Kyle Rittenhouse posted pictures from his wedding today
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  • 2024 points Severe_Sword

    Making guns your entire fucking personality is so goddamn lame.

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    256 points SpecialEdShow

    It makes most general interest FB groups insufferable at times. Crazy how many car guys willingly post their career/family info in their profile while also showing off a glock and where they keep it in their conspicuously modded cars.

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    77 points Taftimus

    My dad thankfully isn’t one of those people but he said something one time while I was helping him create an account to play a golf game with.

    We were setting up the account and got to the portion where they ask for your information, typically email is sufficient but this is one of those phone games that’s linked to Facebook, and it asks for pretty much all of your info. He proceeds to start filling it out and I said ‘Dad, why are you putting all of your information in here, it isn’t required, just your email.’ And he said ‘Well they’re asking me for it.’

    I think a lot of these people end up having all of that information on display on their public profiles because they see a field labeled ‘Name’ and ‘Job’ and whatever else and they think the account requires that information.

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    34 points shawn1213

    Especially since most stolen guns are taken out of cars

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    1 points throwrapseudo

    Watch guys are terrible,

    Heres my datejust, and my 1911, a cigar and my wifes fake tits.....

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    1 points SpecialEdShow

    Oh yeah, I left the G Shock group because they ramped up gun content just to spite those of us that would prefer not to see it.

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    1 points throwrapseudo

    Ah yes, g-shock gravy seals!

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    26 points KyotoCrank

    It's like saying "I value the ability to take kill someone from a distance" every time you have a conversation.

    It's weird you don't see people making knives/swords/spears their personality. I bet they don't like them as much because you have to get close to kill someone, increasing the risk to yourself. It's much easier to kill someone with a gun.

    So not only do you advertise you think a weapon to kill people with is a cool thing, but that you're not as much of a badass you think you are because you want to kill them from far away.

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    18 points FireflyBSc

    There are definitely sword guys. But there is absolutely no way they are just walking around with their swords on a normal day, or showing off by USING them. There’s a lot more of history/craftsmanship interest going into that hobby.

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    6 points Snelly1998

    Armoured MMA with swords is absolutely a thing

    It also reminds us swords are pretty useless against armour

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    2 points sushisection

    HEMA nerds are not as cringey with it

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    1 points Rat-at-Arms

    Rofl what a dogshit extrapolation

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    95 points Hour_Dog_4781

    Very American, though.

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    14 points Enderkr

    I gotta be honest, making anything your entire personality just shows such a lack of development and character. This could be a picture of an "all purple" wedding or a LOTR wedding and I'd think the same.

    There are probably degrees of lameness depending on what your hyper-focus is, but they're all pathetic.

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    14 points DjRipNickMcNasty

    Your take is pretty interesting and kind of makes me feel like you have never been invited to a themed party or wedding before lol

    People can make a theme for their wedding without it being their entire personality… seeing a picture of a LotR wedding and thinking that the couple must have not have a lot of character is just weird and judgmental lol.

    On the other hand, knowing that Kyle is someone who is famous for shooting someone else, this is cringe af

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    6 points thelingeringlead

    Right? My wife and I agreed to put the okc thunder basketball team logo on our cake cause it was something we bonded over. We’ve been calling each other thunder buddies (like from Ted) our whole relationship. It’s not even a huge part of our personalities but we both got a kick out of it lol.

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    1 points MrBrutusChubbs

    Idk man, I’m not looking at this picture of a god-approved couple holding camouflaged weapons in their marital shot and thinking, “they’d both look just as odd if they were wearing purple and not wielding guns.”

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    2 points Cole41489

    Not only lame, but fucking weird as hell. Like I get having hobbies, like people who love to work on cars or read or hell even build Lego sets. But to obsess over something whose sole purpose is to injure and kill things is just fucking weird man.

