Does anybody else have a yarn-eater
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  • 562 points _SoftRockStar_

    https://preview.redd.it/fkokbt37kw7g1.jpeg?width=3213&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa4213da4a4d777acebe461c647cc178302e9892

    After he gets in trouble for it he acts like he’s just admiring my work until I let my guard down again and then he’s right back on his bs

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    183 points HellLucy00Burnaslash

    Bro my cat legit inches her paw towards it while pretending to be asleep.

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    99 points _SoftRockStar_

    I know this move! It’s like second hand embarrassment watching them commit so hard to the bit 😂

    (also adorable, obviously)

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    41 points HellLucy00Burnaslash

    Yesss!!! She, after moving and adjusting so far, started flicking the box of stitch markers. Upon me saying a word to her in response to this, she began licking her paw and did a biiiiiig stretch. She thinks she’s slick!

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    4 points empnuev

    Awww 🥹

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    21 points cephalophile32

    ok but... is that... a vest for him? It looks like little arm holes :)

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    74 points _SoftRockStar_

    Haha I was wondering if someone would point out that he was trying to destroy it because he knew what I was doing…

    https://preview.redd.it/y6deu2878z7g1.jpeg?width=1409&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c542534df75a02b51f561f39d7861dfa4b05f118

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    18 points stupid_idiot_pie

    Precious little man

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    10 points cephalophile32

    Omg he literally had the :3 face. Adorable! Great work! Are you using a pattern? (Didn’t see it in a comment but it maybe it got buried if you did!)

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    7 points _SoftRockStar_

    Oh thank you! Yes he is a handsome little boy. You’d never know I found him as a dirty little baby in a tree lol.

    I only used a pattern to understand how to make arm holes and then I kind of poked around Pinterest to make up the rest but I didn’t use anything specific. His body and neck are weirdly longer than they look so I just kept putting it on him to see if I was headed in the right direction. Then increasing and decreasing to adjust. I honestly did not think it was going to work but it turned out perfect for him.

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    1 points do_you_still_exist

    he looks sooo dapper & the vest matches his eye colour!💚

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    2 points Blobarella

    Unrelated, that is a beautiful blanket

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    2 points _SoftRockStar_

    Thank you! It actually makes me happy to look at it. It’s part of my “dopamine living room” 😂

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    1 points ShaylaDee

    I have a dopamine library. The walls just got finished being painted a lovely sea blue, the day bed has lemon yellow sheets and there's an electric tea kettle set up in there. Now I just need to finish the wildflower blanket I'm making to go in there and I might never leave!

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    1 points HaiirPeace

    I love that yarn color!

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  • 124 points VanillaLaceKisses

    I use to. 😭 my Emma use to eat the yarn all the time. Been a bit over a year of her and her sister being gone. Fuck I miss them…

    https://preview.redd.it/tvgq7r5uiw7g1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4db555e355aa0dcede4ad36c7a8213cf784bf309

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    45 points Mossidhe

    You're kitty looks so much like my Felix! He also is gone. Passed about 6 years ago from pancreatitis. He was also a yarn kitty. But he just chewed it. It'd get so wet lol. Bleh

    https://preview.redd.it/jbd06i0btx7g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=55827a8515313e056069e9fad2359736fbd4920f

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    3 points ShaylaDee

    https://preview.redd.it/keccyo9vl28g1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=976471cef50deeb6d707aede7d3578a1397af0ea

    Tuxedo yarn eaters unite! This is Alfred, we lost his brother Hamlet in July.

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    2 points GreeenCircles

    I'm so sorry for your loss </3

    I lost my little furry guy in February, it still hurts.

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  • 109 points QueenBitch916

    https://preview.redd.it/luoqnkaiqw7g1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f14de7ae7c3dd12be86665c33b2b563f4c0471d4

    My two girls are always trying to eat my yarn 😭

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    16 points CrochetCafe

    Omg! Is that a Lionhead on the left?! I used to have one and his name was Bunz. He was the best little bunny! ❤️❤️❤️

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    18 points QueenBitch916

    Yeah she’s actually a lion head angora mix! Her name is Dolly and she’s such a sweetheart

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    4 points Successful_Salad7732

    Wait!? Angora mix… can you spin her fur or no because she’s a mix? lol ngl I want some so I can spin but my man says no heckin way am I allowed bunny rabbits to fuel my habit lmao

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    2 points RestorePhoto

    Oh man, my renter's daughter had a rabbit that regularly ate through METAL! Wire, but still...power cords, seriously dangerous but that little guy took big bites out of a lot of power cords. Can't imagine the damage of one going after just yarn lol! They have some serious teeth!

