Cursed_Masturbation
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  • 607 points HeDuMSD

    My man does not have a penis, he has a pelican for dick

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    147 points AnimationOverlord

    How much are people cumming these days? My foreskin doubles as a stash for drugs anyways so maybe I’m at outlier

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    100 points Woodbear05

    I rent mine out on airbnb

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    17 points UpsetMastodon8877

    There’s an entire chapter in my book entitled “Testing the Limits of the Testes” where I describe how a sailor lost at sea can fashion his foreskin into a sail for a boat to make his way safely back home.

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    2 points sora_mui

    I swear someone is going to make an absurdist comic about this

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    1 points Administrative-Low24

    mf just typing shi

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    14 points Reiko878

    That feeling when you go on the person profile and you see no proofs :(

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    10 points AnimationOverlord

    For drugs or foreskin?

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    6 points Reiko878

    both obviously

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    2 points OralProbe

    I drop LSD in mine

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  • 434 points xuzenaes6694

    Guys.. guyss.. i do that. It's so convenient, literally no mess

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    151 points Ohtheydidntellyou

    I thought I was the only one

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    98 points Billib2002

    How do you guys have enough dick skin to fully cover up a fully bricked penis wtf

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    65 points dphoenix1

    Some people just do.

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    29 points okurin39

    Wait thats not normal?

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    9 points KAAAAAAAAARL

    That should be. The skin is supposed to protect the Penis from outside harm.

    Cutting it away doesn't help. It's a risk for infection, with no gain.

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    1 points Ascalaiis

    Not that I’m defending circumcision, but there is minimal and circumstantial gain, especially if the person is born with fused foreskin or other health detriments.

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    20 points brycedude

    Oh shit, is that what it meant? I thought it was saying pinch the urethra closed at the tip. Loll

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    32 points Alarmed_Welder_8364

    That's insane. Don't do that.

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    3 points Dark_Reaper115

    In that case just tie it up in a knot. Like the whole shaft.

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    2 points brycedude

    Jfc

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    7 points xuzenaes6694

    Well it doesn't really brick up fully because I'm kinda holding it in a vertical position to my body so it can't fully brick

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    1 points Keistai_Pagerintas

    Uncircumcised

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    -2 points ExplicitAd

    I guess having a small weewee does that to a man

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    4 points jakob20041911

    this for sure isn't a small weewee thing

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    16 points The_Valk

    Yes.

    And the charged blasts while peeing are a nice bonus as well

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    8 points xuzenaes6694

    Charged garden sprinkler*

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    4 points The_Valk

    Skill issue

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    5 points zaplinaki

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    15 points revzsaz

    "And free cheese!" 🤣

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    65 points Dr_Dressing

    No, you're supposed to wash it afterwards.

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    9 points Glazeddapper

    why?????

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    9 points revzsaz

    Some people like cheese 🤷🏻‍♂️

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    2 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    8 points nicolay719

    Do you not wash after it even with the normal way?? That’s nasty

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    2 points Seniorcoquonface

    I do that, too.

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  • 109 points dyrlien

    With urine, nasty… But with cum it makes clean up so much easier

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    7 points Dark_Reaper115

    Nah nah nah... First cum for easy transport and disposal and then urine to shake it clean 🤣

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  • 143 points forsakenchickenwing

    It's generally more than what fits in there.

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    132 points Acrobatic_Ad7541

    Not if you’re cranking out 6-7 a day. The first one of the day might be pushing it a little, but the rest of the loads will fit. Don’t ask how I know. Just know that I know.

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    71 points forsakenchickenwing

    By now I'm in my late 40s: my multiple-per-day days are behind me.

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    24 points Acrobatic_Ad7541

    Late 40s, myself, and I can’t match my teen years, but I can still manage to crank a few out on those lonely days.

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    20 points robseplex

    Crank that Soulja Boy

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    2 points Acrobatic_Ad7541

    I hate/love you for putting that back in my head. Thank you 🤣😂

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    11 points jessesses

    They dont have to be.

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    6 points SolKaynn

    Skill issue. Pump those numbers back up

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    0 points StateParkMasturbator

    Some have good luck with weed for refractoring and meth for stimulation.

    I'm all natty, 2-3 times a day.

