Look, when you make an entire organization out of traumatized, mentally ill people and give them supernatural healing and magic powers, you know there's going to be some stuff going on in the bedrooms not approved by the Vorin (Vore'n?) church. I would posit that each of the orders, being a special kind of traumatized, would be predictably into related stuff.

Welcome to my TED talk. Dalinar, get the fire, Adonalsium has forgotten our plight, I'm here to make even Blushweaver blush. Scadrian Tin/pewter has nothing on Roshar. Spoilers up through RoW.

Willshapers: Extremely ironic bondage. They're out here shaping stone handcuffs and having full dungeon and jail cell kinks. This is also the order that likes Singers which could lead to some even more crazy stuff with mateforms trying to do race (species?) play pretending to be parshmen.

Windrunners: Vanilla/wholesome. I'm sorry, but if anyone, it would be them. They might have some fun with the mile high club, or sticking each other to things for some light bondage, but at the end of the day they really just need someone- or a whole polycule- to cuddle them and tell them that they're loved.

Skybreakers: High protocol. You will call them Sir/Ma'am, you will follow the rules, or you will be punished.

Lightweavers: Roleplay and transformation. This is a no brainer. Modern era lightweavers turning into your favorite anime character, vtuber, furries, tentacle monsters, idk whatever you're into. Plus soulcasting toys or tentacles or whatever. Can they change the shape of bodies? Bimbofication? Idk, definitely seems up their alley. Somehow I'm sure that lightweavers are just disconnected with reality enough to have some of the absolute wildest kinks. (It's me, I'm lightweavers).

Edgedancers: Other than the obvious 'heehoo no friction' bit, I imagine they're into dehumanization and degradation for the same ironic reasons willshapers are into bondage. Dollification, gimp suits, and more. Alternatively, an edgedancers dominant with lots of spanking, whipping, etc. followed by healing wouldn't surprise me.

Stonewards: Competitive masochism. They will stand when others will fall? Prove it. Probably huge brats that want you to try to break them. Taln joins in sometimes, but no one ever breaks him.

Dustbringers: Rough BDSM. Especially psychological. They want to break you down and build you back up. They want to pick apart your mind and see how you work inside. They would know every part of you, and destroy you beautifully. Probably lots of self control kinda stuff too- edging, denial, etc. Safe word is Releaser.

Elsecaller: The existence of 'casual sex' implies the existence of competitive ranked sex. This is a service the elsecallers are willing to provide. They might not be particularly kinky, but they have quite literally trained and researched the best and most efficient ways to leave you in a puddle.

Truthwatchers: Brainwashing, gaslighting, and sadism. Between illusions and healing, they can show you sides of yourself you never knew existed.

Bondsmiths: Orgies. They will unite as many people as possible. At the same time.

Bonus: Dalinar is into temperature/candle play, Kaladin has a spren kink, and Adolin likes knife play. And there's so many poly and trans people, the lightweavers probably take bets on whose body is going to start changing the moment they breathe in stormlight. At least one windrunner or stoneward squadron is just an entire polycule that all bonded spren together.

Thoughts? What did I mess up? How long do I have before someone tosses me into Rathalas for this?