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  • 195 points KTMevans

    https://preview.redd.it/jlmy4599jw7g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=aa32a1959dd846ddeff69ffce1b568f1afc3a7aa

    Yes, you can't let his cute face lull you into complacency.

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    45 points SpudFire

    He is innocent of any and all crimes he has been accused of

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    8 points SeshruVantas

    This looks like it was taken of my goldie 2 years ago in my living room. He, the floor, the baseboards, it looks identical.
    Beautiful pup <3

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  • 86 points OneScaredHuman

    https://preview.redd.it/z52j0eodax7g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=fadae77802f340fc316303ed668e3f824221b29d

    Oh yes. He steals skeins, chews and plays tug with whatever yarn I am using at that moment.

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    16 points sewnoodle

    This photo is adorable

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    16 points rosebeach

    The cone of shame really sells it

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    8 points OneScaredHuman

    Doesn't it just? I may have removed his trouble nuts but not even half of the trouble he causes xD

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  • 143 points Quercus-falcata

    https://preview.redd.it/nz7hw55piw7g1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5a0b56929aabfa831b2feaf460a8b0a4cc07b52

    Only when im actively using it

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    3 points Ok_Refrigerator6671

    Same!! I'm constantly pulling one of my (4) cats out of my yarn bin! Our newest kitten loves to play with my hook while I'm working, which is a new one for me. He also loves to try and steal my phone stylus and every single free pen/marker/pencil in the house. TBD if he discovers the joy of yarn, but so far he doesn't seem to care. (Might be because I keep a stash of his toys within reach for distractions, though)

    https://preview.redd.it/evnsjeamyz7g1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bfbc3605c7538076275302fe63599710b5e4cb4

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  • 64 points smolangrybitch

    https://preview.redd.it/psxhousgpw7g1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f719a1ad129255317f573b8c1745633f6e854cf4

    The culprit

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    7 points AromaticIntrovert

    That sweet face has never done anything wrong in their whole life! 🥹

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    5 points Bourbonstr8up

    He looks so cozy!

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  • 67 points juiceyoyoyo

    https://preview.redd.it/8v5iqreqtw7g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=751a859f502069542fc5d1b32d1596b39e018f60

    I cant leave my yarn/wips unsupervised, my creature will inevitably get to it

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  • 57 points GasparThePrince

    I get to a part and the yarn is all wet and squeaky and I look over and see the fuzzy fucker flossing his teeth with my yarn

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  • 58 points birbscape90

    https://preview.redd.it/7jr4buyp2y7g1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c9ef8bcdead974c40e9194b10c575c5e1856207

    This flying arsehole 😐

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    9 points stupid_idiot_pie

    Oh my god lmao

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    5 points BeckyDaTechie

    I KNEW there'd be a bird eventually!

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    3 points birbscape90

    Haha im surprised there aren't more 😂

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    1 points thefirstwingedalpha

    Is that a chevron moss stitch?

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    1 points birbscape90

    Sure is!

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    1 points thefirstwingedalpha

    That's so cool!! I've only ever seen moss stitch done rectangular or in the round

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  • 51 points Cottoncloudhigh

    https://preview.redd.it/ak326gitmw7g1.jpeg?width=2514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d6a76591122d074988ef049180f1e251cd10af4

    Not eating (yet), but staring very hard at it 😅 Het whiskers twitched every time the yarn moved lol

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  • 43 points _zaten_

    https://preview.redd.it/4urslp75vw7g1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dac126d918faf6c8564cb1052bfcb555aa1e3a1

    She keeps attacking my yarn

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    7 points _zaten_

    Excuse the only one bit of yarn in this image there was more in the bag

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    7 points Significant_Gate_419

    makes sense. its her cave now 🦇🐈

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  • 39 points theta394

    She has learned better... most of the time

    https://preview.redd.it/wn7puvrssw7g1.jpeg?width=2355&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=796aabc67b7bd14eb84242b9f346580f8f2ef0a4

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    7 points simonhunterhawk

    https://preview.redd.it/b6dc96ua5z7g1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ffc5be4616a41dfa011b79d163fd09beca5694b

    she looks like my Sailor!

