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  • 389 points Davenator_98

    Bruh the first phone I watched porn on was a Sony Ericsson flip phone with like a 480P screen, and it still was enough.

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    138 points _Bearcat29

    Nintendo ds 256x192 and it was still enough

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    64 points dean15892

    Magazines were still enough

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    8 points latexfistmassacre

    My dad had boxes upon boxes of dirty magazines that I frequently helped myself to (unbeknownst to him, obviously). I even got suspended from school and kicked off the junior high basketball team for selling them to my teammates on the bus after a game lol. My dad was fucking pissed when he got the phone call about that one 😆

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    28 points haji1823

    same, no videos just pictures lmao

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    10 points Peakomegaflare

    PSP running hentai flash games at 1 fps.

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    1 points sealing_tile

    Hell yeah, same

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    1 points pxldsilz

    Wait til you get a load of the rockbox'd monochrome iPods

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    17 points National-Mood-8722

    Dude I watched porn on perforated cards for the ENIAC

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    6 points Midnight28Rider

    Im dead.

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    2 points giggluigg

    I watched me perforating the cards

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    14 points Skypirate90

    Lmao loading an image on one of those phones on your 3g network took forever and it was expensive. I remember my mom trying to figure out why the phone bill was so high.

    Sorry mom. I was goonin. But when The PSP came out? oh my god absolute game changer LMAO.

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  • 536 points Afrojones66

    BACK IN 2014

    My brother in Christ the computer was in use in every household during this time. It wasn’t the Stone Age and it was only a decade ago.

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    278 points nippydart

    I mean..it definitely was more than a decade ago

    But your point still stands you just suck at maths and probably cock too but nothing wrong with sucking cock it's actually quite nice so just carry on being you. You're brave for sharing this with us today.

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    113 points Black_Prince9000

    Why did you cook him so hard 😭😭

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    41 points WildUnderstanding793

    How do you know that "sucking cock is actually quite nice" 🤔

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    20 points nippydart

    Went for a sports massage once and he ended up putting his finger in my butt and slipped his cock in my mouth a bit. Was weird but nice.

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    6 points WildUnderstanding793

    Oh yeah I remember that, I was the masseuse that day. Glad you liked my service, could you rate it out of 5 stars, and how likely would you refer me to a friend/family member?

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    4 points FemaleDogEqualsBitch

    Do it to me

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    2 points WildUnderstanding793

    Bruhhhh

    Okay

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    0 points FemaleDogEqualsBitch

    Nice, dm me

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    5 points Afrojones66

    You got horny halfway through typing this.

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    2 points nippydart

    Haha I'm always fucking horny!!!

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    12 points DudeManBo1t

    LOLOLOL ay yoooo

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    10 points Pluto_ThePlanet

    2014 was 4 years ago.

    Because, you know, 2016 feels like it was 2 years ago, so...

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    1 points JinkoMamba

    we are closer to 2030, then we are near 2020 bro

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    0 points Afrojones66

    I’m stuck in 2016 when our lord and savior Harambe was still alive.

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    6 points johnaross1990

    Preciselyl!

    We gooned on the family computer, in the computer room.

    And prayed no one caught us

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    9 points not_just_an_AI

    25-14=?

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    4 points 69FlavorTown

    Anyone get the answer yet?

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    3 points WildUnderstanding793

    11

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    1 points Afrojones66

    Thats either more or less than 10 and I’m afraid to find out.

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    3 points TheRealComicCrafter

    Its almost 2026, last I checked 10 years ago, a decade, was 2016

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    3 points Afrojones66

    It’s 2025 and we’re both wrong.

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    2 points Tomytom99

    Further yet, caring about a one year difference over such a post is crazy work.

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    1 points Afrojones66

    I was originally off by 2 years and everyone lost their mind.

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    2 points Overall-Apartment-66

    in my country it was not common even having internet untill 2017 and later

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  • 59 points Capitaine_Crunch

    We had PCs and laptops for that

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    8 points luciferslandlord

    No, you must masturbate and be mobile!

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  • 61 points STYSCREAM

    Samsung Galaxy Star... I had one...

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    15 points TheDynaDo

    I thought it was the S3 mini

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    4 points STYSCREAM

    Hm.... it might be... they look very similar but the S3 was a bit longer I think.

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    3 points TheDynaDo

    Damn that was a fast reply

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    7 points STYSCREAM

    Nothing to do at work rn

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    2 points ANG-123

    Is it not the Samsung Galaxy Pocket?

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    1 points STYSCREAM

    Shit... why do all these phones look the same??

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    3 points ChaoticMornings

    Thought it was the Samsung QWERTY.

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  • 19 points Hamsammichd

    Refuse to call it gooning

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  • 115 points BrazilBazil

    I gooned to my crush’s school id photo which I found on the floor under her locker

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    236 points Soonly_Taing

    Do you know that pressing the post button is optional?

