Just Beat It
  • 1 points qualityvote2

    Is this crappy music?

    If so, upvote this comment!

    If this is not crappy music - because it's good, obvious/intentional satire, or not relevant to this subreddit , downvote this comment!

    And if this post breaks the rules, downvote this comment and report this post!

    Remember: just because you don't like it doesn't make it crappy!

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  • 234 points SoundMerc

    This is Wing!

    For those who haven’t seen her on South Park (s9 ep 3) I recommend it.

    Apparently Wing sent Matt and Trey huge thanks because her album sales shot up after that episode cale out.

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    86 points Select_Asparagus3451

    Wing is real?! Holy shit. I thought it was a made up joke.

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    25 points Impure_guava

    All these years and I didn’t know either.

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    13 points _Diskreet_

    I remember when the casa bonita episode came out, I thought it was hilarious and wish somewhere like that really existed.

    Years later I found out it really does!

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    8 points Select_Asparagus3451

    The creators of South Park (Stone and Parker) bought it and attempted to bring it back to life. There’s a documentary about it.

    It’s called: ¡Casa Bonita Mi Amor!

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    1 points Character_Stick_1218

    Pretty sure it's still alive and well! I think it was a year or two ago when my cousin finally got the email that it was their turn to get to experience it.

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    1 points mjonat

    Attempted? Pretty sure they spent millions and succeeded haha

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    10 points annabelchong_

    She's retired now, but she used to have a website where you could book her to call people and sing them songs.

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    7 points Ccaves0127

    Pretty much everything on South Park is real or a reference to a movie

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    12 points East-Coffee4861

    https://share.google/sNcv4tVvwkPpQEYYx

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    4 points PreparationKey2843

    Thank you.
    She nailed it, I really thought it was ABBA.

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    9 points IntelligentCut4511

    She can take a hell of a punch. Great chin.

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    7 points jomasthrones

    I was today days old when I learned Wing was a real person. And, for reference, I remember watching that episode when it aired live for the first time

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    3 points Bong_Hit_Donor

    Sylvester Stallone is moved by her song

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    1 points Ok-Sorbet30

    No wonder it "cale" out!

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  • 54 points Maluniano

    Pahah South Park made an episode about this gifted singer

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    30 points steakedstake

    Now now.... She a dericate frower.

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    10 points Ok_Salamander2529

    I was looking for this comment

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  • 47 points Mobile-Necessary-333

    queen of the sub

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    22 points princessofstuff

    She has officially dethroned Tina

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    23 points Mobile-Necessary-333

    I like to think of Wing as the queen-mother of the sub, but Autoparts Tina will take the throne in the coming age of r/crappymusic

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    8 points princessofstuff

    Where did Tina go 😭 why hasn’t she dropped any bangers recently

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    9 points Jockle305

    Sold all the engine in her faggotry thanks to reddit and wetired

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    4 points princessofstuff

    Oh no it’s time to start ripping out car engines. The queen must return

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    2 points HamLiquor

    Imagine someone reading this with absolutely zero context. It's somehow beautiful.

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    1 points plan1gale

    r/AutopartsTina

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    2 points jigmest

    Tina will always be my dancing queen

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    1 points princessofstuff

    So many ahtopatsTSU

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    3 points Willstdusheide23

    Against the factory girl?

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  • 50 points Youstupidbish

    She is still better at singing this in english than I would be singing in mandarin.

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    12 points PreparationKey2843

    She definitely sings better than me because I can't sing. She can't either, though. At least I have enough sense to not stand on a stage and prove it.

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    4 points Youstupidbish

    Some people are brave and senseless.

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    2 points therapewpew

    She's a legend. the mullet speaks for itself.

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  • 57 points Skow1179

    Nah nobody disrespects Wing like this. Fuck you buddy

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    23 points Vocal_Ham

    I'm not your buddy, guy!

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    18 points sexual_lemonade

    He's not your guy, friend!

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    1 points nachoforever99

    He’s not your friend, pal.

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  • 36 points 1888furrycock567

    She's so offbeat I thought she was singing a word-for-word translation of the original into mandarin

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    3 points curfty

    Yeah someone should definitely buy her a metronome

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  • 16 points Meezbethinkin

    Shrrees a Delicate Fllowwaa

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    8 points sexual_lemonade

    "She's gotta hell of a chin on her, I'll say that!"