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    5 points GrdnLovingGoatFarmer

    She makes no apologies

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  • 39 points tequilafuckingbird

    My kitten swallowed 20cms of wool and had to go to the emergency and given medication to forcibly vomit. They didn’t think it would come up but thankfully it did

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  • 33 points youngbabymoon

    https://preview.redd.it/jt0tk9fvhy7g1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=208bf78c389cfc62f9cfaf168d6ea9d1d17c6c0f

    Toaster ate my yarn and ended up needing a $10k surgery. Please be careful with your kitties

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    13 points ir_da_dirthara

    That's an "And I'll do it again!" face if I ever saw one.

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    1 points theangstmaster

    TOASTER??? 🥹🥹🥹

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  • 28 points DoyleTurmoil

    Anytime my cat messes with my yarn I tell her not to be a cliche

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  • 28 points hooked_siren

    Lmaoo he lies there all calm like and then suddenly my yarn won't come and i look and he's got it in his mouth! Not the ball, my actual working yarn.

    https://preview.redd.it/xyaj5ha1cx7g1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=703d939da298c8d9dbef4fa0fc7f3876d0f2cf3c

    This is him pretending to not pay attention to The String

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    4 points sewnoodle

    "nothing to see here..." lol!

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  • 20 points XaviDoesThings

    https://preview.redd.it/qo5p1gmwfx7g1.jpeg?width=6048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3686cffea325fe803a58c8ca60405b242982da12

    Claiming her place for the soft wool!

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  • 39 points BorealisLynx

    https://preview.redd.it/g223hi9hkw7g1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a433e4e5848cc4605c2d2bdd37f1ba33a8591c3

    Ceasar never tried after I gently said no.

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    1 points dragon-in-a-sweater

    Ugh I’m jealous 😭

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    1 points BorealisLynx

    He normally doesn't until that yarn. His go to place is next to my knees. (His pouting spot)

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  • 17 points cougarlips

    https://preview.redd.it/ddu8og3ngx7g1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=712bd05729006ccc23d705802b1fd4536a5edcb4

    she tries her best and is frequently thwarted 😔

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  • 15 points quartsune

    r/CatsWhoCrochet certainly has no such thing . . . >.>

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  • 16 points shimmeringcolors

    https://preview.redd.it/0hm4vm7mix7g1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a318f73ba5ad70f6f5c7ec8f99a0b43c5b0aa70

    I have whatever the opposite of this is. She is VERY afraid of anything that's a WIP, but once it's finished she just wants to cuddle up with it. 😆

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  • 14 points liftkitten

    https://preview.redd.it/7ayfhbg1mx7g1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04d6fe5caa9c6d9993edf78159fbc71d7c44bd51

    This one right here. Ignores all purchased toys, loves trees and yarn.

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    8 points statenand_

    https://preview.redd.it/pe63iomufz7g1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76dc4d3f618e24cfe5f2be06314c3347a8449af8

    I also have one that loves trees and yarn. I have another but he doesn’t care for the tree just yarn and wires 🤦🏼‍♀️

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    3 points liftkitten

    What a beautiful and lifelike ornament you have!

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    2 points GrdnLovingGoatFarmer

    What a great picture!

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    2 points liftkitten

    Thank you!

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  • 14 points jayytheawkward

    My cat doesn't eat the yarn but does hold my working yarn in her mouth like an extra tension gauge and I won't notice until it's randomly wet.

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    2 points Spirited-Cabinet-116

    Helping 🥹

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    3 points jayytheawkward

    I like to think of it as she's blessing the yarn 😂

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  • 14 points HaleyDeathShard

    Yes 😂 everytime I'm pulling for more yarn she thinks its a toy she can chew on. She doesnt have much teeth so I'm happy she can't eat the yarn.

    https://preview.redd.it/ys1gai4hax7g1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c824734de4adc9885b016357e6f2832bbc95e455

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  • 13 points Erizael

    https://preview.redd.it/s5i0101b9x7g1.jpeg?width=1836&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c88dd64de340ff8153b8ea02466c15d17ae13ac

    Yes... But she has a beauty privilege so it's fine

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  • 11 points empathy-entropy

    https://preview.redd.it/ff7j7nw63z7g1.jpeg?width=3195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38b935e7f0ac8f346d48a82d0f353866eec16d81

    I left the room for a couple minutes. She had the audacity to act like she hadn't moved.