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    3 points Minute-Weekend5234

    Especially after murdering people

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    3 points Russell_Jimmies

    The only reason any of us know his name is he killed 2 people in cold blood and got away with it. It kinda makes sense to me that he would make guns his brand. He literally has nothing else notable about him.

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    2 points Kieran__

    It was always obvious from the beginning tho? That's why so many people didn't like this guy. Was it not obvious to other people? It's almost like some people don't see the bigger picture and then cause problems starting arguments with people that do see the bigger picture. Anybody that wasn't blind or deaf could tell that this guy was a douchbag to say the least, despite any excuses people have given him

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    1 points _Administrator_

    Still better than being a furry

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    1 points keeleon

    The internet didnt really give him another choice.

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    1 points TerdSandwich

    It's wild to me that it's acceptable at all to make your whole personality around weapons used specifically for murder. Not historical collections or varieties used for hunting. Specifically just modern weapons designed for killing other humans.

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  • 658 points johnniebeeinak

    He married the gun, fyi.

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    160 points Drcornelius1983

    Let’s hope they consummate the marriage.

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    66 points lupindeathray

    https://i.redd.it/uqog8fsdxk6g1.gif

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    1 points SnooPickles4465

    Bruh wtf is that from

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    27 points TeopEvol

    He fired blanks

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    3 points Eena-Rin

    I want to clarify, I don't want him or anyone else to die. But also if he accidentally shot his penis off I wouldn't be upset about it

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    5 points PanzerSloth

    And hope he's a bottom.

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    6 points phallic-baldwin

    I hope he slips it the tongue

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    2 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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  • 545 points trippedonatater

    So weird to make a wedding all about something other than the people getting married.

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    87 points chamrockblarneystone

    What’s the over under on the divorce?

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    86 points skonaz1111

    She was coming right at me...self defence

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    22 points Matt6453

    It worked for Oscar Pistorius.

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    3 points alex7465

    Well he went to prison for a good while

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    3 points TeopEvol

    In Japan women come first, men come second.

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    6 points PalladiuM7

    .... Or sometimes not at all!

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    5 points TheTelekinetic

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    5 points mandatorypanda9317

    She's probably hoping to become the next Erika Kirk

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    3 points ReallyWeirdNormalGuy

    2029

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    6 points RebootDarkwingDuck

    I will absolutely take under on that. No way they make it two years.

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    3 points TheDreadGazeebo

    It's not like she loves him for his personality

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    2 points Kitesolar

    Not that I think what’s in this image is cool and gun culture is super weird here… but would you say the same for like a Star Wars themed wedding?

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    5 points frotc914

    would you say the same for like a Star Wars themed wedding?

    It's an interesting question. My answer is no just based on gut reaction, and I think there's two possible explanations:

    1. When people just want to nerd out completely for fun without worrying about what anyone else thinks, I think that's nice. By contrast, this always feels so performative. It's performative "strength", it's performative "patriotism", etc. Like if someone had a hunting themed wedding that involved guns, I honestly probably wouldn't mind because hunting is a hobby and guns are just a part of that. But this kind of thing isn't really a themed wedding. It's just two jerkoffs holding guns at a wedding - a context in which they make no sense.

    2. Guns can't really be separated from their political baggage and doing anything political at a wedding is straight stupid.

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    1 points Kitesolar

    Fair enough

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    2 points j0siahs74

    Yes

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    1 points Jackski

    No. Star wars is a show with multiple aspects. A gun is just a gun.

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    1 points Kitesolar

    Idk why people keep just replying like this tbh. I get what you mean but unless your opinion is the one I replied to your own response doesn’t matter. It sounds like you’re okay with people making their wedding about an aspect other than the wedding, so why reply to me with a response about a question I’m not asking lol.

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    1 points Jackski

    You literally asked a question. I answered it.

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    1 points Kitesolar

    You understand that questions have a context to them correct? The person I responded to said it’s weird for people to make things that aren’t the people getting married part of the wedding. That would apply to themed weddings so I was asking them if that was okay which would make their statement untrue they just don’t like the guns. It sounds like you don’t mind themed weddings so this question literally doesn’t apply to you.

