Edgy and the Truth

I’ve just finished Oathbringer and have determined the next Stormlight Buddy Cop movie should star Lift and Szeth, titled Edgy and the Truth. Inspired by their success during the Battle of Thaylen field, they team up to prevent an art heist. Edgy and the Truth attempt to thwart a rogue Lightweaver from replacing the priceless, Composition a painting of the First Prime writing an essay. Kaladin has been promoted to grumpy Police Captain. I’m thinking maybe a charcuterie board as a love interest for Lift. The theme song will be an original called “The Truth is Hard to Grasp“.

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35 points cosmernautfourtwenty

How I picture Edgy and the Truth.

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17 points lemme-get-a-sniff

this is Rysn and Nikli in dawnshard 😭😭

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4 points cosmernautfourtwenty

You're wrong for that 🤣

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13 points Lytesnam_drobster

Id pay good money for a 'stormlight spinoffs collection' type book and at the end its revealed Hoid and Design are just playing dolls with the people hes met. Bonus points if they argue about how the story plays out

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3 points darklordbridgeboy

Well done. I'd watch/read that.

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