I feel like that's comparing your annoying born-again proselytizing uncle to Hitler. Like I mean yeah your uncle can be an insufferable dick, but Hitler is like Hitler
Odium is, at least, a forthright dick. In WaT Honor surgically timed his dick thrust for maximum damage, then turned into a cloud and pouted for centuries.
Honor was more of a baby bitch boy. All his actions were done in fear. And then at the end of day 9 Dalinar literally finds him as a sniveling little baby
You just read the Osiris myth, didn’t you? For those who didn’t know, Osiris got cut into pieces and thrown into the Nile. His wife hunted down most of the pieces but…she couldn’t find his penis. Fish ate it.
I saw a movie not long ago where they kept calling Set the god of death and I sighed in exasperation every time. This has nothing to do with the current conversation, it’s just been bothering me.
People got so many things wrong about so many mythologies It's kinda crazy. Especially in pop culture, where, there should be at least a little research.
If we're carrying on with classic mythology, Ouranos' balls were tossed into the ocean and out of the sea foam came Aphrodite. Maybe this explains Blushweaver?
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The only answer is Endowment. Daddy A was very endowed.
Was gonna say Odium cause hes a a dick
Honestly WaT spoiler: Honor was more of a dick lol
I feel like that's comparing your annoying born-again proselytizing uncle to Hitler. Like I mean yeah your uncle can be an insufferable dick, but Hitler is like Hitler
Odium is, at least, a forthright dick. In WaT Honor surgically timed his dick thrust for maximum damage, then turned into a cloud and pouted for centuries.
This is the best way to describe Honor’s action lmao
Millennia*
Yeah, couldn't remember the timeline of the False Desolation and Recreance off the top of my head. It's barely millennia though
Doesn’t help that stormy pants ain’t straight with us
I don't think you need to spoiler tag that, I haven't read the last 2 books and I have no clue what this means
Honor got Adonalsium's posterior -- he was a tightass
A fitting Shard for the Stormwagon to claim.
Honor was more of a baby bitch boy. All his actions were done in fear. And then at the end of day 9 Dalinar literally finds him as a sniveling little baby
We should say cultivation because she wanted honor’s dick
... Was he? 🤨
I think they both got part :D
Dalinar!
Wasn’t that only his asscheeks doe?
How else is Edgli gonna edge?
You just read the Osiris myth, didn’t you? For those who didn’t know, Osiris got cut into pieces and thrown into the Nile. His wife hunted down most of the pieces but…she couldn’t find his penis. Fish ate it.
She got him a new one
So someone creamed in Odiums salad? I understand why he is so upset now.
I saw a movie not long ago where they kept calling Set the god of death and I sighed in exasperation every time. This has nothing to do with the current conversation, it’s just been bothering me.
People got so many things wrong about so many mythologies It's kinda crazy. Especially in pop culture, where, there should be at least a little research.
I didn’t. This is just my typical 3 AM musings 😂😂
That fish became a minor god, too.
If we're carrying on with classic mythology, Ouranos' balls were tossed into the ocean and out of the sea foam came Aphrodite. Maybe this explains Blushweaver?
I'm sure Harmony wishes he got it
This made me spit my pancakes out and cackle in an iHOP
Gon, pancakes are not that great! Have some chouta!
Good bot?
Good Rukh-Talos
Would he spend half of his time shriveled up so he could walk around like a boss the other half though? Cuz I know I would lol.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oof. I'm here to share love to Harmony, his Impotent self, for he is enough as he is.
The spoiler joke for Era 2.
But seriously, Harmony rocks. Just... struggles.
Edit: it's a layered joke.
Too soon!!!
It's spelled TenSoon
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Hey, That’s my other meme!
Thanks for spreading my memes. Give this man some chouta.
I NEED TO KNOW OKAY
Correct Response, everyone who says otherwise is airsick lowlander.
Adonalsium-Was-Right-To-Abandon-Us
And-Brando-Sando-Will-Be-Next
Adonalsium-Will-Get-It-Back-Up-Eventually
This post is as delicious as chouta. You now have 1 choutas for your efforts!
There’s a little bit of god’s dick in all of us. Amen
Too big to be a single Shard
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Dick is dead but l’ll see what I can do.
3 finger salute
I hate this subreddit.
I think Rayse/Odium is a dick. None of the other Shards really fit the description, so I guess he got it.
Look, there are only 3 kinds of shards in this cosmere
And Adonalsium originally had all three?
r/GoToHornyBraize
I see cremposters are trying to canonize Ado's gender again
Don’t read too much into to a shit post, my friend. It’s aptly named.
Probably your mom… or dad
Think that was Meatus…oh wait, wrong sub
I wonder what else Spren are able to turn into...
Fun fact, in medieval Christianity multiple churches claimed to have the holy prepuce—the foreskin removed from Jesus.