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  • 624 points RealIruka

    https://preview.redd.it/3fyi0v9q6d6g1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a97d5ad3886e9e745b83b32b3dbfd93d349ad58a

    Wanna trade?

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    685 points a141adc

    Why are you holding a gun?

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    266 points Antique_Gur8891

    car held hostage

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    66 points personwithwifi

    Hostage? I thought we were playing defuse?

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    36 points Antique_Gur8891

    we held the car hostage until its defused and safe!

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    3 points ok200

    Check the hostage

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    77 points FunApple

    That car owed him a lot of money

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    9 points Accurate-Plenty-4479

    Also, how is he taking this photo

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    35 points Accurate-Plenty-4479

    Wait, I figured it out

    https://preview.redd.it/2rf8ct1e5g6g1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64cb8ad924eda6e0ec2626c6a811841980add89b

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    2 points xwout

    Meta glasses

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    3 points ProfessionalAd3060

    So he can get a better deal. Because of, y'know, the implication

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    3 points CrimsonOynex

    Bad neighborhood

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    93 points Spamonfire

    https://preview.redd.it/tfeyhif7ve6g1.png?width=873&format=png&auto=webp&s=d52a362b5c81484496f273c6ad200b10ff3924de

    I'll trade you for this car

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    40 points NyanTheLoliChan

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    63 points MajorTomSKU

    https://preview.redd.it/0lutjkd7wd6g1.jpeg?width=771&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ca4f0f7c25be873e2cd2b9fa89e8f05b6d8b50f

    I have a better offer for you it can fit 5 armed boys in it

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    55 points FortniteIsFuckingMid

    Counter offer

    https://preview.redd.it/hxjzn6exje6g1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb050cb30f478012b1b0c55f3cbedbdd1643e0a1

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    27 points Searchingformovie1

    https://preview.redd.it/3eqlc3j56g6g1.png?width=1407&format=png&auto=webp&s=81b205dde74d629ca5a62e8297ec49e8f266b941

    Brabus instead?

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    3 points Environmental-Egg164

    G wagon, G wagon, G wagon,

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    6 points Top_Math1927

    Peak long I dear you

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    1 points smexypanda22

    I see why you need the gun now

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    14 points Trazors

    https://preview.redd.it/buv1vabqkg6g1.png?width=1728&format=png&auto=webp&s=5faed3fa999da608f09b2d32d3fbd6eb2ab78221

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  • 119 points GloireSmith

    Cleared of c4?

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    63 points Salty-Vacation-5975

    Affirmative

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    48 points Icy-Excitement3262

    I can confirm all C4 has been removed from the vehicle

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    3 points I_hate_being_alone

    Sad Citroën noises

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  • 165 points Beautiful_Bus_7847

    I don't want it. There is a hobo crouching behind the car. When I tried to shoo him he said something about saving and threatened to shoot me

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    13 points AnyAirport3990

    I, too, live in a car to save money

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    8 points TotallyLegitNot

    That’s no way to call Jame

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  • 59 points blessednma

    I’ll give you 3 P250 sand dune and a hug for it

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    20 points zenkii1337

    Can I just take the hug?

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    6 points Prestigious-Dark-182

    Hug is always free

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  • 28 points Salt-End7780

    Is it a GT turbo or regular Renault 5?

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    10 points Available_Rub834

    No tc no abs but great 5 cylinder twin turbo

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    4 points wobllle

    Regular Renault 5.

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    9 points TerribleBubble

    Super 5 acktually

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    5 points wobllle

    My bad I couldnt differentiate le Car and le Supercinq.

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    7 points TerribleBubble

    Both are gorgeous, but Le Car ( which is called La Renault 5 in France ) is smaller and rounder. Typical european car from the 70's.

    La Super 5 is more like a cube and looks like all the late 80'S european city car.

    Both got a GT Turbo version, amazing designs.

    Now there is an electric modern one, which is pretty cool.

