So I was kinda inspired by a post earlier today in the kinks of the various different orders, and it got me thinking, how could each order use their powers in bed? More so, how can each power system be used in bed? Here are my current theories. Let me know I go y’all think of any more.
Gravitation: Sky sex. Or sex on the ceiling. Both could be kinda cool.
Division: There go your clothes
Abrasion: Slip and slide
Progression: this one can kinda be the most effed up, because you can use it to heal your partner after some rough sadism bdsm.
Illumination: for those who had a fantasy about banging Mystique from XMen. Literally have any partner
Transformation: maybe transform bodily fluids?
Transportation: (haven’t figured out any applications)
Cohesion: stone handcuffs or bonds
Tension: Flaccid…Erect…Flaccid…Erect
Adhesion: help me step bro, I’m stuck in the dryer
Allomancy: Tin for increased senses and potentially enhanced pleasure, both parties using pewter for violent lovemaking, emotional allomancy for stimulating sensual emotions(potentially problematic), Bendalloy for a quicky
Ferochemy: Iron to make yourself lighter so your partner can throw you around, Steel (jackhammer), Pewter (I’m so weak, I can’t resist you wink), copper can make it so you can remember your sexual experiences perfectly, bronze to not tire, electrum to be determined I guess
Hemolurgy: Hemolurgic spike dildos maybe, idk fuck you
Awakening: moving sex dolls, Turing cloth into restraints, make a night blood style living dildo(I will pleasure you)
Aeon Dor: maybe they got a sex Aeon, idk the system isn’t defined enough
Forgery: giving yourself amazing sexual skills and talent
Aethers: verdant spores to make vine tentacles (leaving it there)
Let me know if you have any better ideas or if you just hate me as much as I hate myself for making this
WOULD YOU LIKE TO FUCK SOME EVIL?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO CUM TODAY?
YOU HARDLY DRAW ME ANYMORE
You know, Vienna and Vasher used me a lot more than you do.
Vasher NEVER pulled me out...
I’m much longer and thicker than Jezrien’s Honorblade
Vasher NEVER pulled out
Idk what the original gif was, but the error is funnier
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nightblood style dildo, command being "cause pleasure" but the dildo misinterprets that and is an excellent comedian and thoughtful gift giver.
The Sentient Dildo.
On tour across the country
from Friday 1st - Sunday 16th
Bonk. r/gotohornybraize
Didn’t know that was a sub
I would call it an off shoot of Cremposting. Specially an offshoot that needs to be excised, like a cremling that was accidentally grown as a forehead testicle.
It literally is. I created for the express purpose of linking it in cremposting threads. But if people post cursed shit there it’s a bonus.
You should get your own personal flair for Cremposting, something along the lines of “Herald of the Crempact” since your work helps to keep that stuff over there.
I second this motion
Third
I'm not sure I've ever seen a sentence quite like that one, congratulations on this questionable award.
Progression: what refractory period?
NOW WE’RE TALKING
Wouldn't Stormlight/F-Gold do that too?
Perhaps. The reason I would give it to progression is it heals by basically reverting you back to how you were a little bit ago, and let's you heal other people, so only one partner needs to be invested
It doesn't revert you to how you were. It aligns your body to your spiritual ideal as seen by your cognitive aspect.
So, in order to use healing this way you have to picture your default self as someone who hasn't cum yet.
Someone please correct me if clarified elsewhere, but I believe you are thinking of how stormlight healing works, while regrowth (as pointed out in that WoB) is different and more limited. The explanation of why only recent injuries can be healed might still have to do with the soul accepting that the injury is part of the body, but I don't recall it ever mentioning that it is explicitly bringing the body to be what the soul thinks it should be (if that were the case, one could argue that regrowth couldn't heal shardblade wounds since the soul is severed, thus no longer connected to the body at all, but we know regrowth can reconnect body to soul after a shardblade servers the connection)
I want to cum while someone gives me 10,000 breaths at once while being a drab
While also compounding Tin as a savant with Duralumin. And some extra spikes for good measure.
