My dad had boxes upon boxes of dirty magazines that I frequently helped myself to (unbeknownst to him, obviously). I even got suspended from school and kicked off the junior high basketball team for selling them to my teammates on the bus after a game lol. My dad was fucking pissed when he got the phone call about that one 😆
Lmao loading an image on one of those phones on your 3g network took forever and it was expensive. I remember my mom trying to figure out why the phone bill was so high.
Sorry mom. I was goonin. But when The PSP came out? oh my god absolute game changer LMAO.
But your point still stands you just suck at maths and probably cock too but nothing wrong with sucking cock it's actually quite nice so just carry on being you. You're brave for sharing this with us today.
Oh yeah I remember that, I was the masseuse that day. Glad you liked my service, could you rate it out of 5 stars, and how likely would you refer me to a friend/family member?
I dont know what 'gooning' is but those were the best smartphones. Small and handy. Now I have to deal with these oversize monstrosities that require backpack to carry them around. This shit is so big that both Jack and Rose could float on them.
Wow I never heard about java porn games but somehow I'm also not surprised. Do you remember any in particular? Only porn games I played back in the day were Flash ones
I remember making my phone bills bigger by sending an SMS to some random number and recieve a 10 pixel image of a woman's shape for my lock screen image on my old nokia.
Bruh the first phone I watched porn on was a Sony Ericsson flip phone with like a 480P screen, and it still was enough.
Nintendo ds 256x192 and it was still enough
Magazines were still enough
My dad had boxes upon boxes of dirty magazines that I frequently helped myself to (unbeknownst to him, obviously). I even got suspended from school and kicked off the junior high basketball team for selling them to my teammates on the bus after a game lol. My dad was fucking pissed when he got the phone call about that one 😆
same, no videos just pictures lmao
PSP running hentai flash games at 1 fps.
Hell yeah, same
Wait til you get a load of the rockbox'd monochrome iPods
Dude I watched porn on perforated cards for the ENIAC
Im dead.
I watched me perforating the cards
Lmao loading an image on one of those phones on your 3g network took forever and it was expensive. I remember my mom trying to figure out why the phone bill was so high.
Sorry mom. I was goonin. But when The PSP came out? oh my god absolute game changer LMAO.
My brother in Christ the computer was in use in every household during this time. It wasn’t the Stone Age and it was only a decade ago.
I mean..it definitely was more than a decade ago
But your point still stands you just suck at maths and probably cock too but nothing wrong with sucking cock it's actually quite nice so just carry on being you. You're brave for sharing this with us today.
Why did you cook him so hard ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
How do you know that "sucking cock is actually quite nice" 🤔
Went for a sports massage once and he ended up putting his finger in my butt and slipped his cock in my mouth a bit. Was weird but nice.
Oh yeah I remember that, I was the masseuse that day. Glad you liked my service, could you rate it out of 5 stars, and how likely would you refer me to a friend/family member?
Do it to me
Bruhhhh
Okay
Nice, dm me
You got horny halfway through typing this.
Haha I'm always fucking horny!!!
LOLOLOL ay yoooo
2014 was 4 years ago.
Because, you know, 2016 feels like it was 2 years ago, so...
we are closer to 2030, then we are near 2020 bro
I’m stuck in 2016 when our lord and savior Harambe was still alive.
Preciselyl!
We gooned on the family computer, in the computer room.
And prayed no one caught us
25-14=?
Anyone get the answer yet?
11
Thats either more or less than 10 and I’m afraid to find out.
Its almost 2026, last I checked 10 years ago, a decade, was 2016
It’s 2025 and we’re both wrong.
Further yet, caring about a one year difference over such a post is crazy work.
I was originally off by 2 years and everyone lost their mind.
in my country it was not common even having internet untill 2017 and later
We had PCs and laptops for that
No, you must masturbate and be mobile!
Samsung Galaxy Star... I had one...
I thought it was the S3 mini
Hm.... it might be... they look very similar but the S3 was a bit longer I think.
Damn that was a fast reply
Nothing to do at work rn
Is it not the Samsung Galaxy Pocket?
Shit... why do all these phones look the same??
Thought it was the Samsung QWERTY.
Refuse to call it gooning
I gooned to my crush’s school id photo which I found on the floor under her locker
Do you know that pressing the post button is optional?
what the fuck
Nabıyon allahını siktiğim. Karına musallat olmaya geldim asosyal orospu çocuğu seni
Uhhh no
it wasn't that bad
Reminds me of the psp days, let the content download and then come back. I wasn’t brave to use the family computer.
I dont know what 'gooning' is but those were the best smartphones. Small and handy. Now I have to deal with these oversize monstrosities that require backpack to carry them around. This shit is so big that both Jack and Rose could float on them.
I mean you can still buy small phones.
I mean. Good luck finding decent priced phone that has under 4" screen and one of latest androids.
I've used to goon to java ero games on sony ericsson k310 with 128x160 screen resolution. To get new pictures i had to complete new levels...
Wow I never heard about java porn games but somehow I'm also not surprised. Do you remember any in particular? Only porn games I played back in the day were Flash ones
Backinmydaywejerkedofftorocks.jpeg
Before this we waited till the middle of the night to watch the 30 seconds of girls gone wild.
God bless the old PSP
This was more 2011/12. Source: i was MFS
If you had a good phone, it could do the / /\( . Y . )/\ \
No mf here has imagination. I used to think and that was enough.
We had PDAs and smartphones ten years before that
wait till they find out that computers existed back then
I'm pretty sure I had an iPhone in 2014
We did, but back then it was real girls sending photos directly to you without payment
#( .Y. ) # ) . ( #( )'( )
Now goon
I remember having something similar to this and it was my first... "exposure".
You mean "8===D"/"8===3"?
smol
Not cursedÂ
I remember making my phone bills bigger by sending an SMS to some random number and recieve a 10 pixel image of a woman's shape for my lock screen image on my old nokia.
Mold is not wrong tho
My granddad's phone is loaded
Didtn need a phone back then when i had the National Geographic Africa Edition
Ahahaha fuckkk... I remember doing this and also 8008 damn
The PSP was pretty good for that. Larger screen than most phone at the time, HD too.
No one was gooning on those unless they were rich mofos and had near unlimited data.
I miss having a phone so small ngl. Anyone knows if they make powerful modern phones, just in small format?
For me It was Nintendo DS with a network adapter.
Former flip phone gooner here, less is more!
Yep, and we didn't need to submit our ID or use a vpn either
(©Y©)
I prefer big areolas
Nintendo Dsi gang
Bitch, I remember sending an overpriced sms to get sent a naked MMS or a steamy text back on my old Nokia.
My old galaxy ace 3 still perfectly functional
Dude that shit was pleanty idk what you are talking about.
Also we didnt start with phones. There are photos, magazines, etc.
Or at least there used to be. Nowadays porn isnt even the pron we had back then, even porn now feels brain rotten.
Yall missed out on this one and ended up with the shit I am sorry
Something something not marked NSFW something something train masturbating something
I do not understand
Gooning means masturbating
Hey stupid l, I was talking about the comment in the pic
Me too?
How about you tell us exactly what it is you don't understand?Â