Why So Serious !
  • 222 points batmanscousinmanbat

    Most cats hide the fact they are plotting to off their humans. Not this one lol

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    30 points meowpower777

    Just keeping watch over the human, incase of sudden death. Kitty gonna be the first to eat those delectable, salty eyes.

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    10 points karin_bl

    It is the most accurate description of what cats are.

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    2 points 1stRambo_0082

    😂

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    2 points rawSingularity

    Lost in those sweet murdery day dreams

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  • 116 points Eselta

    It looks like eye contact, but I think it's actually just "Cat brain in drinking mode, not aware of what eyes are doing, fully focused on making tongue go blep blep blep blep"

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    9 points superhappy

    Better than the SCHWEP SCHWEP SCHWEP! Cats. They make a mess.

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    2 points finthir

    It tough it was that they're looking at you because you can look out for predators while they drink/poop.

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  • 37 points str85

    this feel more like r/funny

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  • 23 points Caelinus

    Interesting Fact: Most cats are lactose intolerant in the exact same way people are, but not all of them. However, just like people: they still really want dairy products even if it makes them sick afterwards.

    Not saying anything about this cat in particular, I do not know what kind of milk that is, if it even is milk, and I do not know if that cat is lactose intolerant. I just learned that all those cartoons from when I was a kid lied to be about cats and milk when I adopted mine. I feel like a lot of people probably give their cats really bad stomach cramps because of them.

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    40 points Responsible_Gap7200

    I think it’s clear water in a white container

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    3 points Caelinus

    Yeah, I can't tell on my screen. It just reminded me of the cartoon lies. It is why I stressed that I was not talking about this cat.

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    4 points Fafnir13

    Only really obvious when the camera zooms in.  I thought it was cream at first too.

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    1 points Lurlex

    It's pretty clear if you watch to the end. Ceasing to watch at 20-30 seconds in and/or skimming through it on fast forward means you'd probably miss it, but yeah -- I had that optical illusion at first too thinking that was a lot of milk to waste (most cats won't be able to even put a dent in a milk container of that size in one sitting) ... but then saw that it was clearly water when the camera got super-close.

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    2 points Caelinus

    I did not skim, but I did stop watching at 15 second (right before it apparently zoomed in) because I thought I had watched almost all of it lol.

    Still, regardless of its non-milk status, I was just complaining about the trope.

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  • 18 points giabe

    https://preview.redd.it/yf5r0i0qed6g1.png?width=183&format=png&auto=webp&s=0fa894d5dd9b612c505c3ee735081f7ae6f965d0

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    3 points Lurlex

    'tis water 💧🌊 (not milk 🥛) that the cat drinks, though...watch longer than 30 seconds or so of the video, and the truth is made known.

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  • 14 points Fenrys_dawolf

    Cats are predators and watch threats, turning your back on someone or even just looking away is a sign of trust. Showing their stomach or lying on their back is a sign of great trust and feeling absolutely safe in their environment.

    when you watch a cat carefully or worse yet hold eye contact you are effectively telling it you consider it a threat. when you ignore it you are showing trust, hence non cat people or even those with allergies occasionally ending up with cats in their lap.

    there's a few shows like 'my cat from hell' that talk about cat behaviour and how to relate to them as well as manage them and their environment.

    once you've got to the point your cat appears to ignore you, look up the 'slow blink'.

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  • 10 points steelskull1

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  • 7 points Dalianflaw

    This is how I flirt with women

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  • 4 points istoOi

    German cat

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  • 3 points Pitiful_Strain_552

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  • 2 points Fanass

    Cats rule the world!

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  • 2 points poontong

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  • 2 points 1stRambo_0082

    🫠😂

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  • 2 points Caffinated914

    Whatchu lookin at bud!!!??

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  • 2 points IgorRenfield

    Go ahead. Tell me about your day. I dare you.

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  • 2 points FL_Stormrider

    The fuck you gonna do about it, Karen?

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  • 2 points Alspics

    Did you just tell me to stop. Begone and clean my litter tray peasant.

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  • 2 points Da_hypnotoad

    I think he’s broken. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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  • 2 points Shygrave

    He looks so angy

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  • 2 points sonia72quebec

    “Just try to take it away from me. »

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  • 2 points Simbuk

    Mmmmmmm! This is a tasty burger! Do you mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?

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  • 2 points Azumi87

    It's not even my cat and I feel like I've fucked up somehow.

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  • 2 points Enricobandito

    My cat did not like the sound of this clip. He looked very angry at my phone 🤣🤣

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  • 2 points omegagirl

    He’s in the zone….

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  • 2 points Lurlex

    PSA: No, it's not milk, it's water, so you can stuff your milk puns away -- they don't fit here. You can tell if you watch until past midway in the video, as the camera angle changes.

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    1 points Asadahmedmalik87

    Spot on 😎

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  • 2 points animatorwannabe

    You have done well human. I shall study everything about your face so you will be skipped over in the reckoning of our kind.

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  • 1 points MC-Master-Bedroom

    I drink your milkshake. Drink it all up.

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  • 1 points Zech08

    cat: You know the result of me drinking this is right? Okayyyy

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  • 1 points pieeatingchamp

    Passive aggressive lapping

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  • 1 points GeorgeThe13th

    Cats always do things like this with their eyes. They're just very 👁️👁️ in general.

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  • 1 points heyclore

    Maybe it forgot how to blink?

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  • 1 points Sigouste

    Otsukaresama deshita!

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  • 1 points smitty2963

    Im pretty sure that's what my wife sees..

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  • 1 points efaust70

    That cat is drinking your milk…..shake.

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  • 1 points FragrantExcitement

    Just puck up the cup and drink some water already.

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  • 1 points Gdokim

    Loving the r/eyelinercats.

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  • 1 points lolcatzuru

    you wanna know how i got this milk?

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  • 0 points Weak_Definition_4321

    My wife has it to, she calls it "restingbitchface"

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  • 0 points Oni_Akuma_Ed_Sf6

    "I see that the milk that I therefore asked isn't at the exact temperature as I wanted ....get it done Meow!"

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  • -1 points Furbs109

    “I know it's your latte, Karen. What are you going to do about it?”

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  • -1 points WrongJohnSilver

    I'm here to drink milk and kick ass, and I still have some milk.

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