Mf bout to see heaven and stay there
Best way to become a cognitive shadow. Death by highly Invested pleasure
That’s how you reach the secret 11th heightening 🤫
That’s a good one
This is how Hoid will reform Adonalsium.
Don’t worry. You’re not the only one to hate yourself. Adonalsium does too.
That being said, here is my take expanding on your ideas…
Gravitation: Can make you weightless, no need for exerting your muscles, just change Lashing slightly to go up and down.
Division: As much as I like the idea of disintegrating clothes, it could be borderline illegal, something a Skybreaker wouldn’t tolerate… so couldn’t think of a replacement
Abrasion: Honestly can’t see any better use than lubrication
Progression: For Truthwatchers at least, you can also see the future a little, i.e. know when your partner is about to climax
Illumination: Not only can you change your appearance to fit your partner’s desire. You can also conjure up “supporting actors” to help in your act. And if Design in Yumi can be any clue, illusions can be made solid.
Transformation: When you run out of your bodily fluid to play with, why not Soulcast household liquids into something else. That whipped cream would come in handy… or cheese
Transportation: For exhibitionists, you could get away with many things in public without getting caught. Also helps a lot in long-distance relationships
Cohesion: Aside from creating your own custom dungeons, the ability to blend into stones and walls could make for some interesting positions.
Tension: Not sure about manipulating flesh into flaccid or tense state (need WoB on this), but could maybe make beds more springy?
Adhesion: So you can better grip your partners
Extra: Bondsmith: Not only do they unite other Radiants to join in their orgies, they can supply Stormlight infinitely to other orders to keep them going in their various acts. Also, manipulating Connection between two people can also make them closer Spiritually, hence more enjoyment out these activities.
I gave up my dignity to write this post. So may Adonalsium smite me after this.
I was just having a fun time but that extra point actually made me visualize all this in the story.
Good thing skybreakera aren't the only division users. Dustbringers oughta have no trouble with that.
Who needs a condom when you can soulcast the cum....wait could a skilled enough soulcaster soulcast cum out of a different liquid, or would it be like an unfertilized egg like a chicken
Can you imagine the kinky and amazingly fd up places and situations you could do it with Bendalloy? I can. That's the one I want. Let's goooo
Quick babe, let’s pop behind the corner for “15 seconds”
No popping behind anything, put the bubble, remember your positioning and then do it right then and there. Full session in the middle of a packed stadium.
Then just assume position and pretend it didn't happen
Imagine walking along the street, seeing two people walking past, then a blur for half second, after that you see them continue walking normally with disheveled clothing
Did we ever see that happen in Era 2 or is that something that probably happened but without an official mention? Because I can see a certain couple doing exactly that.
I mean, I don't think Brando would on-screen it, but you KNOW Wayne and MeLaan got into some freaky shit.
"Forgery: giving yourself amazing sexual skills and talent"
Doesn't forgery require the change be possible and at least plausible?
Edit: this is an insult
If you can make it so you’re a master of a sword with a forgery, you should be able to make it so you give good head
I feel like copperminds could be more useful than you’re imagining. Imagine the best sex you’ve ever had with your partner. Ask your partner to recreate that situation. You store the memory of the first time, so now this is also your first time, effectively.
You could also do casual sex with a friend and then both agree to store the memory of it and throw it away so as not to damage your friendship. Neither of you actually does this, but you both pretend, so it’s fine.
Alternative option: store your memory of what a penis is. Prepare for a real surprise
I think gravitation has more potential just in the sense that you could be like 20% lighter, approximately. You would still be just as strong, but both of your bodies would be lighter. This would make for a huge increase in stamina since you’d probably lose most of your stormlight just from kissing. Two 1/10th lashings upward using an absolute assload of investiture would probably last you quite awhile.
