathing just throw the nose so you dont have to remove it. alternativly learn to smoke without using your hands, you look cool as fuck + you can smoke while doing anything. You cut wood smoke a cig , play cards smoke a cig, you can even smoke two cigs at the same time.
The main takeaway is you should smoke
The result definitely isn’t the same, you clearly haven’t seen me shuffle
ever started playing the second round and it feels like the cards are always too similar?
turns out it generally isn't a coincidence unless you spend a shitton of time shuffling the cards manually. The automatic shuffler uses an algorithm that guarantees a "perfect" shuffle.
*The result is never the same
Bc I suck at it and can’t do it properly
Skill issue, git good
u/HalpMePlz420 simply understands the weekness of his flesh and it disgusts him. And yet you still cling to yours, as though it will not fail you...
Why pay for something that gives you certainty of no foul play?
You've never played with one of my buddies that's for sure.
If this is the case, why do people pay to go out to eat? Why do people pay for someone else to replace their toilet? Why do we pay for anything, let’s all go live off the grid with your philosophy.
I bought one from China, it's noisy af and feel like a toy, and sometime it ruins your card.
Maybe i should try more expensive one.
I go faro, overhand, faro then end with a riffle.
Then u realize u autopiloted and just did a bunch of fake shuffles.
Once you learn them there's no other way.
I hate, that i now have to deliberatly think to shuffle XD. But on the other hand, what else was i supose to do in school if phones were baned.
Yeah, but if you shuffle anything but cheap poker cards like that, you gonna get murdered on the spot.
I’ll never forget I went with a buddy of mine to an LGS to play some Magic, and he took out his deck of proxied cards before pile shuffling them like in the meme. I found it funny because I knew the cards weren’t real, but I swear the other two people at the table looked like they were gonna be sick lol
I have a commander deck that’s worth a grand total of $5. I like to pull it out unsleeved and riffle shuffle it every once in a while to get a reaction
I hate playing poker with a fresh deck unless it’s been wash shuffled, if they just bridge shuffle there’s clumps of suits and ranks in the deck
If im playing a tcg where a playset of a card is like 40 bucks you know i aint doing something like that
You have no idea how accurate this is
Just do three to four riffle shuffles and you are good to go.