    It would be like asking someone else why they don’t like meat and then you replying to me being like actually I do like meat I just don’t like hotdogs. That’s not what is being asked so why do you think your response matters if you don’t align with the person I’m asking the question to?

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  • 153 points accidentalwhore

    Help me understand the pushed-up jacket sleeves with a length of shirt sleeve sticking out. Is that a male fashion trend I missed?

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    75 points deadshot7

    no, he's just a dip shit

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    38 points dovahcody

    I’m also perplexed, it looks hella stupid. Wrinkling up a suit, smh. Cringe fest in that pic all around.

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    8 points Ultrarandom

    If it is I want no part of it. I like having a bit of cuff showing but not the actual sleeve, just makes it look like the tailor got the sleeves too short.

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    1 points _RAWFFLES_

    I need that guy that critiques men’s suits/fashion on social media to weigh in on this.

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    1 points blarghlfarghl

    I do that when it’s hot but not enough to take off the jacket. Usually don’t do it at my own wedding tho

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  • 240 points Squishy_Boy

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    26 points Hawt_Dawg_II

    I bet he fucking loves this gif. This shit got him so much support from those idiots

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  • 204 points cownan

    What's the point of having an adjustable stock if you're just going to leave it all the way extended so you can't shoot it?

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    150 points M-O-Disaster

    Big gun

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    24 points DigNitty

    Love how direct this comment is

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    32 points PullFires

    Because that's probably not her gun, or she doesn't know what the hell she's doin. Both equally believable.

    I shoot mine fully extended, but it looks ridiculous on her because she's small.

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    1 points fortunefades

    Pink sites tell me it’s hers. But guaranteed she thinks it looks bigger (I.e., more badass) with it extended

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    10 points Matt6453

    It's like having a 10" penis, I can only get half of it in.

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    11 points musicman3321

    Doubt he has that problem

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    2 points Enderkr

    Any real gun enthusiast knows it's more about girth.

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    4 points superthighheater3000

    And what’s the deal with the flip up sight at the end of the barrel?

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    10 points grabberbottom

    They are down so they stay out of the way of the holographic sight.  If the battery dies on the holographic you can flip it to the side and then flip up the iron sights.  Only takes a few seconds to switch

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    2 points shtiatllienr

    Because it’s a fetish, not a genuine interest in guns

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  • 166 points vediogamer101

    Dudes entirely personality is that one night

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  • 231 points Guenhwyvyr

    Glad he got a beard because he can't grow one...

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    1 points sciencesold

    Without it he looked 12 too

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    38 points CurrentDismal9115

    That's not the "beard". The beard is the lady. The suggestion is that he a gayboi, and she's his cover.

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    12 points sciencesold

    that one went over my head clearly lmao

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    4 points CurrentDismal9115

    I only recently learned what it meant thanks to other memes about conservatives.

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    12 points DJNash35

    Is there something wrong about being gay?

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    37 points anoleiam

    Only when they are people you don’t like, then it’s ok to use as an insult

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    6 points StragglyStartle

    Of course not, but there’s something wrong with living a lie, and a lot of these hyper masculine conservative types may be overcompensating for something.

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    0 points CurrentDismal9115

    I don't honestly know his politics outside of the false victimhood. If he supports the modern Republican party as a homosexual that's probably at least hypocritical. I couldn't care less what he thinks though.

    EDIT: I looked it up. I remember now. He's a POS regardless.

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    -20 points Legitimate-Plenty661

    I’m confused, so we can make jokes where being gay is derogatory on Reddit again?

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    17 points Chazzybobo

    If the target is likely homophobic, yes.

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    -2 points Legitimate-Plenty661

    Imaginary homophobic more likely

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    12 points StragglyStartle

    I see comments like this as a dig for living a lie more than a dig for being gay.

