There’s an entire chapter in my book entitled “Testing the Limits of the Testes” where I describe how a sailor lost at sea can fashion his foreskin into a sail for a boat to make his way safely back home.
Not that I’m defending circumcision, but there is minimal and circumstantial gain, especially if the person is born with fused foreskin or other health detriments.
Not if you’re cranking out 6-7 a day. The first one of the day might be pushing it a little, but the rest of the loads will fit. Don’t ask how I know. Just know that I know.
My man does not have a penis, he has a pelican for dick
How much are people cumming these days? My foreskin doubles as a stash for drugs anyways so maybe I’m at outlier
I rent mine out on airbnb
There’s an entire chapter in my book entitled “Testing the Limits of the Testes” where I describe how a sailor lost at sea can fashion his foreskin into a sail for a boat to make his way safely back home.
I swear someone is going to make an absurdist comic about this
mf just typing shi
That feeling when you go on the person profile and you see no proofs :(
For drugs or foreskin?
both obviously
I drop LSD in mine
Guys.. guyss.. i do that. It's so convenient, literally no mess
I thought I was the only one
How do you guys have enough dick skin to fully cover up a fully bricked penis wtf
Some people just do.
Wait thats not normal?
That should be. The skin is supposed to protect the Penis from outside harm.
Cutting it away doesn't help. It's a risk for infection, with no gain.
Not that I’m defending circumcision, but there is minimal and circumstantial gain, especially if the person is born with fused foreskin or other health detriments.
Oh shit, is that what it meant? I thought it was saying pinch the urethra closed at the tip. Loll
That's insane. Don't do that.
In that case just tie it up in a knot. Like the whole shaft.
Jfc
Well it doesn't really brick up fully because I'm kinda holding it in a vertical position to my body so it can't fully brick
Uncircumcised
I guess having a small weewee does that to a man
this for sure isn't a small weewee thing
Yes.
And the charged blasts while peeing are a nice bonus as well
Charged garden sprinkler*
Skill issue
"And free cheese!" 🤣
No, you're supposed to wash it afterwards.
why?????
Some people like cheese 🤷🏻♂️
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Do you not wash after it even with the normal way?? That’s nasty
I do that, too.
With urine, nasty… But with cum it makes clean up so much easier
Nah nah nah... First cum for easy transport and disposal and then urine to shake it clean 🤣
It's generally more than what fits in there.
Not if you’re cranking out 6-7 a day. The first one of the day might be pushing it a little, but the rest of the loads will fit. Don’t ask how I know. Just know that I know.
By now I'm in my late 40s: my multiple-per-day days are behind me.
Late 40s, myself, and I can’t match my teen years, but I can still manage to crank a few out on those lonely days.
Crank that Soulja Boy
I hate/love you for putting that back in my head. Thank you 🤣😂
They dont have to be.
Skill issue. Pump those numbers back up
Some have good luck with weed for refractoring and meth for stimulation.
I'm all natty, 2-3 times a day.
Jesus Christ, my own record is like 4-5, but it was not worth it, anything more than 2 and you start to feel backlash or afterburn
How have your not just fallen off at this point
Very fitting choice of word.
bro my record is 15 get those numbers up rookie 😂
Trauma and unaddressed mental health issues.
67 👀
Not a single unique experience..
Run to the toilet with it? WTF, dude…you’re wasting a perfectly good sourdough starter.
comes with cheese too
Cheesey bread, I love it~ I’d buy it
I hate this comment
I guarantee you, you’d hate the finished product just as much.
The worst part is.. how would one know if they have been served sourdough bread laced with boy juice.
Not laced…made FROM.
nah men, at this point, it's my fault for using reddit
You should have known better…this place ain’t safe.
r/cursedcomments
Not the thick44 pfp😭
What do you bench?!
You’re nobody!
It has been a while since I last watched neebsgaming.
My foreskin can't even cover the whole head when fully erect let alone doing that
Me neither, but if you just fucken pull hard enough!
God I love being uncircumcised
There are days I wonder what it would be like if I wasn’t snipped.
Or just strangle the fuck out of your dick to prevent the semen from coming and walk to to the toilet, no foreskin needed
Thanks for the advice Marcelo Petrone, that being your real fucking legal name
Honestly im just glad to know im not the only one to do that. I honestly thought I was doing a "Poop in hand in the shower" thing.
My brother in his mid 30s taught my family that we call this a "Pissebombe" here in germany.
No we did not ask him for that information.
Okay but I do that
mamma Mia 🫨
Old good lifehack. Dat shit is really working, but it depends to ur cum volume and foreskin lenght
obviously not a grower
Nemz that you?
Once, I had a conversation with a guy about this on reddit.
I was pro tissue. He was pro this technique.
I talked with him because I had never heard of this and got curious.
Oddly enough, I never got to try it.
The Legendary Dual Golden shower head
You can use it as a shot glass
Now I get why they circumcised us . Since they view masturbation as a sin, they feared we'd use that technique
I'm not a mod or anything, but
YES,
I concur that this is, indeed, cursed ✅
Sal Governale?
that's what i do
As an uncircumcised atheist, this is the most compelling case for intelligent design I know.
EDIT: Pun not initially intended.
it works btw
Magnificent explosion
That's like the opposite of "no mess", it gets much dirtier in there if you do that lol
I wish I still had my skin!
"And free cheese!"