Aww, i just thought of a copper metalmind wedding ring with the memory of the wedding
Except changing gravity doesn't change your mass, and we know they have considered this due to discussions in mistborn era 2
You could definitely make a dildo/strap with rose spores
I’ve always imagined them being very jagged. But to each their own
I don't think they're jagged. Rose spores are the ones that make roseite, which I think is a smooth crystal?
What can’t Aeon Dor do is the more accurate question. The Dor basically gives Elantrians Software-Engineer level Reality Manipulation
My take away from this is that OO wants to bang mystique from X-Men. The question I have is which mystique?
OG movies
r/dalinargetthefire
Well if it's teleportation maybe teleport vm you dick . . .
“Babe why can’t we have sex today?”
“Oh my cousin is borrowing my Blade and Balls for a few hours today darling.”
A man can never have enough cousins!
Wait is that why The Lopen lost his arm? His cousin borrowed it?
Words are like foods. You’ve gotta taste them all. And foods change over time, you know. How they taste. What they mean.
Wouldn't transportation be the ultimate voyeur/exhibitionist power? I'm assuming with enough control and shenanigans you could just hop around the planet/cosmere and not only show you/your partner off but also see some things yourself.
Feruchemical fabrials. The sky is the limit, your imagination is all that stands in your way
I feel like feruchemy imposed on another person is inherently wild. It's all about taking and giving bodily aspects. Assuming you've gotten the consent, those medallions basically give you direct control over your partner's body
The sadism possibilities are limitless. I bet the hypothetical cyberpunk era could have copperminds of people being offed on the black market. You could buy a "braindance" of anything
r/dalinargetthefire
Adonalsium-was-right-to-abandon-us
Yes without him being splinterd we would not have had any of these awesome magical sex powers
I love the thought, but wouldn't the interpretations of "pleasure" impact the motivations of the awakened entity, such as was the case with night blood, so it's rather unlikely that someone who uses a dildo to give the command to pleasure would result in that outcome. Unless I guess they find dildos themselves funny/comical I suppose?
Tension nearly started me coughing from the laughter coming out too fast.
And the one for Hemalurgy is amazing.
Storing feruchemical bronze would give you an excellent night's sleep
Transformation. You can shape air into literally whatever shape you want and your take it’s to transform fluids??? To what? 😭
Oh sweet summer child.
This post is as delicious as chouta. You have 1 posts I love, gon!
Hemolurgy: sounding rods... I'll say no more
that's gnarly. like hemolurgy requires contact with the blood if I'm not mistaken
Mentioning haemalurgy and not giving it to piercing play. For shame.
Adonalsium-Was-Right-To-Abandon-Us
!vorinsult
We have insulted the person, O Noble One.
Thanks Gancho!
[Dawnshard spoilers] I'll do it, then. I've got to protect people, you know? Even from myself. Gotta rededicate to being the best Lopen possible. A better, improved, extra-incredible Lopen.
Are you glowing? Because only a Radiant could be as treachorous as you are!
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I find awakening to be the most exciting prospect. That or Gravitation.
Abrasion: Insert cilinder in cilinder shaped hole and SPIN!!
Call that girl a Stator the way my shaft be communicating all her brushes
Hemolurgy would work with tongue, nipple, and genital piercings.
Transportation, be able to go at it anywhere and if caught poof.
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Transportation could be useful for getting out of some risky exhibition situations 😂
Should I request Dalinar to bring the all cleansing fire?
Shadesmar sex doesn't count as an application of Elsecalling?
I think there was a WoB somewhere that said if a spike is far enough up the ass it works
Hemolurgy to steel the lovemaking skills the best pornstars
Brass feruchemy or a fabriole for temperature play
Chromium Feruchemy to get lucky in the first place
Transportation: Cosmic level road head—like you're piloting a fighter jet with a nympho in the passenger seat who's immune to the G-forces you're trying not black out from😂
I wish I had a brillo pad for my mind, but "Transformation" made me think of the Joozians from South Park 😓
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I can’t believe I sucked your jaggon!