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    11 points NoCardio_

    Always been that way, as long as you hate the same people that reddit hates.

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    8 points sdevil713

    Losers on this platform are cool with both using it for virtue signal points and lobbing it as an insult, so long as the person they are insulting is disliked in whatever circle jerk they're posting in.

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    2 points CurrentDismal9115

    There is no higher form of virtue signalling than referencing "all reddit users" on reddit. It's peak irony.

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  • 18 points Jmosch

    She looks like a female Charlie Kirk

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    5 points SleeplessSeas

    It's crazy this was my first thought too.. lmao

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  • 32 points camelCaseCoffeeTable

    I will never understand people who make their wedding political. Weird AF

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    10 points First-Of-His-Name

    People used as political footballs often make it a core part of their identity as a coping mechanism

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    2 points Klutzy-Mechanic-8013

    Nothing political about guns.

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    2 points camelCaseCoffeeTable

    Well, there is. It’s an extremely political topic. And posing with guns in your wedding photos is an extremely political thing to do.

    You know what I posed with in my wedding photos? Me and my wife.

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  • 42 points IndecisiveTuna

    Guns at a wedding are fucking weird. Trash humans lol.

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    9 points Soliden

    Ammosexuals.

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  • 15 points seanma99

    Yall stuck on the gun while im wondering who chose those damn colors for a wedding suit.

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  • 5 points arsenicrabbit

    Why does anyone still care about this guy? Let him fade into obscurity already

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  • 4 points SquareUpThoT

    Idk if im brain rotted passed the point of no return but don’t she kinda look like Charlie Kirk

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  • 4 points No_Communication5538

    Classy as F

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  • 85 points potatobreadandcider

    How many years until his PTSD catches up and he pulls a full Chris Benoit

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    45 points Fskn

    Nah he's too much of a pussy to get CTE, assuming he can even produce kids.

    Itl be an even more poorly acted Oscar Pistorius

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  • 42 points Sproose_Moose

    Ozempic? Let's see how this Trainwreck goes. God I hate this is a thing.

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  • 5 points thats4thebirds

    Why don’t we just act like this guy doesn’t exit

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  • 23 points FuckOutTheWhey

    About as cringe as I expected

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  • 9 points atomic_blonde

    Any resulting children will be absolute lost causes in every single way.

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  • 16 points bluejumpingdog

    And they are holding weapons to celebrate their love. How normal lovely people they are

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  • 3 points Wrath_Of_Aguirre

    When you kill someone out of “self defense” but still view guns as toys to pose with.

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  • 14 points potato_bus

    The right are such fucking dorks

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  • 15 points FungusTaint

    Didn’t realize how efficient the whole reincarnation process was because that is straight up Charlotte Kirk

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  • 2 points i_kick_hippies

    Total class /s

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  • 2 points RedBlackMinotaur

    What's going on with that lady's arms though?

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  • 2 points Caerum

    Trashy as fuuuck.

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  • 2 points cursetea

    Oh my god they look exactly alike lmfao

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  • 2 points Pretty-Lime-6668

    She looks the type to like it when the guns watch

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  • 2 points TJM18

    Who TF tailored that suit?

    It looks hideous

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  • 2 points AcumenNation

    Hell yeah.

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  • 2 points Hawt_Dawg_II

    It's crazy how he just shot at some people and was made a rich right wing influencer for it.

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  • 2 points cvance10

    I had no idea he was straight. I'm honestly shocked.

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  • 6 points [deleted]

    Jesus, she must be hard up

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  • 13 points Cmgordon3

    Reddit's obsession with this guy is weird

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    -1 points Legitimate-Plenty661

    He shot some of their kind

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    9 points progeda

    pedos?

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    7 points Legitimate-Plenty661

    I can only speculate…

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  • 4 points krizam

    Wow, he looks like his sister

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  • 5 points morecowbell1988

    This dude is such an ozempic tool.