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    2 points wobllle

    Yeah I've just seen the electric one in the wild today. Bigger than I imagined and very cool looking.

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    1 points Salt-End7780

    Elctric one is in fact... Not cool. Nothing unique at all. A disgrace for the Renault 5 name. Just call it "another electric. By Renault"

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    2 points TerribleBubble

    You can't say that it's a fact, as it's just your taste and opinion, let's agree to disagree

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    2 points CheeseWineBread

    Let's say Super5 at the top of banana instead of car now

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    1 points Martitoad

    https://preview.redd.it/kzbz382red6g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b289cc2cadb9fe0a20c615f4eef395d1058e2a9

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  • 16 points PDNW1234

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  • 11 points Vyperon99

    "I know what i've got!"

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    4 points Bca5h

    “No lowball offers”

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  • 9 points [deleted]

    What's the float?

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    5 points collorfull_00

    sir, it appears you mistaken the car for a boat.

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    3 points thisreallybdog

    Or maybe a goat

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  • 6 points Fureru-Moji-3871

    How much?

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    9 points YoRt3m

    16000$ top

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    5 points Ozzy_chef

    I'm like a $12 bottom

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    4 points povgoni

    I give 2 kebabs for it

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  • 3 points 21ismsti

    1 soccer ball

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  • 4 points 01000010110000111011

    You can have 16000$ that's all I got

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  • 4 points WinterAccess6731

    https://preview.redd.it/1gy7bj61rd6g1.jpeg?width=1063&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d0ebfda779696ad0fcd12025b0290ba7d14ab2f

    i have this, can you add cash on top?

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  • 3 points toastiswet

    One high quality scout.

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  • 3 points DarkLordCZ

    I'll trade you 16 GiB of RAM for it

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    2 points I_hate_being_alone

    Tak to bude muset týpek přihodit AWP.

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    2 points DarkLordCZ

    Už je to moc dlouho co jsem ten comment napsal, RAM už stouply moc, už dvě

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  • 2 points klumpenkacke

    3 p250 sand dunes

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    1 points Practical-Carrot-314

    What wear

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    2 points klumpenkacke

    Same as the car. Looks battle scarred to me

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    1 points Practical-Carrot-314

    Great ansver

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  • 2 points Grand_Tap8673

    How can people be so creative?

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  • 2 points Interesting_Case_291

    Please uploading speedometer readings and photo of suspension if any football is stuck or not.

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  • 2 points BUKKAKELORD

    A magazine of Glock bullets from CS 1.6 (probably still functional, use at your own risk) and a flashbang (used) take it or leave it

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  • 2 points codmsubredditsucks

    Two hostages, take it or leave it

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  • 1 points Only_Firefighter1879

    2 send dune p250? Last offer!

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  • 1 points AnonymousGoat10

    Ok I will give you an A4 howl bs

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  • 1 points PrestigiousTrack3388

    If that car have skin i would buy it

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  • 1 points koalafishmutant

    Kebab included.

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  • 1 points richardshouldbehappy

    https://preview.redd.it/x3n60dsztd6g1.jpeg?width=1056&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11aafd069cf73704418fb731d2468d2a1337381e

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  • 1 points MangoJuice_Boi

    Where the instagram dude who low-balls used cars on Facebook Marketplace when you need him

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  • 1 points Pandu0P

    3 p250 sand dunes

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  • 1 points Acc3lerat0r

    750€, 3 beer and my left testicle

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  • 1 points SaintCactus_

    Dropshipping cars from Dust 2 is a first

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  • 1 points MarianBMU

    Can you please share VIN number to check it on CarVertical?

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  • 1 points ThatWasEsyGG

    1 Mac-10

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  • 1 points baronofkandiaro

    I hear it was used in t e r r o r activities?

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  • 1 points MaryJane_lil

    This is a true legend!

