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I had a revelation while in the Spiritual Realm. Kaladin's now a Herald, and he's been sent to Horny Braize.
And Chanaranach is HOT.
Maybe the next time he sees Shallan the convo can go like this
"Hey bridgeboy, remember when I stole your shoes?"
"Yeah, that's why I banged your mum"
(then Formless reappears and shit gets bad)
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Idk about banging but he can say "I fixed ur mum" for sure
Is she cannonically hot? According to whom?
Given how insane the Heralds were by the this time she must have brought something to the table to make Lin want to hit. Bro really thought “I can fix her”
When the Hot/Crazy graph has to be mapped to a logarithmic scale…
lmfao
Found the cryptic
As an audiobook listener, the spit take I just did was a sight to behold. I had to go search up on the coppermind to find that Lin (Shallan's dad) is different from Lyn (Epic windrunner)
So... did you think Kaladin... uhhh... dated Shallans dad?
Red head warrior woman. . . She hot
I think the art in the books are in-world. So Chana's herald portrait is in-world
10/10 post
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I need this ship now
The heralds all had orgy's to survive the torture. That's what Ash was so mad at, she was always left out
Yeah even Daddy Jez didn't ever sink that low
Kaladin Stormblessed, The Herald of Second Chances, Wore Blue on the day he banged Shallan's Mom.
Shallan's mom
Has got it going on
She's the one that I want
and I've waited so long
Adolin can't you see
You're MIL is right for me
I know it might be wrong but
I'm gonna bang your mom
Saving for after I finish WaT
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I just had this thought re-reading Rhythm of War! Wild
these words are approved
"Shallan, your mother and I are now courting, you will want to begin growing accused to that."
"Helaran is dead, but I'll see what I can do."