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    13 points empathy-entropy

    https://preview.redd.it/w7w1rgcd3z7g1.jpeg?width=3195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=727bdf7731376ceebcd96d60624de0d6bc5f07d2

    Queen of testing boundaries

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  • 9 points TomorrowProud5098

    Oh yes... It was so annoying but now i miss her doing that. Doesn't matter if i was crocheting or sewing, the yarn or tread was always under attack! I miss you Amy <3

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  • 11 points Riterally

    Not caught in the act this time, definitely guilty.

    https://preview.redd.it/xekg2qkj3x7g1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5c0e4f516839ecb988bf2bb50765d10ed9ff435

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  • 9 points Ok-Statistician5344

    I have 3 but here's the worst one.

    https://preview.redd.it/rv3jdtcnzx7g1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b85d2d887d90ef73f14c7e94768ea82444e741f7

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    3 points PurpleTiger6862

    I'm sorry but at first glance i thought you had a gd chicken in your living room 🤣

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    2 points buffpepperonipony

    Of course the worse one is orange

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    1 points Ok-Statistician5344

    Hehe I also have another orange but he isn't bad at all .

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  • 9 points Bulky-Equivalent-438

    https://preview.redd.it/sorb2tm82y7g1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ade5d59ee84b8e9976ffbe47199f29ebf152d66

    I used to 🥲 she sat with me as I taught myself to crochet and was always there to be annoying when I was getting frustrated, which helped distract me and cheer me up. She loved cotton yarn best.

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  • 10 points Spare-Bet-7374

    I love that this is apparently a multi-species problem. I thought I was just going to see cats. 😂 

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  • 10 points Pledgeofmalfeasance

    I have decoy yarn. It's in front of the yarn I actually want to use, and my cat gets to feel like she wins.

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  • 9 points Iamatitle

    https://preview.redd.it/z5w8q2xzpy7g1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=669ed59f55bcebfc22f216511262e64d501dcfa2

    one eye open pretending to be sleeping waiting for his moment 😂

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  • 9 points AromaticIntrovert

    https://preview.redd.it/4ptb1qkw7z7g1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a674125eec2296a323ba96546cd7941976158637

    Gregory loved to help!

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  • 9 points stupid_idiot_pie

    Here is the beast in question, I dedicated this comic to her

    https://preview.redd.it/whdphs98hz7g1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=299c8cb56e1182f8daed1f804b97e53f5ec54a23

    I didn’t think my post would get any attention, but then I realized that people love to share photos of their animals. Consequently, I love to LOOK at adorable photos of animals. So thank you everybody for posting your yarn-eaters

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  • 7 points neonsharkz

    I have a yarn attacker. He tries to fight the yarn whilst im making things and then claims whatever ive made as his afterwords lol

    https://preview.redd.it/xf8oi0t42y7g1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6cead7906762bb17f2be9f454e567ee15972166

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  • 7 points cupidhurts

    not mine, but i went over my friend’s apartment once (she has 2 cats) and i was met with a menace

    edit: word

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  • 7 points goodnite_nurse

    i had to buy a yarn winder because my red heeler finds great joy in unraveling balls of yarn and shredding the label into confetti lol

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  • 8 points InadmissibleHug

    https://preview.redd.it/o0rzko0wnx7g1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12f10b052d954cef13212c19ad3246c591251991

    Yessss

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  • 8 points SteamboatMcGee

    On the total other end of the spectrum, my dog once singled out a yarn ball that had fallen out of the bag after I bought it. She never plays with toys and it was cotton so I just let her have it to see what she'd do.

    She meticulously tore off the paper wrapper and snuggled that ball of yarn for like three days. Never even pulled any of it out of shape. I think it smelled good, and after a few days it just smelled like her so then she was done with it.

    The cat was baffled.

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  • 6 points NeuroticChic

    https://preview.redd.it/430g2sw63y7g1.jpeg?width=2028&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce672795f4e4d061812b5c8f002ee0be8af1bc24

    This little boy, at about 1 year old, ate almost 12" of yarn. $1000 and some staples later, he was okay. He ate something else a few years ago and cost even more $. He's 11 years old now and still my baby. I keep my yarn locked in a room that he can't get into and watch it like a hawk when I'm working on a project in the living room.

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  • 7 points FierceDevil

    https://preview.redd.it/ua8hvfswoy7g1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f9a7001346bfc6306c576e14a27763a07f9a1a3

    I have learned to recognize the sound of his smack snacking on my yarn

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  • 6 points Commercial-Nail6401

    https://preview.redd.it/yx7uonmlzy7g1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d87d59953ae4659031e6c3af2c6b040abe91ada

    Not only does this idiot baby boy love to try and eat my yarn, he also loves to lay on my projects while I'm working on it (this one was a fluffy pillowcase, which is why the pillow, I was checking the sizing 😆). Unfortunately he is very cute so he gets away with it. When I get more of this particular yarn I'm gonna make him a little blanket because he was OBSESSED with this project.