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  • 4 points AndreDus

    Nice

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  • 4 points nickoexe

    Congrats!!!

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  • 2 points kat_goes_rawr

    I guess there really is a lid for every pot

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  • 2 points DJNoRequest

    she looks like a walking case of chlamydia

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  • 1 points progeda

    good for him

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  • 2 points TankHandsome

    What a shithead

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  • 1 points alinearis

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  • 1 points notfromchicago

    Someone scribbled on her shoulder.

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  • 1 points NitWhittler

    If you need guns at your wedding, you're either in the Mafia, or in a cult.

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  • 1 points melloack

    To the gun, the lady is just a model

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  • 1 points musiquarium

    wut

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  • 1 points Fickle-Elevator8369

    She’s actually not that bad looking. Weird

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  • 1 points Solestian

    That's a horrible suit.

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  • 1 points Masonjaruniversity

    I could not give less of a shit about that fucking tool. Let him fade into obscurity please.

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  • 1 points second_ary

    nobody wants to tell me why the buis and only the buis are pink?

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  • 1 points Independent_Bid_26

    What a goofy fuck.

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  • 1 points NicaSotol

    omg that's so big..

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  • 1 points yeowoh

    Holy shit is that a short couple.

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  • 1 points Rickbeatz101

    Could that suit fit any worse.

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  • 1 points jabroni8815

    Gotta stay relevant some how. He knows how to push buttons. This literally says he faked his cry in court. No fukks givin.

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  • 1 points Workburner101

    I like guns too but to bring them to your wedding as an accessory is fucking wild.

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  • 1 points Czynx

    To Charlie Kirk in a wig?

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  • 1 points Kajun_Kong

    Kyle Rittenhouse posted pictures from his wedding today

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  • 1 points Dlsagreed

    That's one way to honour Charlie Kirk

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  • 1 points TommyTimberlayk

    Sigh...Who has the noods

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  • 1 points PAYPAL_ME_DONATIONS

    What a loser

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  • 2 points Lil_Artemis_92

    No matter how bad I may feel at any point in my life, I’m glad I will never be stupid or desperate enough to lower my standards this much.

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  • 2 points crisscrossed

    So like… if they had to explain it, what is this picture even for? Because I don’t think it’s for them.

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  • 1 points VividSchedule2791

    “Love”

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  • 1 points tabikat929

    Lavender marriage.

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  • 1 points hillsb1

    Ew.

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  • 1 points johnnyshotsman

    This is what you call foreshadowing.

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  • 0 points sighborg90

    She’s got to know their kids have absolutely no chance at being able to understand math

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  • 1 points pm_me_your_trebuchet

    what a magat fuck boi

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  • 1 points fagitguy

    Reddit will hate on anything at face value, jfc

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  • 1 points sugurkewbz

    Talk about a shotgun wedding

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  • 1 points askapottamus

    He definitely uses the cuck chair in hotels

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  • 1 points sleepingjiva

    He looks like absolute shit

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  • 1 points 2061A

    Cooler than most

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  • -20 points GhostfaceTilla18

    WORST. TIMELINE. EVER.
    This shoulda been a conjugal visit smh

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    6 points side__swipe

    Literally broke no laws they tried him for.

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    11 points Legitimate-Plenty661

    Why? I watched the footage and would go not guilty any day of the week

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  • 1 points Ayangar

    Who?

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  • 1 points Wbcn_1

    100% their groupings are dog shit 

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  • 1 points fraupanda

    bro looks like someone who's blind tried to draw eric dane

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  • 1 points TestDecker

    What is up with her left arm

    Something doesnt look right about it

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  • 1 points Clairabel

    I thought he would have gone for a tradwife looking girl, rather than someone who looks like they could bench press him easily. 

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  • 1 points boibig57

    As soon as it opened I thought it was the gun girl who shit herself.

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  • -4 points jakobedlam

    She's holding the only thing that fires I'm guessing

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