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  • 1 points Firm_Shallot_287

    im buying dm me plz

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  • 1 points badandatpeace

    Whats your lowest price

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  • 1 points Schmich

    Worth $0 when all Valve did was write func vehiculo on a minivan after properly teasing func_vehicle's return.

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  • 1 points Big-Salt-7517

    Hmmmm... what about a decent 7 grand no questions in cash all?

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  • 1 points TedCheeseburger

    I know what I have

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  • 1 points Boy_Meats_Grill

    That's not your Ladda

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  • 1 points Joedtoilette

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  • 1 points vessel_for_the_soul

    I walk by that car everyday, I know it hasnt moved in 10 years.

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  • 1 points SnooShortcuts103

    150$

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  • 1 points SandWhichWay

    10

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  • 1 points onenegativeone

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Rb5iBWm30

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  • 1 points Other-Basis-8291

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  • 1 points SUMMER_MAX_84

    I offer you €600

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  • 1 points QUASIZM

    Just realized this was probably based off the Renault 5

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  • 1 points CompetitiveYoghurt30

    I’ll give you my bs p250 sand dune for it. Take it or leave it

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  • 1 points Poyoye

    FranzJ has entered the chat

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  • 1 points SKY-911-

    how much mph

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  • 1 points FormerTomatillo3696

    5 dorra.

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  • 1 points Best_Orange_123

    Do you except cs2 skins?

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  • 1 points mil0wCS

    FaceBook market place sales be like

    • has 200,000 miles driven on it and wants $4,500 for the damn thing.
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  • 1 points Glum-Aerie-8866

    https://preview.redd.it/g5hp8o7gvi6g1.png?width=1344&format=png&auto=webp&s=7276b78e8dfd7d4b34eb68c4c9d030cca0213fcf

    I sell this one

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  • 1 points National_Office_4758

    I have a football, I can trade it with your car if you want.

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  • 1 points Macaprasok

    I will give you a deagle

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  • 1 points Agent_Buckshot

    Broseph I got an Andrew Jackson with your name on it

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  • 1 points Wesley_3602

    https://preview.redd.it/mkak4cvb3k6g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b9f42cb3d698c87d07ae58ba51f16a387ee4d42

    I'll trade for this and your extra payment 2k$

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    1 points Adevyy

    What are you holding?

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  • 1 points Minute-Plant-4095

    2 Frag grenades, 1 C4, 3 bullets for Deagle, 1 smoke, and 3 decoys. We can negotiate 3 round wins maybe, if you manage to change the oil.

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  • 1 points LateToTheParty013

    Is that a Toyota Starlet?

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  • 1 points Vroshtatters

    I’ll give a Scar-20 contractor field tested. I’ll stop by tonight clean it up for me

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  • 1 points zdechlakk

    Hi im selling one playoffs [Standard Lower Tier] 2 Day Bundle Saturday - Sunday Wave 1 B ticket [ SEC - 208] , through the official ticketfairy website, hit me up in my dms, if you are intrested.

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  • 1 points 85mysterion85

    https://preview.redd.it/bw71d2bztm6g1.jpeg?width=2528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7042b4b94b2a1215c570d9c152869fe84e746f2

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  • 1 points Saratumaio

    40 camels

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  • 1 points Serious-Jet89

    cheeseburger

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  • 1 points GreatIceGrizzly

    CS humour is the best, hands down: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBFKn-1hD-o

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  • 1 points Far_Brain_108

    Hello, is this still available?

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  • 1 points Relevant_Evening_585

    https://preview.redd.it/o4sjzhfkso6g1.jpeg?width=657&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bd425dbeffdf9460d17e7fc09235b49ffb7e149

    I’m offering you one of these two cars. As you can see, they are in normal working condition, with only some minor paintwork needed. If you take both, the second one will be discounted.

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  • 1 points The_bike_guy126

    I'll offer $4750

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  • 1 points Dense_Spend_8308

    2 smoke grenades and a Zeus gun take it or leave it

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  • 1 points Rude-Xi

    Cheaper than a Doppler

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