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  • 7 points simonhunterhawk

    https://preview.redd.it/oibudt2x4z7g1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be49bfbad2147f718c592e358c236c219eb58ea5

    yarn, hooks… always looking for the next sacrifice lol

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    3 points PurpleTiger6862

    I love that they already have one under their arm lol. My parents dog does the same thing with kindling for the fire. She'll just end up with a pile of thieved sticks

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  • 4 points Wankeritis

    I’ve been really lucky with my past two cats.

    Molly wanted to eat yarn so bad but had such self control that she would just monch near the yarn without actually touching it.

    Our current lady, Izzy, is very old and has no interest in anything unless it’s cat food, someone’s lap, or her recliner.

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  • 5 points The-Hive-Queen

    https://preview.redd.it/zcpm8syn3y7g1.jpeg?width=2642&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60ac476163d6c489aa1c89736b13c1932a584076

    Only when he doesn't have better options. The better options are often expensive because he's a picky bugger.

    If it's not your finest bully stick, then the YARN SHALL DO!

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  • 4 points WhiteWitchWannabe

    Yeah, nothing like crocheting and suddenly your yarn is wet

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  • 6 points brandyradio

    https://preview.redd.it/379jvcidiy7g1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cf10295c8db5c73381c30bcb6860721a7cd81c6

    The culprit Jinx

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  • 5 points OroraBorealis

    I pull out a ball of yarn and his eyes grow three sizes.

    He craves the yarn, mother.

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  • 5 points dta_82

    I can go months without him eating my yarn. But just when I think it's safe he pounces

    https://preview.redd.it/tdnvx8rcoy7g1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04e6cfeef2ddd88978a49add4f2a9e3e34d39f2c

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    2 points PurpleTiger6862

    That is the most glorious cotton ball I've ever seen

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  • 4 points LiteraryLoops

    https://preview.redd.it/mcgj8yxt5z7g1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b883a1455105c22b4156b349f60f0c24b444ca40

    She doesn’t just take a strand though. She’ll snatch the who skein and take off. Pic of her being sweet and snuggly.

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  • 4 points sewnoodle

    I have 5 cats and the struggle is REAL!

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  • 3 points Reclaimedidiocy

    quality control innit

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  • 3 points BlossomLillie

    https://preview.redd.it/khfyqh6mwy7g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=72aa5868240c31ce3f903c69455954d8c9c9f5c9

    Guilty

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  • 3 points HunnyMonsta

    Yes!

    I set her up for failure too because sometimes I'll purposefully have the yarn trailing across the room while I work on it so she can pounce on it and lick/chew the yarn. (don't worry, I make sure she doesn't lick/chew it too much to hurt her or anything. Always carefully monitor my cats when yarn is around)

    She's such a menace but I love her. :D

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  • 3 points AdInteresting829

    Yep, I have two little land moths.

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  • 3 points chaospixiestitches

    Mine pounces on me and shoves his head in my yarn bag. He might get sneakier as he's older, he's still only 6mo

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  • 3 points Used-Yam-6175

    Yes my 🐈, took out half a metre of yarn from his throat... 😵‍💫 

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  • 3 points AcanthocephalaOk5736

    And then the wet yarn is so hard to use with my hooks. Drives me insane.

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  • 3 points duncurr

    https://preview.redd.it/0knv5q42vy7g1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8774481c484e90db20ddc59bffc0cfb3a0124a19

    Pulled about 4 ft of yarn out of this booger's throat once. That ended up being a smelly sheep lol.

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  • 3 points SteamboatMcGee

    My (very sweet) cat has obvious intrusive thoughts around yarn. She'll just sort of zone in on it, leaning precariously, then shake herself out of it and remove herself from the situation for a while. She *knows* not to touch it (she can bite through yarn in one bite, ask me how I know), and she *wants* to be good, but it moves!

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  • 3 points CatieisinWonderland

    https://preview.redd.it/0hzsoebezy7g1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f60761d5afba999e817b4748e758b8e7e345bff

    I frequently ask him why my yarn is wet.

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  • 3 points borrowedloco

    https://preview.redd.it/5akr27tg0z7g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=cb6b39fba3832d36b6eb2ca403fe96e301987ee0

    This one likes to to cut the yarn. She doesn't eat it, but she can get through it in 2 chomps and then I have more joins than I need to 😭😭.

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  • 3 points ToenailCheesd

    My human daughter did that on one project when she was little!