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    42 points icereall

    what the fuck

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    -8 points PureTruther

    Nabıyon allahını siktiğim. Karına musallat olmaya geldim asosyal orospu çocuğu seni

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    1 points Peakomegaflare

    Uhhh no

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  • 11 points Bl4ck_H4tt

    it wasn't that bad

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  • 9 points FatFatPotato

    Reminds me of the psp days, let the content download and then come back. I wasn’t brave to use the family computer.

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  • 4 points digital-something

    I dont know what 'gooning' is but those were the best smartphones. Small and handy. Now I have to deal with these oversize monstrosities that require backpack to carry them around. This shit is so big that both Jack and Rose could float on them.

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    1 points Morisummer_

    I mean you can still buy small phones.

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    1 points digital-something

    I mean. Good luck finding decent priced phone that has under 4" screen and one of latest androids.

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  • 3 points 1TooZz

    I've used to goon to java ero games on sony ericsson k310 with 128x160 screen resolution. To get new pictures i had to complete new levels...

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    1 points FlyingDolphinKick

    Wow I never heard about java porn games but somehow I'm also not surprised. Do you remember any in particular? Only porn games I played back in the day were Flash ones

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  • 3 points TwistedBamboozler

    Backinmydaywejerkedofftorocks.jpeg

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  • 3 points RicoSour

    Before this we waited till the middle of the night to watch the 30 seconds of girls gone wild.

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  • 3 points NectarOfTheBussy

    God bless the old PSP

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  • 3 points MrSparkleBox

    This was more 2011/12. Source: i was MFS

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  • 3 points just4kicksxxx

    If you had a good phone, it could do the / /\( . Y . )/\ \

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  • 3 points bergars

    No mf here has imagination. I used to think and that was enough.

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  • 5 points GenuinelyBeingNice

    We had PDAs and smartphones ten years before that

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  • 2 points Whole_Sweet_Gherkins

    wait till they find out that computers existed back then

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  • 2 points TheOtherTyler

    I'm pretty sure I had an iPhone in 2014

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  • 2 points Pinbrawla

    We did, but back then it was real girls sending photos directly to you without payment

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  • 3 points lick_my_____

    #( .Y. ) # ) . ( #( )'( )

    Now goon

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  • 2 points HarleyArchibaldLeon

    I remember having something similar to this and it was my first... "exposure".

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    1 points WildUnderstanding793

    You mean "8===D"/"8===3"?

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  • 1 points BillionPercent

    smol

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  • 1 points National-Mood-8722

    Not cursed 

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  • 1 points Tulemasin

    I remember making my phone bills bigger by sending an SMS to some random number and recieve a 10 pixel image of a woman's shape for my lock screen image on my old nokia.

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  • 1 points WildUnderstanding793

    Mold is not wrong tho

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  • 1 points G-Buster_396

    My granddad's phone is loaded

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  • 1 points Firedorn763

    Didtn need a phone back then when i had the National Geographic Africa Edition

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  • 1 points cyst16

    Ahahaha fuckkk... I remember doing this and also 8008 damn

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  • 1 points tigie11

    The PSP was pretty good for that. Larger screen than most phone at the time, HD too.

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  • 1 points Coakis

    No one was gooning on those unless they were rich mofos and had near unlimited data.

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  • 1 points Elcordobeh

    I miss having a phone so small ngl. Anyone knows if they make powerful modern phones, just in small format?

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  • 1 points Zer0pz

    For me It was Nintendo DS with a network adapter.

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  • 1 points sickrepublicans

    Former flip phone gooner here, less is more!

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  • 1 points a-big-roach

    Yep, and we didn't need to submit our ID or use a vpn either

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  • 1 points latexfistmassacre

    (©Y©)

    I prefer big areolas

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  • 2 points Capital-Ad-6349

    Nintendo Dsi gang

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  • 2 points ImmortalBlades

    Bitch, I remember sending an overpriced sms to get sent a naked MMS or a steamy text back on my old Nokia.

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  • 2 points InadecvateButSober

    My old galaxy ace 3 still perfectly functional

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  • 1 points NBS_lourenco321

    Dude that shit was pleanty idk what you are talking about.

    Also we didnt start with phones. There are photos, magazines, etc.

    Or at least there used to be. Nowadays porn isnt even the pron we had back then, even porn now feels brain rotten.

    Yall missed out on this one and ended up with the shit I am sorry

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  • -1 points xXSinglePointXx

    Something something not marked NSFW something something train masturbating something

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  • -4 points Vampi25

    I do not understand

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    1 points National-Mood-8722

    Gooning means masturbating

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    -3 points Vampi25

    Hey stupid l, I was talking about the comment in the pic

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    1 points National-Mood-8722

    Me too?

    How about you tell us exactly what it is you don't understand? 

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