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    6 points emil836k

    Jesus Christ, my own record is like 4-5, but it was not worth it, anything more than 2 and you start to feel backlash or afterburn

    How have your not just fallen off at this point

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    10 points TsubasaSaito

    afterburn

    Very fitting choice of word.

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    9 points bigg_bubbaa

    bro my record is 15 get those numbers up rookie 😂

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    2 points Acrobatic_Ad7541

    Trauma and unaddressed mental health issues.

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    9 points LC3000

    67 👀

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  • 25 points Wise_Lizard

    Not a single unique experience..

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  • 107 points Acrobatic_Ad7541

    Run to the toilet with it? WTF, dude…you’re wasting a perfectly good sourdough starter.

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    42 points MentalRestaurant1431

    comes with cheese too

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    6 points Gay_Gamer_Boi

    Cheesey bread, I love it~ I’d buy it

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    15 points DadforDaughter

    I hate this comment

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    9 points Acrobatic_Ad7541

    I guarantee you, you’d hate the finished product just as much.

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    7 points DadforDaughter

    The worst part is.. how would one know if they have been served sourdough bread laced with boy juice.

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    2 points Acrobatic_Ad7541

    Not laced…made FROM.

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    3 points CodNew2224

    nah men, at this point, it's my fault for using reddit

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    3 points Acrobatic_Ad7541

    You should have known better…this place ain’t safe.

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    2 points cyst16

    r/cursedcomments

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  • 106 points MetallGecko

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  • 21 points climboo

    Not the thick44 pfp😭

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    2 points homeless_JJ

    What do you bench?!

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    3 points xTarheelsUNCx

    You’re nobody!

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    1 points TigerJoel

    It has been a while since I last watched neebsgaming.

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  • 9 points OuttaD00r

    My foreskin can't even cover the whole head when fully erect let alone doing that

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    2 points Werejackal93

    Me neither, but if you just fucken pull hard enough!

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  • 23 points Napalmaniac

    God I love being uncircumcised

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    3 points Careful-Wash

    There are days I wonder what it would be like if I wasn’t snipped.

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  • 9 points XxRocky88xX

    Or just strangle the fuck out of your dick to prevent the semen from coming and walk to to the toilet, no foreskin needed

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  • 5 points WondererOfficial

    Thanks for the advice Marcelo Petrone, that being your real fucking legal name

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  • 6 points okurin39

    Honestly im just glad to know im not the only one to do that. I honestly thought I was doing a "Poop in hand in the shower" thing.

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  • 3 points Ekkzzo

    My brother in his mid 30s taught my family that we call this a "Pissebombe" here in germany.

    No we did not ask him for that information.

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  • 3 points Molkwi

    Okay but I do that

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  • 2 points chief_yETI

    mamma Mia 🫨

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  • 2 points Clbull

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  • 2 points 1TooZz

    Old good lifehack. Dat shit is really working, but it depends to ur cum volume and foreskin lenght

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  • 2 points Therealschroom

    obviously not a grower

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  • 1 points CaptenGigabaum

    Nemz that you?

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  • 1 points JMA4478

    Once, I had a conversation with a guy about this on reddit.

    I was pro tissue. He was pro this technique.

    I talked with him because I had never heard of this and got curious.

    Oddly enough, I never got to try it.

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  • 1 points hdofu

    The Legendary Dual Golden shower head

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  • 1 points Bahlam

    You can use it as a shot glass

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  • 1 points Acrobatic-Monitor516

    Now I get why they circumcised us . Since they view masturbation as a sin, they feared we'd use that technique

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  • 1 points National-Mood-8722

    I'm not a mod or anything, but

    YES, 

    I concur that this is, indeed, cursed ✅

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  • 1 points Maximum_Pass

    Sal Governale?

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  • 1 points SloppySlime31

    that's what i do

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  • 1 points SpaceManSmithy

    As an uncircumcised atheist, this is the most compelling case for intelligent design I know.

    EDIT: Pun not initially intended.

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  • 1 points TRIC4pitator

    it works btw

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  • 1 points Vampi25

    Magnificent explosion

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  • 1 points Altair13Sirio

    That's like the opposite of "no mess", it gets much dirtier in there if you do that lol

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  • 1 points Gman2000watts

    I wish I still had my skin!

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  • 1 points revzsaz

    "And free cheese!"

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