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  • 3 points InfiniteGays

    https://preview.redd.it/poewikds4z7g1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a075900c813ea27fe8aab864121ce506235bb433

    he has severed my yarn while I was working with it many times 😭

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  • 3 points sluttypolarbear

    I have caught this little shit trying to eat through the plastic bags that yarn is in. He has a sixth sense for it or something. He's had multiple surgeries from yarn and hair ties.

    https://preview.redd.it/abi0i094iz7g1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69b409bc6aac7b2b70e4b5d4ddbb286adfa17fa6

    And yes, that is a zucchini. We left it on the table overnight and woke up to kitty bites taken out of it.

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    1 points BeckyDaTechie

    The KONG people came up with a toy he might like that probably won't cause a blockage.

    Picture your cat's reaction to a velvety hair scrunchie with 5 pony tail elastics run over it before it was sewn together.

    The Scrunchie crinkles.

    And it's Lisa Frank's colorway.

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    2 points sluttypolarbear

    It looks cute, but I probably wouldn't trust him not to break the hair ties and eat them. He's also very picky about his toys, so we're always hesitant to buy him new ones.

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  • 3 points birdlawschool

    Only one out of our three cats cares about yarn, and it's impossible to get any crochet done around her because my working yarn is always in her mouth. I'm glad that I've been doing projects for myself - I'd feel bad giving someone something soaked in cat spit 😅

    The guilty party:

    https://preview.redd.it/odaxmzasmz7g1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=432b5409073f7e40f79cc5a07fbfc27d4194a76e

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  • 3 points Fluffy-Sympathy-168

    https://preview.redd.it/477sxdn0sz7g1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2295d1e3c12109dd34bedbcc86d98a1f6ef6e2b5

    my little asshole who i've had to pull about 8 inches of sopping wet yarn directly out of his throat. thankfully i think it traumatized him enough that he hasn't done it since

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    1 points PurpleTiger6862

    He looks freshly traumatised in that photo 🤣

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  • 3 points Impossible_War_2741

    https://preview.redd.it/nfrb3mj2608g1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdcbcea86162ea0a6dda91a375d55d40b4fa840f

    Checking to see if I am paying attention before trying to eat my yarn

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  • 3 points EpiJade

    https://preview.redd.it/e17a7ufzc08g1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f131bff74472bc152281100c90d40c4a97a0ec1

    Oh you mean THIS DEMON who destroyed the tree, fought me for my yarn, then kept biting me because he wanted to play fetch during my work call.

    I love my little guy but we are definitely on demon time today.

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  • 3 points RestorePhoto

    I have been having a bad day, I just have to say thank you, this post and all the funny replies has made me smile a lot. Thank you, it means more than you can know :)

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    2 points stupid_idiot_pie

    Nyaaww I’m glad

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  • 2 points Xavius20

    My yarn eater ate yarn that was already part of a WIP blanket, my biggest project and first (and only) blanket.

    I haven't looked at the blanket since.

    It's probably been a year.

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  • 2 points Sensitive-Use-6891

    I don’t have a pet, but I love this entire thread with everyone posting their fur companions

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  • 2 points Logintheroad

    ...Why is this marked NSFW?

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    1 points stupid_idiot_pie

    Cuss word

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  • 2 points Alone_Somewhere8126

    Not a yarn eater but a yarn stealer. My dog likes to chase my yarn when I throw it across the room when I'm re-skeining, he then steals any blankets I make for my bed.

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  • 2 points Wonderful_Habit_

    My dog thinks yarn balls are stuffies and occasionally I'll find him chompin down on one in the corner

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  • 2 points Busy-Midnight-1888

    I have a child that has the impulsive urge to rapidly frog whatever project he manages to gets his hands on. Id take a yarn eater at this point lmao

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  • 2 points MissingNebula

    I've had 2 emergency vet visits for yarn eating with my boy. I have to watch him like a hawk. He's also eaten holes in finished projects. Hes an adorable terror.

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  • 2 points tigerowltattoo

    I’ve had a few over the years. There is nothing quite like the sensation of the cold, wet, slimy yarn hitting your fingers to make you regret cat-life.

