Terrifying toddler
  • 156 points Kwilly462

    She just read the Bible and really enjoyed that King Solomon part

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  • 103 points Conradg5893

    She’s a surgeon

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    33 points CalicoValkyrie

    This was my first thought. This is how surgeons start out.

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    11 points Shadowwynd

    The line from Muppets Treasure Island “I could have been a surgeon, I like taking things apart”

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    10 points shotsallover

    First thought. She's going to be doctor. There's a reason they were called "Saw bones."

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    4 points Sprinkle_Puff

    Or a magician

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    2 points DanielMOFO

    Either that or a cartel member

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    2 points DrSousaphone

    Either way, there's a whole lotta drugs and cutting people up in her future!

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  • 49 points steelskull1

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    10 points Dracula101

    The Saw is Family

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  • 36 points hvacgymrat

    https://preview.redd.it/bl237ftmat5g1.jpeg?width=402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9d0c2c959b81a1940689961bd9cd22ff63575d0

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    7 points kingkobalt

    Ahi esta!

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  • 36 points jerrodvan24

    Texas chainsaw toddler

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  • 29 points hamhandsphil

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  • 26 points deflanko

    Fun fact, chainsaws were invented for surgeries...

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    12 points FranklynTheTanklyn

    More specifically for childbirth.

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    3 points Briankelly130

    It was a boy thing against a girl thing

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  • 13 points tripping_yarns

    She just needs a nice little butcher’s apron to go with that!

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  • 9 points Segata9

    I had a Chucky doll as a kid and I put a knife in his front pocket at all times. I never hurt anyone and Chucky never came to life. She'll be fine.

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  • 4 points preytowolves

    this is most likely prompted by the parent and used ghoulishly as content. parents are fucking stupid.

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  • 4 points Interesting-Neat4429

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  • 4 points _Saythe_

    Uhh..

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  • 2 points Mostdubiously

    That's somebody's future wife

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    9 points MountainMan17

    Future 'widow'...

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  • 3 points nosmelc

    She'll be a surgeon some day.

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  • 1 points mean_king17

    I don't see anything wrong honestly, atta girl 😺

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  • 2 points SpookyScienceGal

    She's a stone faced professional, best cleaner in the business

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  • 2 points GillytheGreat

    Why does your toddler have a pretend chainsaw?

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  • 2 points TheAce35

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    2 points Seanpat6283

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  • 1 points koloqial

    There were no signs.

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  • 1 points HandyMan_Dad

    So that's the middle throat punch child

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  • 1 points psuedomacabre

    Take her hunting.

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  • 1 points Cardinal_Copia_666

    Nice Kid

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  • 1 points Minnymoon13

    Good for her !!!

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  • 1 points countrybuhbuh

    Magicians need to practice sawing people in half starting at an early age.

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  • 1 points Tat777100

    Lmao

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  • 1 points iwilladdlater

    Usually there are signs. Just in case someone is asking in a few years

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  • 1 points Howdocomputer

    This isn't creepy lmao. This is like the most bland kid play possible.

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  • 1 points GoarSpewerofSecrets

    That's not even the creepy shit toddlers do. That's just play.

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  • 1 points Bobbi_fettucini

    Good for her, great technique, looks like she’s letting the tool do the work.

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  • 1 points blackdog543

    The "Dexter" Holiday chainsaw package. Always a fun gift, and useful.

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  • 1 points mrdevil413

    Fresh meat !

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  • 1 points Frunklin

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  • 1 points pretothedog

    Kid's using a chainsaw like a knife cutting into a well done steak

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  • 0 points readditredditread

    It’s kinda cruel to trick the kid like that, don’t they make jr. level chainsaws that actually cut, for kids learning to chainsaw, like they do with firearms????

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  • -1 points Legitimate_Stress237

    Probably watched too many horror movies without understanding what's going on in them.

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    2 points Legitimate_Stress237

    Why am I down voted, though. This is literally the most likely scenario.

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  • -3 points fluffyferret69

    The pinnacle of 2025 parenting in a nutshell

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  • -3 points Swox92

    Yea let’s film her do that and think it’s ok because « you better not piss her off ». Let’s not have a serious conversation about it.

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  • -4 points motionbutton

    I have a hunch this might be AI

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