Cursed viagra spider
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  • 173 points Raski_Demorva

    Well now I wanna know…

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    91 points Brian_The_Bar-Brian

    Good luck feeding a spider viagra. Do you feed a fly viagra and feed it to the spider? How do you feed a fly viagra? 🥴🤷‍♂️😅

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    52 points RulerK

    Inject it! … through its web address!

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    I’ll see myself out.

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    11 points grassbeatingmachine

    take my upvote and gtfo

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    10 points _Loser_B_

    Sprinkle some rotted meat with some crushed viagra. Let's see the result!

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    3 points Brian_The_Bar-Brian

    Don't flies just lay eggs for maggots and not eat? 🥴🤷‍♂️

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    14 points _Loser_B_

    Flies consume liquids, they don't have mouthparts for eating solid food, the premise is the crushed pills get dissolved and mixed in which is then consumed by the flies.

    I made that comment in jest, but if we're seriously going to do this, just blend some viagara with sugar water.

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    2 points dheeraj3302

    But what happens to the fly before spider eats it? Is the spider more weirded out before or after it eats the fly?

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    3 points _Loser_B_

    Assuming viagra affects the fly similarly to humans, it'll probably die of a heart attack. And why would the spider be weirded out? And before it consumes the spiked fly even?

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    6 points Soyl3ntR3d

    Come on r/theydidthemath

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  • 142 points lMFCKD

    Wait, is this how Australia receives air support?

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    16 points Brian_The_Bar-Brian

    🥴🤷‍♂️😅

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  • 44 points immallama21629

    Now I want a super hero that fights crime with erect spiders

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    9 points Brian_The_Bar-Brian

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    7 points immallama21629

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    3 points fullchaos40

    Spider man has a new meaning.

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  • 11 points danifanboy

    holy font size

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  • 4 points BigoteMexicano

    Spiders are really small, so it probably wouldn't take much.

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  • 3 points ImmortalBlades

    more like r/blursedcomments

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  • 2 points TheOneGreyWorm

    Okay, now I am curious.
    to start with, would viagra even work on spiders?

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