The brothers grew tired of plumbing. So they decided to serve alcohol instead
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  • 16 points Necessary-Luck-5927

    That alcohol must be drunk enough to make Bowser so dizzy he gives up on kidnapping Peach

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    5 points Working_Welder_1751

    Either that or it distracts him long enough for Mario, Luigi, and Toad to get Peach out of the dungeon in time

    BTW, I'm looking forward to seeing the Galaxy movie next year

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  • 12 points FlimsyAuthor8208

    Nintendo gonna throw a fit when they find out 😭

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    12 points Working_Welder_1751

    Knowing their history of lawsuits, it's most likely gonna happen if they saw this in Vietnam

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    3 points SunnySaigon

    Did they serve mushrooms? 

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    3 points Working_Welder_1751

    Not sure. I actually haven't been inside even though I was right next to that place at the Vietnamese hotel I was staying in

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  • 6 points clarky2o2o

    Basically cool runnings

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    5 points Working_Welder_1751

    I honestly enjoyed that movie as a kid. I also didn't know that it was based on a true story about Jamaicans who one the winter Olympics

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  • 3 points Tyrannocheirus

    Super Mario Booze.

    It’ll make you feel like you have a star power up!

    Serving:

    Fire Flower water

    Tanuki Whiskey

    Boomerang Ale

    Whisker Whiskey.

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  • 2 points Youangeredthefox6215

    How many jobs did they transfer to..? Lmao

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    2 points Working_Welder_1751

    Beats me. The Mario Bros. started out as Brooklyn construction workers before becoming plumbers and discovering the Mushroom Kingdom.

    I don't even know if they went out to find new jobs before opening up a brewery and bar

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    2 points Youangeredthefox6215

    That has to be a coincidence

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  • 2 points kamekku14

    Super Boozio Bros. is gonna be a real thing, tho!

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    1 points Working_Welder_1751

    It is?

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  • 2 points fannyfox

    Is this in Santiago?

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    8 points Working_Welder_1751

    Da Nang, Vietnam actually

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    2 points KimikoYukimura420

    I'll be sure to check it out when I go on a trip to Vietnam.

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  • 1 points mabus42

    Once hallucinogenic mushrooms were banned from the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario had no choice but to become an alcoholic. Not long after that Princess Peach delivered him divorce papers and is seeking half of his fire flower collection in the settlement.

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    1 points Working_Welder_1751

    Why would the mushrooms be banned? Doesn't Peach benefit from them as well?

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    2 points mabus42

    Wario was asked to run the Mushroom Kingdom while Peach and Mario were away for a month on official business. While gone, Wario staged a coup and seized control. As Wario hates fun and abhors personal cognitive and spiritual development, he outlawed the mushrooms and restricted all kart racing to 50cc.

    Upon their return, Peach and Mario learned of the evils that had taken place in the kingdom and decided to take action. They rented a van and abducted Wario as he was walking out of the Coconut Mall.

    While Wario was banished from the kingdom, and sent to Sonic's Green Hill Zone to serve out his punishment, Peach took stock of the sad state of her kingdom and worked to undo all of the damage that Wario had done which including re-legalizing the amanita-adjacent fungal fruits.

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