Szeth-son-son-Vallano, walking L of Shinovar, pulled up in full white drip on the day he was to unalive a Sigma King.
Some of my cousins, they call me the Lopen because they haven't ever heard anyone else named that. I've asked around a lot, maybe one hundred...or two hundred...lots of people, sure. And nobody has heard of that name.
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Haha, yes! Part of this... "translation"... came from a comment on that vid. Had me lmaoing and rofling, as we millennials once said. :)
You were going to get eaten! You were going to be swallowed by a giant monster that looks like something you’d step on during worming season!
We Herdazians are great fighters, gon. You see, this one time, I was with, sure, three men and they were drunk and all but I still beat them.
[Dawnshard spoilers] Greetings! And I am the Lopen, Windrunner, poet, and your most humble servant. You must be the King!
Ouch... I first didn't understand... then I read the comment and OK, it is Slang. I still don't understand but now, I know why ^ (not a native speaker )
Quirked up white boy with a little bit of stomlight busts it down murderous style. Is he goated with the crem?
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Honor is cooked 💀 but I'll see what I can do chat
Honor is cooked 💀 but I'll try to lock in, chat.
Everyone in SLA speaking Gen Z slang except dalinar played straightÂ
Except Wit, speaking like a 1920's gangster.
Nyaah, see? You'll be warm again, see?
it's not illegal to talk like that! -Dave Chapelle
My gancho, hop off and get back to bridge running
Some of my cousins, they call me the Lopen because they haven't ever heard anyone else named that. I've asked around a lot, maybe one hundred...or two hundred...lots of people, sure. And nobody has heard of that name.
Put the bridge on the shoulder lil bro
Honor got clapped, but I'll send it anyways
Bet
F in chat for honor but let me cook
Honor is cooked chat, but imma go aura farm lowkey💀
Adonalsium forgive us
Based adonalsium will stan our flop era no cap.
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Brainrot shattered Adonalsium
One of the dawn shards, cognitive ruin.
Adonalsium-will-remember-our-cooking-eventually 😔
Thanks, I hate it!
I hate it so much ....
A full brainrot re-write of stormlight would be super funny.
We might witness a Braneurysm if he tries to read it
I've seen two posts do this on here actually. I think they were made by the same person too.
Well we already got Cosmere RPG already...
Haha, yes! Part of this... "translation"... came from a comment on that vid. Had me lmaoing and rofling, as we millennials once said. :)
And then he never changed out of it
Bro clocked in at the lock-in factory fr
That stick could be so fire 🔥
Stick bro, your shit could be heat bruh My drip is already mad sticky fam why would I be heat
These words are not accepted.
I will take the L for what I cooked. If I must be mogged, I will mew each time a sigma looksmaxxer.
Glow-up over endgame is my new storm light tattoo now
In my head, The Lopen is Mexican (and my cousin) and he speaks with an LA cholo accent
Gancho, essé, and fool all used interchangeably.
You were going to get eaten! You were going to be swallowed by a giant monster that looks like something you’d step on during worming season!
We Herdazians are great fighters, gon. You see, this one time, I was with, sure, three men and they were drunk and all but I still beat them.
This felt canon to me
Glad to see I’m not the only one!
Skibidi before Toilet
Quality crem right here. How do I summon The Lopen to give you points??
[Dawnshard spoilers] Greetings! And I am the Lopen, Windrunner, poet, and your most humble servant. You must be the King!
good bot
great bot
best bot
I. AM. SIGMA!
It wasn't clocking to them that he was standing on business!
Ouch... I first didn't understand... then I read the comment and OK, it is Slang.
I still don't understand but now, I know why ^ (not a native speaker )
It’s American gen Z/tiktok slang dialed up to the 5th ideal.
r/dalinargetthefire
The Brainrot archive
I will follow you like Szeth followed the oathstone. You are the law!
Quirked up white boy with a little bit of stomlight busts it down murderous style. Is he goated with the crem?
this rizz is accepted, fr
Szeth stood on business. Followed the most important rule: You come at the king you best not miss.
He mogged Gavilar Kholin so hard!
No cap
Bro needs a splash of color
In the tower we all fam
Rizz before unaliveth Sigma before beta Grind before Gyatt
Reminds me of this Elle Cordova skit: https://youtube.com/shorts/1b1x_1mh1BQ
So if SLA was written by Spook… I have mixed feelings about the idea
Honestly tho I think Spook would be easier to understand...
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No. Bad. Go to your room.
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Chat, Vin is crashing out rn