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  • 2 points Low-Rutabaga-4857

    FORBIDDEN SPAGHETTI

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  • 2 points the-wifi-is-broken

    https://preview.redd.it/k21dwf3bkz7g1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8b16e7c6855c6b8ba8d64f52f037b2ae549845d

    This asshole

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  • 2 points Taeconomix

    This entire comment section made my day! I was crying the whole day and seeing this made me feel so much better! Thank you everyone I love everyone of them!♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

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  • 2 points PurpleTiger6862

    I don't have a cat, but i do have a dog who thinks that my yarn balls are just more toys. So he tries to "tidy" them out of my project basket and into his toy basket 🤪 I have to stash them under my WIP so he can't see them

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    2 points PurpleTiger6862

    I forgot to add a picture of the culprit

    https://preview.redd.it/7cjp1yb1uz7g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=743408673f43bb5bd8bb9f4a6f0acd034fe0ce03

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  • 2 points all8things

    https://preview.redd.it/zvgh2ly2vz7g1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae94f6a2d06f676d9d201b82a6948891e1a0409f

    Yup. She always thinks it’s for her.

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  • 2 points Sweet_Explanation822

    https://preview.redd.it/j1kuzqwxxz7g1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82d1e00f8bd85e7cae8feb571ba9b9d585296349

    Yes, me wondering why the yarn is wet🤣

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  • 2 points Prestigious-Law65

    https://preview.redd.it/blee51wg008g1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f3cad77640f464951cb6b37f5d55296f78571da

    Yes 😅

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  • 2 points EuphoricPanda

    https://preview.redd.it/glddku9q008g1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74b3903b5919c4e6cfc5ce3ce9d14271d3a98763

    He’s learned that he has to be sneaky to delay being caught. So now, I usually only realize when I start to feel damp yarn.

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  • 2 points daddysbestestkitten

    Mine don't just chew on the line they snip it so they aren't allowed around the yarn anymore they have no self-control. Lol

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  • 3 points DJCstitches

    I had a dog do that years ago. The yarn had some wool in it and she was initially a hunting dog. I noticed my yarn was caught under the table but that's just where the buffet was. I later found some of that yarn in the back yard because it didn't digest well.

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    3 points CrochetCafe

    I hope your dog survived! I’ve heard of pets getting yarn/string wrapped up in their intestines 😔

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    2 points DJCstitches

    Oh she was fine after. She was mostly chewing on it and I think she only swallowed a short piece. It wasn't a lot of time. She's gone now and but she died years after that because she was about 13 and had cancer. She was a really good dog and I miss her.

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    2 points CrochetCafe

    I’m glad that there weren’t any yarn complications! I am sorry for your loss. Losing a pet can be as hard as losing a family member. Sounds like she had a pretty good life with someone who loved her though! ❤️

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  • 1 points nights-kiss

    He's ruined so many projects right as I get past the half way point 😭

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  • 1 points Bald_Goddess

    I have three of them! They are also skein stealers so they definitely keep me on my toes!

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  • 1 points FutilityWrittenPOV

    I do not crochet around my cats anymore after what happened to my sister's cat. Her cat ate so much yarn that she needed surgery for intestinal blockage. She learned the lesson the hard way and I heed the warning and don't test it.

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  • 1 points sparklekitteh

    r/catswhocrochet

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  • 1 points Heavy_Ad_170

    This happened to me one time. I looked down, saw her eating yarn, had to pull like 2 feet of it out of her mouth. I haven't worked on that project since lol

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  • 1 points laowildin

    That last frame is killing me! So true

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  • 1 points CarelessDistance1478

    Yup, my prev cat. He was named Chewy... and not because of his looks! My boy lived to 18 years old before cancer took the sweet lil mouth mofo. 

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  • 1 points gorgeously_mytruself

    Omg!🤦🏾‍♀️ I have two furbabies, one will cuddle with me while I crochet, and the other has to stay far away because she will attack my yarn. Sometimes she pretends to be chill and cuddles too, but five minutes later I wonder what is going on with my tension and see her with a mouth full of yarn…

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  • 1 points TotalyAwspmeNoob

    my dog picks up the entire skein and darts away

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  • 1 points dragon-in-a-sweater

    Yes. Sometimes we get to pull it out of his mouth.

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  • 1 points Top_Independence_700

    M'y cat once try to eat a whole ball of yarn (it was a small one but still). It was terrifying to discover his liking for yarn this way. He did throw up the whole thing later and nothing happened to him hopefully. Now I have to be carefull with everything that include thread, like hairbands, he ate one once.

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  • 1 points Bunnie_Rae

    Yes..

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  • 1 points faintingrobin

    I once saw my cat slurp up a stray yarn tail as if it was spaghetti

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  • 1 points Dogs_Without_Horses_

    Our cat once vomited up 4ft of yarn. It was terrifying, disgusting, and amazing all at once.