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  • 14 points redhandrail

    Bless you, Wiing

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  • 8 points chillinjustupwhat

    Just beaty beaty beaty beaty….

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  • 9 points PreparationKey2843

    I was waiting for a moonwalk... or something, anything. So disappointed.

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  • 7 points ask_me_about_my_band

    This is my new ringtone

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  • 6 points TurboSlut03

    Wing! Back in the day you could buy a song from her. Her rendition of Hell's Bells lives in my head.

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  • 7 points wyoflyboy68

    She could have knocked it out of the park if she just wore one white glove.

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  • 6 points Select_Willow7769

    still gotta respect it. singing in a different language is hard.

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  • 6 points robmobtrobbob

    How dare you post Wing. She is a treasure!

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  • 6 points trainsacrossthesea

    Voice of a Angle

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  • 10 points HighPlainsSlacker

    Yo, this is a subreddit, not a contest; you don't have to come so hard

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  • 4 points Apprehensive_Bid_951

    Her stage presence is otherworldly.

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  • 6 points Chef_Guzzi_Moto

    He mullet. It’s glorious

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  • 5 points DenialNode

    Ok the singing may be bad but at least the performance was electric

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  • 4 points Bitter-Holiday1311

    Legend!

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  • 6 points OhGreatMoreWhales

    I fucking love this.

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  • 3 points rhymesaying

    I was lucky enough to have my Bluetooth speaker on for this

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  • 3 points Lil_Boosie_Vert

    lmao the saxophone completely drowning her out 💀💀💀

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  • 3 points princessofstuff

    Idk why the instrumental karaoke version of Beat It has me in tears right now 😂😂😂😂

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  • 3 points hotriccardo

    She's a dericate frower

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  • 3 points _pit_of_despair_

    Wing is a treasure.

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  • 3 points Character_Stick_1218

    Yoooooo how DARE you bad mouth my lady Wing like that?! 🤬

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  • 4 points atom-up_atom-up

    This rules. Not crappy music. Also she sounds great pitch wise, but it sounds like she just doesn't know the song and she's singing in a different language to her native one 💀

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  • 4 points Hailmarduk

    Wow she is better then Kim Kardashians daughter

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  • 2 points Competitive_Dance_68

    This is awesome

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  • 2 points oldsoulrevival

    r/NotTimAndEric

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  • 2 points Possible-Twist709

    Is this the Boom Boom lady walking through a Chinese temple or something?

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  • 2 points Funny_Requirement166

    lol this is awesome!!!!

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  • 2 points feline_riches

    Oh my

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  • 2 points KeyCard11

    Kinda iconic?🤔

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  • 2 points Ravnsdot

    Wing sings the songs we love.

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  • 2 points thongs_are_footwear

    Definitely giving Ken Lee a run for his money.

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  • 2 points dingle-bairy

    I would listen to this shit while driving my car, windows down. This fucking rules.

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  • 2 points Ok_Raccoon6418

    Off-beat it. Off.

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  • 2 points sukonetei

    Omg Wing mention <3

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  • 2 points Hot_Ad_787

    The rompler sounds making this cover extra cheesy is the special sauce here. Her timing is so off but man she is hanging on. This is art.

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  • 2 points Case-1966

    Sorry, but this sub is for bad music. Maybe think next time before you try to disrespect Wing, you plebeian

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  • 1 points LilRed2023

    She needs to come to America. AGT she would be better than 99 percent of the horrible talent and probably win the entire show

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  • 0 points hotriccardo

    Frankly PreparationKey2843 if you've got that type of covert anti-kiwism, I'd like you to leave my sub

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    3 points PreparationKey2843

    "The term "anti-kiwism" is not a widely recognized, formal term for a specific ideology or form of prejudice. It has, however, been used in philosophical discussions as a hypothetical example of irrational hatred or prejudice against New Zealanders ("Kiwis") to illustrate the nature of actual forms of discrimination like antisemitism."

    What???
    Are you ok?
    Or is this /s of some kind?

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