When in the timeline is this occurring? I feel like Taravangian might have a chance when he's fully ascended and is Passion in truth. His cheeks would infinitely span the skies clapping with the thunder of gods. But he would only have a limited window for victory.
Can we really do that to Lift? I mean, she’s just a kid or sumthin.
Hard yes on the other two. Hoid will be delighted and Cultivation (seemingly) scared, but maybe we could find a Cryptic or similarly tempered spren for the third. I hear 12124 may be free…
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How is this a competition? Tight warrior butt vs flabby schemer butt: it’s Dalinar!
Seriously. He’s gotta be stacked, jacked, succulent, and dense.
Does Taravangian even have an ass? And if he does I still vote for Daddynar Stormwagon
r/Dalinargetthefire
He can’t, he’s not done twerking yet.
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Alternate timeline end of Dalinar.
Adolin all day. Pre-WaT.
True story. I once knew a girl with a limp who would enter a twerking competition at the local honky Tonk. She would win every time.
Eileen?
He can still get it. It would probably be more impressive.
Ok what about during the .0001 seconds dalinar had honor
Kaladin.
Shallan!
Sir!
Please accept these words about Taravangian’s qualities that haven’t worked in my WIP but still amuse me:
“You’ve seen how old he is? I’m sure his dick turned to dust long before he ever met Nightblood” -Szerh to Kaladin on their quest in Shinivar
(Or scold me for being the degenerate little cremling I am, whatever)
Dalinar is noted by multiple characters to have a nice ass. No one talks abour Taravangian's ass. There's a clear winner here.
Some people should be banned from the internet
When in the timeline is this occurring? I feel like Taravangian might have a chance when he's fully ascended and is Passion in truth. His cheeks would infinitely span the skies clapping with the thunder of gods. But he would only have a limited window for victory.
Taravangian is going to break a hip two twerks in! And considering a 16/17 yo looks at Grandpa D and says “yup, that ass does it for me”…
Wait. When now?
Lyft calls his butt tight? She’s not 16/17 she’s like 13 at the time but???
I thought she was older than she claims (10), and closer to 16 by the time of WaT.
True forgot there’s time between when she’s introduced and wat
Dalinar hands down.
The Lopen.
Hey. Just wanted to say, I have never had a gancho like you, Knightmare_CCI
WE HAVE A LOPEN BOT?????
Who are the judges?
I mean lift, Hoid, and cultivation
Can we really do that to Lift? I mean, she’s just a kid or sumthin.
Hard yes on the other two. Hoid will be delighted and Cultivation (seemingly) scared, but maybe we could find a Cryptic or similarly tempered spren for the third. I hear 12124 may be free…
I regret having eyes.
I feel like Dalinar would have trash form, but would win by default because Taravangian broke his hip