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  • 1 points Suspicious-Lime3644

    I cannot leave any yarn unsupervised. My cat will eat it. And that is genuinely dangerous.

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  • 1 points burnitalldown321

    I can't post it here, but we have a video of our little demon taking my WIP out of my hands to run away w it. The video was recorded after the 4th time I'd reclaimed it. She eventually gave up

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  • 1 points FyberPunk

    My yarn eater had to have emergency surgery to get the yarn out. Now my crochet is banished to the rooms she’s not allowed in.

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  • 1 points Slow-Complaint-3273

    Yes. My boys like to “help” this way. My husband says the cats worship me as the Mistress of the String. 😆

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  • 1 points annabanahna

    Mine is a 5 month old baby.

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  • 1 points UnrulyPoet

    The worst is when they've done it sneakily so you didn't know and you discover it by getting to a damp and cold section lmaoo

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  • 1 points Big-Act-1474

    I've got five yarn eaters, it's absolutely hectic

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  • 1 points BeckyDaTechie

    I had one. She didn't always get all the way through with acrylic so I didn't know she was at it until all of the sudden my left hand pinky was slimy.

    Then I got some alpaca/cotton blend. For some reason, THAT made her go from "I can nom this," to "I MUST BLOCK MY INTESTINES WITH THIS LINEAR MAGIC RIGHT NOW!"

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  • 1 points EmergencyGreenOlive

    Yes, it’s my 9mo daughter. All my projects are slow going because now I have to hide my yarn stash and work while she sleeps.. yes this is a legit human baby, no she has never actually swallowed any yarn but if there’s yarn put she definitely tries to sneak off with a skein to mouth it

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  • 1 points Bexarnaked

    My sweet baboo that is years gone now, was a crochet serial killer! He would chew through blankets and even a whole skien. I had to hide my work from him! I’ll never forget him! Kiss your sweet baby for me. Nice work too!

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  • 1 points wiss_ssnia

    https://preview.redd.it/mppcl0f7918g1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08b9edfda8427272af8d24bf755616830e09b03a

    Gus the yarn addict

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  • 1 points TSEpsilon

    I love when I'm focused on a project and suddenly my working yarn is wet.

    I look up and there's one of my girls, yarn running through her mouth, purring and drooling, contented as can be. 

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  • 1 points Kimbyssik

    My 3yo kid. He's either putting my working yarn in his mouth or winding it around his fingers.

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  • 1 points Cystonectae

    It's lovely crocheting along and all of a sudden the yarn has a suspiciously wet spot.... It's great.

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  • 1 points muleborax

    My cat Percy ate a chunk of yarn, and I was horrified he had a bowel obstruction. A vet recommended pumpkin, and while it did help him pass the yarn, cats can also vomit from too much pumpkin.

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  • 1 points DutchieCrochet

    r/catswhocrochet is full of them.

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  • 1 points Gengar_Express

    https://preview.redd.it/4hpmq1gpu18g1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=705168d24f71be21ffbcc80af47763f9d254b42c

    This is Steve, my special yarn cutter. 🙃

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  • 1 points TheRealRedQueen

    https://preview.redd.it/89y0rupvd28g1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e45798be50cce738f6a25723a9ca9a500bebd621

    I have one too

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  • 1 points bloodlovingpsycho

    I spend more time trying to keep my one cat from eating said yarn than I do actually getting work done. The main heathen/supurrrrviser

    https://preview.redd.it/20l73iafj28g1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb7718d7ee6fd6f137e106d4f43f12400b4e8f26

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  • 1 points Montauk26

    Yep I love when I suddenly come to a wet spot on the yarn. I look over and he’s just so content munching as it slides by him

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  • 1 points Nuggetygoodness8

    Nothing like your yarn suddenly becoming wet

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  • 1 points ProfessionalHat6828

    Yep. I told a few people that they’re getting cat spit for Christmas.

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  • 1 points s0larium_live

    https://preview.redd.it/k8jzgzqn838g1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21329c82c07bf898e686be0bd029c1292677134b

    he loves chewing my yarn, like he’ll try to play with it and then he’ll change his mind and just eat it

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  • 1 points R2D2_Lady

    Mine just likes to watch the string move as I work. Occasionally a paw will come out to swat but mostly he just observes.

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  • 1 points Western_Water3232

    I don’t but my friend has a cat that will just straight up steal your yarn ball

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  • 1 points moonxdaughter

    We just got a new 6-month-old and I'm trying to crochet around her to train her not to. She just gets a fun new toy.

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